Friday, June 30, 2006

A DOGS LIFE


Dingo is shown here fishing with one of the DogPatch Locals (in the hat) hoping to catch a CATFISH!

(and yes, they did use the little blue baggies to pick up after themselves)

HANDSFREE


The latest in Handsfree Technology will be on sale at the Luau in July! It aslo works great to hold your favorite bar of surf wax.

Who's kid is this?


It is illegal to remove marine life from the reef without a current fishing license.

Also, why is the Mayor wearing a white hat instead of his red one?

Costume night at Dr. Ralph's tonight!

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Al

I came up to SanO yesterday. There was a surf contest up at trestles.
Before I went up there, I spent some time talking to this guy named Al, a little bit past the first big shack when you drive in. He seemed a nice sort, but kept claiming that he invented the space time continuum or some such. He was hard to understand and was drinking heavily.

Water cooled off a tad.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

A very unusual day at Sano


Speaking for my self. When I post something on this blog, It is mainly for my amusement.
How ever, if it generates a colorful and amusing comment, that is a bonus. If it generates a sadistic or hateful comment, well that is life as they say.
I would like to think more highly of man kind,( how ever foolish that may be) that when the hateful comment is made, it would be reread by that person and they would ask of themselves, could I have made a wiser comment.
But this is not Kansas, is it Dorothy.

A very typical day at Sano

How is dingo urine gathered? Carefully, study says

Tue Jun 27, 10:57 AM ET

Australian researchers say they have discovered a new repellent that can help with everything from rehabilitating old mine sites to reducing the amount of roadkill. It's dingo urine.

Researchers at Curtin University have been startled by the effectiveness of urine from Australia's wild dogs in scaring off kangaroos which chew through areas of new-growth vegetation.

The university's Michael Parsons said the discovery could have important applications in helping to re-establish plant life on old mine sites by repelling kangaroos, unique Australian marsupials which number in the tens of millions.

Researchers looked at the effectiveness of chemicals found in the urine of dingoes and non-native predators like coyotes.

"When we presented tame kangaroos with coyote urine, they became interested in the new smell, but when presented with the dingo urine they were startled and fled," Parsons said.

He told Reuters Tuesday that the effect of urine on wild kangaroos was even more dramatic.

Parsons's team is looking at ways of delivering the repellent effectively at mine sites and how much would be needed, as well as whether it could be used to reduce the number of collisions between kangaroos and vehicles on outback roads.

He said the university was also trying to isolate and synthesize the active chemicals in dingo urine so that it could be made in quantities large enough to be commercially viable.

For now, the university is receiving supplies of the real thing from Australia's Dingo Conservation Society, but he said how it is gathered is a tightly held secret.

"At one stage we fashioned a little urine catcher to walk dingoes and collect it from, but that tended to be risky," Parsons said.


The Phantom Plumber strikes again making sure all of San Onofre's showers are in working order.

It's a 909 paddle-out.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Famous People



Can you name any of these people?

HMMMM?

The Point


These two Talegalites each recieved $364 tickets for illegal parking and blocking the dumpster. Not seen in the photo is the "NO PARKING" sign slightly to the left of yuppie wagon #1.

This is a close up of one of the SUV drivers as they tore up their ticket and threw it on the ground. Jim Irwin picked up the pieces.

Monday, June 26, 2006

A Story In Every Tattoo.


Someone left about a mile of rope on the beach.

Friday, June 23, 2006

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

THANKS!

I would just like to THANK everyone who let me know there was a paddle out for Terry today at 5pm, which was absolutely NOBODY!!!!

Have fun this summer at the Point!

I'M OUT-A HERE!!!!

Something to sleep on.

The Summer Solstice



A diagram showing how the Sun moves through the sky on the Summer solstice.
Click on image for full size (57K GIF)
Let's pretend, for the moment, that you're the person standing on the Earth in the picture to the left, living in Topeka, Kansas, around 40° N latitude. The picture on the left shows the view from the solar system (upper panel), and from on the surface of the earth (lower panel). Notice that some of the same features are labelled on each panel.

The upper panel shows that on the summer solstice (which occurs around June 21), the northern half of the Earth is tilted towards the Sun. Notice that the Sun is north of the equator. For you in Topeka, the altitude of the Sun at noon is 73.5°, which is pretty high in the sky. In fact, that is as high as the Sun ever gets at that latitude. It has been getting higher and higher in the sky since the winter solstice and through the vernal equinox. The bottom panel shows how the Sun moves through the sky for someone standing on the ground in Topeka.

So in general, the northern hemisphere is getting more direct sunlight, which heats the Earth most efficiently, than the southern hemisphere. This is summer for people in the northern hemisphere. During the summer, the Sun is also above the horizon longer than it is during the winter. The summer solstice is the longest day of the year.

At this same time, the southern half of the Earth is tilted away from the Sun. If you were living in Neuquen, Argentina (roughly -40° S latitude) you would be bundled up for the winter.

How high the Sun gets in your sky, and how long it is above the horizon during the day, depend not only on the season, but also on your latitude.

Another Satisfied Reader


Dr. Ralph had to hose off his deck after last weeks poker party.

If you look at it one way you see a bullforg. If you look another, you see Homer Simpsons head.

