MUCHO TRABAJO HOY

CRANK IT UP

ARRIBA MEXICANOS

ARRIBA FLYS

TAKE THIS 'NOFRE!

TUNNEL RUN

OLD FRIENDS RULE

LAIRD'S EXPRESSION SESSION

REMEMBER

FINAL TOUCHES!

Forewarned is forearmed. The New Zealand swell is on the way. According to NOAA she'll be here in time for Saturday and Sunday. This is defiantly good news for the wave starved 'Bums of the Beach'. The Club has contracted for a harrow to till the sand to make walking to the water a piece of cake. We hope paving the 'old dirt road' is not on the agenda. We'll see. It appears the Club will install refrigeration for the bidets to be installed in all toilets from buildings, 1/5.

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

LIFE IS GOOD

NEW LEASE ON LIFE

Nothing but great news. 'Nofre has a new lease on life for 2010&11. The
sand bar is back, outer reef is uncovered, the dirt road will not be paved, life is good. The telephone poles acting as barricades could be removed allowing motor homes to be backed up to the water, and Tony's Market has agreed not to send his catering truck filled with munchies. Maybe, just maybe
camping will be allowed. Bldg. 1 thru 6 will have pocelean bowls for your comfort including germ free seat covers.

FINAL WARNING

Something must be done to save our San Onofre beach before it's too late.
Before long there will be 400 surfboards in the water at the same time. It is anticipated 25 riders will occupy one wave. The Rangers are at San Onofre Surf Beach to prevent alcohol consumption and ticket parking violators. It is the responsibility of San Onofre club members to clean open latrines
1 thru 6 five times daily. Boogie boards and canvas inflatable surf mats are encouraged at Old Man's while beach is open. Thank you for your cooperation.

SAME SCHITT DIFFERENT DAY

This ain't real. San Onofre is going backwards. Backwards, not forward. No matter how hard her connections try, she is in dire straits. In '52 there were stalwart memberships led by Eddie McBride, Al Dowden, Opai,
Bill Barnars, Hi Ho Silvers, Art Lavagnino, and a host of others. Now she's diminished to cherry-pit spitting contests, horse-shoes, bocci ball tournaments, anything divorcing itself from the sport itself. I wish I'd anticipated this when I spent hard earned money to join. It's too late now. There's no use crying over spilled milk.

TWISTED SISTER

CENTER ST. 90266

RIB TRADER

GIANT WAVES TOMORROW

BETTER HEADS IN CABBAGE PATCH

VENTRILIQUIST

NO UKELELES TODAY

HEAD DOWN WALK THE DOGGIE

COME & GO WITH M E...

TRY THIS LONGBOARDERS

CAN'T GET UP UNLESS YOU GET DOWN

The Specials - Too Much Too Young

HAVE SOME

Labor Day

Labor Day: How it Came About; What it Means

Labor Day, the first Monday in September, is a creation of the labor movement and is dedicated to the social and economic achievements of American workers. It constitutes a yearly national tribute to the contributions workers have made to the strength, prosperity, and well-being of our country.

Founder of Labor Day

More than 100 years after the first Labor Day observance, there is still some doubt as to who first proposed the holiday for workers.

Some records show that Peter J. McGuire, general secretary of the Brotherhood of Carpenters and Joiners and a cofounder of the American Federation of Labor, was first in suggesting a day to honor those "who from rude nature have delved and carved all the grandeur we behold."

But Peter McGuire's place in Labor Day history has not gone unchallenged. Many believe that Matthew Maguire, a machinist, not Peter McGuire, founded the holiday. Recent research seems to support the contention that Matthew Maguire, later the secretary of Local 344 of the International Association of Machinists in Paterson, N.J., proposed the holiday in 1882 while serving as secretary of the Central Labor Union in New York. What is clear is that the Central Labor Union adopted a Labor Day proposal and appointed a committee to plan a demonstration and picnic.

SANO LABOR DAY

THANKS, PASKOWITZ TRIBE!

SAVE SAN ONOFRE

PRESCOTT AZ CONCERT

WHAT UP BRO

SAN ONOFRE GREAT MOMENTS

CaliALOHA, SANO BEACH BUMS

HELLO, SAN ONOFRE

GOVERNMENT MULE

wheelclamper gets pwned

Woman farts in pool!!

Classic Huell Howser at the Mexican Border

WELCOME TO SAN ONOFRE

SAN ONOFRE FOUNDERS CLUB!

