If the toll road is built

This is what Basilone Rd will look like if the federal government over turns the California Coastal Commissions ruling on stopping the toll road. San Onofre, Trestles and Church could be no more as we know it, just another crowded public and polluted beach. And don't forget to sign the petition for "P.O.O.P." (Protect Our Owls Palms).

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SUMMER AT SAN ONOFRE....

Jesse Jackson Drops The "N" Bomb.

The same Jesse Jackson who called on the entertainment industry, including rappers, to stop using the N-Word, and who also urged the public to BOYCOTT the DVD set of "Seinfeld" after Michael Richards was taped using the word during a rant at a Los Angeles comedy club in 2006 - 8 years after after the TV series was over, used the N-Word himself when referring to blacks when he said Obama was telling them how to behave.

Story here, and, tomorrow EVERYWHERE.

Introducing the New San Onofre Surf Club Logo

SAN CLEMENTE (UPS) - The San Onofre Surf Club unveiled their new club logo at the annual club meeting, held this morning at the Elks Lodge in San Clemente. The original logo, first seen in 1952, was deemed outdated and out of touch with the times.

"We looked long and hard at many different designs, before settling on this one," board member Ranger Ephraim remarked. "It just seemed to speak to us of San Onofre and the culture it fosters."

The logo will appear on all club gear and available online at the club website or their official outlet.

The Points Pygmy Palm Tree Owl

The Points "Pygmy Palm Tree Owls" make their homes in the many Palm trees that grow at The Point and throughout San Onofre. To remove the trees could end the life cycle and make these cute and pettit creatures extinct.

P (protect)

O (our)

O (owls)

P (palms)

Unintentionally Erotic Candy No. 301: Gummi Lighthouses

Our Palm trees are threatened!

From a reliable source I have heard unless we can get these Palm's trimed the state will come in and remove them. The Life Guards have been complaining that the tree's are obstructing their view and are a great concern for safety reasons. Please if you know of someone who would be willing to trim them we might be able to save them or these pictures may be all we ever see of these great palms at the POINT. Safety at the beach comes first, I hope we can keep the palms and secure a view for the Life Guards too.

Now we've seen it all!

It was bound to happen. This group of fishermen and their wives decided to drive right out onto the beach at the SandBar and set up camp. When Ranger P asked them why, they simply replied " There was no place to park up on the road".

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Ride'm Monkey?

Well it was bound to happen with all the animals showing up at SanO. Now the're having rodeo's at Oldman's. Here the favorite Billy Bob Jimmy Joe shows his skill in the penning event herding ground squirrel's and beating Tommy Joe Willie Boy for top banana. The SanO-Daze crew has now become Rodeo Clowns.

Complying With The New Ban On Nudity At San Onofre

NUDE:
1. Having no clothing; naked.
2. Permitting or featuring full exposure of the body.

Nude means NO clothing. None. Nada. Zero.
Full exposure means FULL Exposure. Total. Everything.

My client was NOT NUDE.

We got it all!

Just another typical mornig at SanO. We had everything going on this morning and a fun time was had by all.

Special Report

EXCLUSIVE
From John R. (Special to San-O Daze)

San Onofre, CA. - A 48-year-old man was charged Friday with disorderly conduct for allegedly lying about seeing two great white sharks, one off of San Onofre and the other off of Doheney State Beach, authorities said.

San Clemente police Chief Bob Kiefer said Archie Rice warned people to get out of the water at San Onofre State Beach on Thursday. Rice claimed he had seen a shark about 22 feet long and 3,000 pounds while he was on a stand up paddle board just off the power plant.

Officials closed the beach, but Kiefer said investigators later determined Rice was lying.

When asked by detectives where he got the board, Rice became very combative and was suspected of being high or drunk although no tests were administered, Kiefer said.

There was no listing for Rice in the city's directory. Kiefer said he had heard that Rice had asked attorney Sidney Carton, Esq. to represent him, but he was turned down.

A second beach, Doheney State Beach was closed because Rice was seen "chumming" dog remains from his kayak and then claimed to have seen the second shark, slightly larger at 28 feet and 6,000 pounds— a short while later a retired lifeguard from San Clemente said he had seen the great white shark as well.

The beaches were reopened Friday.