Monday, June 19, 2006


Another out of control party weekend at 'Nofre. Here is some of the residue from this morning.

Pillsbury Dough Boy Death A Hoax

San Clemente (UPI) The Pillsbury Dough Boy is alive. He was photographed by an operative of The blog monitor while attempting to flee the photographer this Sunday at San Onofre Surf Beach. There is a rumor that he entered the Federal Witness Protection Program for unknown reasons. Official sources won't comment. It is suspected that an imposter was involved in the faking of his death and quickie funeral.

Greetings to Sheriff Bob from the tourists.

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Dedicated sole

kudos to you.
"HAPPY FATHERS DAY"

YOU MOTHERS!

I'm still watching.

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Dingo Arrested. Held Without Bail.

Dingo has been arrested and is being held under armed guard at Camp Pendleton. Rumors at the military base say that the arrest is related to the death of the Pillsbury Dough Boy. Nothing is known as to the charges because the arrest was made under a sealed warrant by Homeland Security, who have since handed Dingo over to the USMC Military Police.

I will be representing him at an emergency after-hours hearing at the Federal Courthouse. The major goal will be to prevent him from being transported to a foreign detention center for questioning, which is what usually happens once someone arrested in this fashion is transferred to a military base. It is impossible to do anything more for him right now and we will not be permitted to learn what the charges are for some time, if we are ever able to learn what the charges are. This is not your grandfather's legal system anymore.

Friday, June 16, 2006

Class of 2006


Don't forget to use a sleevelet tonight guys.

Pillsbury Dough Boy Dies Suddenly

Rancho Sante Fe, CA (UPI) Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, the Pillsbury Dough Boy, died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly, most recently when brought in for questioning by police in San Clemente, California. He was 76.

Dough boy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, Captain Crunch, and Maureen McCormick -- best remembered as "Marsha" in "The Brady Bunch" television series, who co-starred with Dough Boy in his first television commercial.

The grave site was piled high with flours. As longtime friend, Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Dough Boy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Although Dough Boy was already 35 when he started his career in show business, he rose quickly. His later life was filled with turnovers. He was never considered a "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Dough Boy lost a 15-year legal battle to profits from the movie "Ghostbusters." He had been digitally replaced by the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man by means of post-production special effects, months after Dough Boy had originally been filmed in the role. Despite being a little flaky at times, he was even still, as a crusty old man, considered a roll model for millions.

Toward the end it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he had fallen. Dough Boy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty.

JUST IN TIME FOR SUMMER!


Nice left at Oldmans. But wait! There's something in the wave and it's tail ain't horizontal. Yup, Sparky and Fluffy are back and they're bigger and hungrier then befrore!

Well East coast girls are hip
I really dig those styles they wear
And the Southern girls with the way they talk
They knock me out when I'm down there

The Mid-West farmer's daughters really make you feel alright
And the Northern girls with the way they kiss
They keep their boyfriends warm at night

I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California girls

The West coast has the sunshine
And the girls all get so tanned
I dig a french bikini on Hawaii island
Dolls by a palm tree in the sand

I been all around this great big world
And I seen all kinds of girls
Yeah, but I couldn't wait to get back in the states
Back to the cutest girls in the world

I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California girls

I wish they all could be California
(Girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be California
(Girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be California
(Girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be California
(Girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)


When leaving a Dr. Ralph poker party, always STOP the car before puking!

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Texas Holdem


I am happy to announce the lineup for this Friday nights poker bash.
Headlining the event will be none other than,(Shirley Rosario). Viewed in the photo above, a very accomplished card player.

She has invited some card playing competitors of hers, to join in the fun.
Jenifer Tilly and Jenifer Harman.

There is a $1000.00 buy in, with three seats left.

You can contact myself, via this blog.

Michael Henry Cast


Last week we lost a very dear friend, Terry McCann. He will be missed by everyone.

I am proud to say how ever. On that very same day.(June 7, 2006 at 1:06 pm.) My next door neighbors and very dear friends.(Ray and Klair Cast) brought into the world Michael. He weighed in at a whopping 5 lbs. 6 oz.

BK Cleared. Photo Proves Innocence.

I know you have all been wondering what happened to BK after his arrest, reported here at San-O Daze. Well, to be brief, BK was never "carrying an illegal weapon under his skirt," as was reported by the press. First of all, it was a kilt. Secondly, as the photographic evidence clearly shows, there was no "12-gauge flare gun." BK was released Wednesday night after the judge finished examining the evidence. I knew that once the judge got a personal view of the evidence, she would be satisfied. BK reports that the judge was quite thorough, examining the evidence at 1:15, 1:45, and again at 3:30 a.m.

If bathroom #4 had a urinal.....

Bathroom # 4.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006


BUENOS DIAS!!!

JU HAVE YUS RECEIBED A MEJICAN BYRUS.

SINZ WE NO HAB SO GOOD TEKNIOLOGICALLY ADBANCE IN MEJICO, DEES IS A MANUAL BYRUS.

PLEESE DELETE ALL JOUR FILES ON JOUR HARD-DRIVE JOURSELF AND SEND THEES E-MAIL TO EBERYONE JOU KNOW.

TANK JOU FOR HALPING ME.

JULIO MANUEL JOSE RODRIGUEZ-GARCIA----MEXICAN HACKER

Moon Phase