KITCHEN WORKERS

Farting

Fat Girl Laughing

Video Of Great White Shark At San Onofre

http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-great-white-sightings,0,3265724.story

http://www.ktla.com/videobeta/?watchId=a6be249b-828d-4b75-9071-05ab08ff3998

WHOOPSA DAISEY!

Baywatch Intro

SURFING REDONDO BEACH BREAKWALL CONCRETE JUNGLE.mov

CHEAPSKATE

THE SUP OF DEATH...

John Clark's spin on the BP Oil Crisis. - The Front Fell Off 2010

COWABUNGA

HOME SWEET HONE

WHERE'S BK

STOP THIEF

cars dancing with music!!

pachucos picnic

"PACHUCO TIEMPOS"

HELP IS ON THE WAY

ACCEPT NO SUSITUTE

NEW BROOM SWEEPS CLEAN

tubesteakmalibu's webcam video June 06, 2010, 11:08 AM

ZONE 1 HIGH RADIATION

"San Onofre Is Now The Great White Shark Capital Of The World." - O.C. Register, May 10, 2010

West Nile Virus: San Onofre

West Nile Virus is the most prevalent mosquito-borne disease in the United States.

West Nile Virus is NOT going to magically pass over San Onofre. If you're planning on surfing, or being at, San Onofre near dawn or dust, your risk is much higher than at midday.

There is no time of day or night that is guaranteed to be safe. You should apply insect repellent containing DEET, Picaridin or oil of lemon eucalyptus AT ALL TIMES while at, or near, San Onofre. Apply it to all skin not covered by clothing. It can also be sprayed onto clothing for extra protection. Long sleeves and pants are strongly recommended. You are not in any way "safe" from mosquitoes when you are out in the water. The Great White Sharks at San Onofre don't scare away mosquitoes.

According to the Center for Disease Control and Prevention, people infected with WNV can develop a severe illness. Symptoms include: high fever, headache, neck stiffness, stupor, disorientation, tremors, convulsions, muscle weakness, vision loss, numbness and paralysis. Some people infected develop milder symptoms such as fever, headache and body aches, nausea, vomiting and sometimes swollen lymph glands or skin rash. Some will not have symptoms. West Nile Virus can be a life-altering and even fatal disease.

It is best to dump out water that has been sitting around in items such as buckets, tires, plant saucers, bird baths, pet water bowls and children’s pools. Mosquitoes only need a half inch of standing water to lay eggs. The eggs can hatch in as soon as two days!

Camp Pendleton officials are "taking measures to protect base occupants from WNV" by treating only large bodies of standing water, and they will do so on a 28-day cycle through October. If you take much comfort in this, you are not paying attention. Standing water by showers, bathrooms, drinking fountains, drainage pipes, ditches, etc., will not be treated. Mosquito eggs hatch in only two days, so that leaves about 26 days of virtually no protection, even around large bodies of water on the base.

I'm cautious not to tempt fate by saying "It can't get any worse a San Onofre," but you've got to wonder. And don't think you can hide from the mosquitoes. Most of then will be too small to see, only a few million will be as big as the San Onofre Mosquito (pictured).

"San Onofre Is 'Ground Zero' For Sharks" - O.C. Register, May 25, 2010

- "The bottom line is Trail One at San Onofre is ground Zero for these So Cal white sharks."

- "The 9-mile channel of San Onofre is the migration route for the big whites that go to Hawaii and Guadalupe Island from the Farallon Islands."

- "Keep your feet up."

All quotes from Orange County Register, May 25, 2010.

San-O Daze has warned you for years. Just a few of the posts: 2006 2008 2008 2008 2008 2008 2008 2008 2008 2008 2008 2008 2008 2009 2009 2009 2009 2009 2009 2009 2009 2009 2009 2009

DR. EVIL AND HIS SIDE KICK MINI-ME CHECK THE SURF...

You'll Come Because Of The Apocalypse, You'll Stay For The Sloppy Joes

And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood; And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth...And the heaven departed as a scroll when it is rolled together; and every mountain and island were moved out of their places. [Revelations 6:12-14]

If you have a fear, there will always be someone willing to take your money and promise to save you. These guys near Barstow, California, promise to save you and serve you a diet including Sloppy Joes. You don't want to try to survive the Apocalypse on a diet of cream cheese in rolled tortillas, do you?

BOB GELDOF and THE BOOMTOWN RATS-I dont like Mondays

WELCOME BACK

Stagnated San-O-Daze Surf Report

Gone surfing.