Foreign Statues I Don't Pretend To Understand - No. 101

New Bing Book A Blockbuster

Just got my copy and it is fantastic. Lots and lots of great old photos and stories. Well worth the price and highly recommended.

Are there other life forms and do they surf?

Our Solar System is fasinating. And to think that on that beautiful blue marble we surf. I wonder with as big and mind blowing that the universe is, are we the only life forms and if there are more Solar Systems like ours, are there other life forms that surf. I know there are some other life forms that surf SanO, but the're (spelled it right) not from another planet, or are they? See you star gazers in the morning.

IT To Be In Olympic Cermonies

Seen here, Chinese police practice their monocycle routine for the opening ceremonies of the Olympics in Beijing. The insert shows the "It" transportation device invented by Herbert Garrison of South Park, Colorado.

San-O Girls Compete in France

Two of SanO's finest are surfing in the Roxy contest in France this week. Rachael Barry & Kaitlin Maguire, both San-O regulars, are competing in the world event. Let's wish them luck.

Nudists Take Off Gloves, Sue State Over Cover Up At San Onofre

Nudists Sue State Over Cover Up At San Onofre

New launch ramp at san onofre

They have this week began the construction of the new boat launch ramp at Oldman's. It started with the kayakers then the butt-boarders then the stand-up now its yes you guessed it, the "JET-SKI'S"! Jet-ski's will now be allowed in the line-up just south of DogPatch. They had to but the ramp at Oldman's because Edison Co. would not allow any craft to be launched that close to their facility. They plan to bring in a large dredger to dredge a channel through the line-up to make access easier to and from the ramp. There is talk of someone with a small refueling boat anchoring off the beach to sell fuel to the jet-skier's. Whats next, a sea-going roach coach anchoring off The Point? Heh! That might not be a bad idea!

Sand Sculpting Contest Entry No. 601

How Does That First Rider Up Rule Go?

SURFER TRAPPED BY BEACH BALLS

It seems that surfing at San Onofre can be a little dangerous…
A man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his beachchair and found his testicals had become stuck between two slats of wood. BK had been surfing naked off Old Mans beach and his testicles had shrunk in the cool sea. When he sat down they slipped through the slats and then, as he lay in the sun, expanded back to normal size. He was freed after he called Park Rangers on his mobile phone and they sent a Ranger to cut the deckchair in half.

Point Disceptation. Is that anywhere near Point Disputation? Can I get there from Point Polemic or Point Philippic?

There IS a Point

The Answerman chipping in rebuilding the Point.

nothing to do with surfing

this is not the fate the matador had in mind

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STAND UP SURFING FINALLY BANNED AT SAN ONOFRE

Lifegaurds and local law enforcement were called tuesday morning to san onofre to enforce the new ban on "stand up" surfing as the ban became effective several would be bathers attempted to evade violation tickets by paddling south of the access road, 11 paddlers were issued tickets and two arrested for outstanding warrants. let this be a warning, you will be violated if you use a paddle!

Repeat!

You gots to watch more than 36 seconds...

Warm Water

The water has warmed up. No wetsuits needed.

"MURPHY'S LAW"

Its best to avoid standing directly between

a competitive jerk and his goals!

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San Onofre has gone to the dogs

Some come with the Aloha spirit, and others just come to play. Its a dogs life at the beach. Now we know how "DogPatch" got its name.

Scientists Report That Watermelon Is Better Than Viagra

Watermelon Is Better Than Viagra

AMERICA stands for FREEDOM

A THANK YOU to those who help keep it the way it was meant to be "FREE"!

The Toll Road, The Right To Bear Arms, The Alcohol Ban, Free Speech, Gay Marriage, The Point, The Dirt Road

It's a privilege to be here in the USA, free to discuss and debate these issues, and others. As we celebrate our independence and the founding of our republic, I am mindful that this privilege is secured each day by men and women serving in our military.

I saw this picture of a U.S. Marine, from the 24th Marine Expeditionary Unit, who was caught, without his helmet, by Taliban fire in Afghanistan on May 18, 2008. Obviously, he did not hesitate to stand up with the others in his squad and return fire. It reminded me of the sacrifices that those serving in our military make for all our citizens.

He was not hit and is okay.