• Cam And Report
• Break Map
• Break/Travel Info

San Onofre Surf Report May13, 2010

Take a laxative or a Pepto or something and than go surfing.

Nike ad with the San Onofre senior surfers

Another California Cooler Commerical

California Cooler Ad

I'M PISSED OFF!!!!!!!

THE KING OF QUEER AND THE QUEEN OF WEIRDNESS CONTEST SUCKS!

THE F-ING STAND UP PADDLE KOOKS ARE AT IT AGAIN!

THESE STUPID KOOKS ARE TRYING TO LEND LEGITIMACY TO THEIR STUPID QUASI-SPORT. WHAT A BUNCH OF FAGS, AND SELF CENTERED NARCISSISTIC WORK OUT FREAKS. TAKING OVER A GREAT BEACH TO INCONVENIENCE AND JEOPARDIZE REAL SURFERS WHO CAN REALLY SURF, PLUS THOSE LOOKING TO LEARN TO SURF LIKE REAL SURFERS. THROW DOWN YOUR PADDLES AND GET THE HELL OUT OF SANO YOU FREAKS!

GIMME' SOME LOVING

Hobie Classic at San Onofre

Schedule: Stand Up exhibition at 8:00AM Saturday!
There are 4 divisions on Saturday, Oct 8.
Junior Women 15-19
Senior Women 20-34
Master's Women 35 & Older
Retro Expression Session - All ages
There are 4 divisions on Sunday, Oct 9.
Itzy Bitzys - 8 years and under
Ke'ikis - 9 & 10
Menehunes - 11 & 12
Wahines - 13 & 14
All confirmed entries will receive an email confirmation/invitation and directions to the HOBIE REGISTRATION PARTY on Friday Night, Oct. 7, 2010.
THE ENTRY FEE IS $ 250.00

For more info call(949) 494-8611
Gates open at 6:00 AM
Directions:
Exit the 5 freeway at Basilone road.Go towards the ocean.Go to the SURF BEACH sign and turn right.Go past the stop sign to the Ranger Kiosk.Be prepared to wait in line if you don’t get there when the gate opens.
Parking is very limited.There are outside showers.There are inside toilets.Bring drinking water, shade and sun screen. Hawaiian Plate Lunches available for an additional $50.00ea. Come prepared to spend the day. And don't forget your wallet for those extra expenses, and unforseen costs. Admission to San Onofre State Park Surf beach is $15.00
Contest Entry Instructions: By Credit Card Online:
Sign up online and pay securely with a CREDIT CARD!

By Mail:
1. Click acrobat icon to get the required release form and entry form.
2. Print out the release form and entry form.
3. Completely fill out both forms
5. Mail filled out release form and completed entry form with payment to:Allan Seemour Productions INC.P.O. Box 1446Capistrano Beach, CA 92624-044
By Fax:
1. Same instructions as above.2. Fax to: (949) 496-1706
Faxed entries must be accompanied with credit card info and expiration date.
Previous Allan Seemour Production's INC. Surf Contests:
Hobie San O ClassicSan Onofre Oct 7-8, 2010


2010 Allan Seemour Productions Inc.

San Onofre to be developed?

ENOUGH! hairbrained ideas for developing anything at san onofre! PRESERVE san onofre in it's natural state forever WITHOUT compromise!

Keep trestles clear of any kind of development including developed footpaths and tunnels and toilets and rangers and ranger buildings and lifegaurds and lifegaurd traffic, cars sirens, expensive salAried park employees and regulation of any sort. why are californians sitting by and watching their own infrastructure grow to the point of not being able to sustain it? why are californians letting the park system get so top heavy that it is closing the parks? why are we doing this type of construction right in the middle of the holy grail of surfing, and one of the nicest examples of a natural setting left on our coastline? lets fight this the way we fought the toll road. The "San Onofre Foundation" is trying to negotiate it's own long term vision , and quite frankly is a compromise too great for our immediate releif, and cost too much for future generations. TODAY; A FOOTPATH TOMORROW; PAVEMNT, PARKING METERS AND OVERCROWDING! contact the SANO ONOFRE FOUNDATION TO VOICE YOURSELF, MAYBE THEY WILL LISTEN??????????? www.sanofoundation.org/

CrazyBananaGirls - The Banana Boat Song

I HATE TEACHERS, THEY ARE STUPID

"THOSE THAT CAN, DO! THOSE THAT CAN NOT, TEACH!!
WHAT A BUNCH OF PUSSY WHINER, POLITICALLY CORRECT, LIBERAL FREAKS!
i SAY WE REPEAL THE (MOONBEAM) BROWN ACT OF 1974 GIVING PUBLIC EMPLOYEES THE RIGHT TO FORM UNIONS FOR THE PURPOSE OF SCREWING THE MOMS AND DADS OUT THERE WITH NO GREASE. IT'S ABOUT TIME THE PUBLIC KNEW THE REAL DEAL. UNION BRASS SAYS: "WE'LL START REPRESENTING THE KIDS WHEN THEY CAN PAY UNION DUES"
YOU MAY DISAGREE WITH ME, BUT CLICK HERE:
http://www.projo.com/education/content/central_falls_teachers.1_02-13-10_A8HEI7Q_v61.3a65218.html

ITS SPRINGTIME AGAIN

Controlling Mexican Whiteflies in your Garden
Mexican whiteflies suffer from an identity crisis, as they are not “true” flies at all. Their appearance resembles tiny, pure white “moths” but they are in fact, closely related to sap-sucking aphids. Aphid-cast skins can easily be mistaken for whitefly, but whitefly will quickly flutter up and fly away when disturbed.

Shark Attack 3: Megalodon

JAWS 2003 featuring Garrett McNamara

California Cooler Malibu

Banana Malibu Rum: Banana Boat Song Tribal Dance

LOOK AT THIS STUPID JERK!

WHAT KIND OF FREAKIN IDIOT CONTINUES TO PADDLE SURF IN THE PRONE SURF AREA? CHUCK PATTERSON; AN ARROGANT IDIOT WHO THINKS HE IS IMMUNE TO THE SAFETY REGULATIONS. IT'S DUMBSH?TS LIKE THIS THAT WILL BLOW IT FOR THEMSELVES. WHAT A PRICK! i AM PISSED OFF AT THESE KIND OF SELFISH BASTARDS

TRYING TO PUSH THE ENVELOPE AND CHANGE 80 YEARS OF TRADITION AT SAN ONOFRE. STAND UP AND COUNT! IF YOU SEE THIS A-HOLE THERE, FLIP HIM OFF AS HE DRIVES BY AND YELL AT HIM! HE DRIVES A BIG POLLUTING STINKING DIESEL DUALLY TRUCK WITH A HOBIE STICKER ON THE BACK. IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO CONFRONT HIM, THIS WILL CONTINUE.

I'M PISSED OFF

AS YOU CAN SEE, WE ARE UNDER SIEGE

AS AMERICANS, HOW CAN WE SIT BY AND WATCH THIS?

DID YOUR FOREFATHERS SHED THEIR BLOOD

SO YOUR STUPID ASS COULD SIT HOME ON ELECTION DAY?

DO SOMETHING NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

SUP SURF DISASTER ON THE ROCKS AT JAWS!

NEW GOVERNMENT ISSUE SIGN AT DOGPATCH...

gary checked in today

plagued by a recent relapse, Gary was cooperative and optimistic about his prospects for a full recovery from alchoholism. He tried the "cure" before, but quit going to the "stupid meetings".

AMERICAN HERO

It’s amazing how many times I have driven the road to San O and never once gave it a thought as to what Basilone road was named after. I did a little research and found out the following: Basilone Road is named after a Gunnery Sergeant John Basilone, (November 4, 1916 – February 19, 1945). He was a United States Marine who received the Medal of Honor for his actions at the Battle of Guadalcanal during World War II. He was the only enlisted Marine in World War II to receive the Medal of Honor and the Navy Cross. His story will be told during the new TV series called The Pacific.A section of U.S. Interstate 5 running through Camp Pendleton is named the "Gunnery Sergeant John Basilone Memorial Highway".About the TV series:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pacific_(miniseries)About Gunnery Sergeant John Basilonehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Basilone

MEN WITH DOGS....

Literally and figuratively.

AUTHORITIES STEP UP EFFORTS TO RID OLDMANS OF SWEEPERS…

San Diego County Sheriffs use a high pressure water canon to quell a pack of unruly SUP'ers that refused orders to leave the area and to return to the south of Dogpatch.

This man had enough and tossed the whole thing in the dumpster.

with regard to Lou............................

Louis Spincter will not blog for 1 week to honor a self-imposed
sabbatical and and celebrate his 19 year anniversary to shotzy.
All the previous posters to sanodaze can now return to this forum of funny
before it was hi-jacked by the religious right.

Sano Surf Report April 1, 2010

• Cam And Report
• Break Map
• Break/Travel Inf