Monday, December 27, 2010

LARGER THAN LIFE

Thursday, December 23, 2010

'NOFRE JANURARY 2011

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

COMING SOON 'NOFRE

Sunday, December 19, 2010

WHY YOU SURF ANYWAY

Friday, December 17, 2010

TOP DECK

Thursday, December 16, 2010

OFF WE GO

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

STRANGE BUT TRUE

Sunday, December 12, 2010

HO HO HO...

Saturday, December 11, 2010

HAPPY EASTER

Thursday, December 09, 2010

HERE HE COMES...

Monday, December 06, 2010

Dancin'

Sunday, December 05, 2010

BK Here?

LORD KNOWS

Friday, December 03, 2010

NO BK HERE

Thursday, December 02, 2010

BIG KOOK GETS MACED

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Big Kook's VAN

Monday, November 29, 2010

DAYTIME SAN ONOFRE

Saturday, November 27, 2010

DON'T TRY AT HOME

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

GUESS WHO

Monday, November 22, 2010

Flippy Hoffman 1930-2010

A nice article about Flippy Hoffman, who passed earlier this month. He was a true waterman.

PASS THE GRAVI

Thursday, November 18, 2010

HEY! GET BACK IN LINE

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Shooting The Tube

San Clemente, CA (AP) -- A local surfer shot his television set with a Pistole Parabellum 1908, commonly called a German Luger, while watching Bristol Palin's "Dancing with the Stars" routine Monday night, saying he was fed up with politics and Palin wasn't a very good dancer, according to court documents.

The unidentified man is a member of the Board of Directors of a local surfing club. Not much is known about the man, except he has a propensity to call others "IDOTS" when he is upset with them. He allegedly pointed a gun at his wife, who escaped and called police, authorities said. A SWAT team surrounded the couple's house, and officers were able to talk the man out Tuesday morning after an all-night standoff.

He was charged Tuesday with second-degree reckless endangerment, and could be sentenced to up to 10 years in prison if convicted. The man's wife told police her husband came home around 6:30 p.m. Monday after drinking at the Rib Trader, but that she didn't know if he was drunk, a sheriff's detective wrote in a criminal complaint.

She said her husband drank a bottle of beer during dinner and they settled down to watch "Dancing with the Stars." When Palin, the daughter of former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, began her routine, the man jumped up and began swearing, saying something like "The (expletive) IDOTS politics." His wife said he was upset that a political figure's daughter was dancing on TV even though he felt she didn't have talent. She told officers her husband left the living room and reappeared 20 minutes later with his Luger, "raging" with his face bright red, and blasted the TV.

"He scared the bejebees out of me," she told police. She left the home and called police from a nearby lawyer's office, according to the complaint. The Internet has been abuzz in recent days about how Bristol Palin, who has consistently landed at the bottom of the judges' leaderboard, has been able to remain on the ABC show. Some have suggested that voters -- particularly supporters of her mother -- have been voting in blocs.

LAIRD HAMILTON & DAVE KALAMA!!

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

THIS IS AWFUL

Sunday, November 14, 2010

YOUNG BOYS RULE"

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

WHO DONE IT? (TAKE 2)

Another "Mystery Missile".

Tuesday, November 09, 2010

Who done it?

Who launched the mystery missile over California?
The mystery of a missile launch last night off the Southern California coast deepened today as U.S. military officials continued to deny that the missile was one of theirs. The unmistakable contrail streaking into the California sunset was captured on video last night by a KCBS news helicopter flying over Los Angeles at around 5 p.m. CNN

Monday, November 08, 2010

FINALLY

Tuesday, November 02, 2010

Monday, November 01, 2010

ALOHA SANN-O DAZE

GARCON DE PISS

Sunday, October 31, 2010

GRINGOS RULE ALL .

Saturday, October 30, 2010

HEY, WHAT WAS THAT

Piss Boy

Friday, October 29, 2010

HEY. MY WAVE BRO

Thursday, October 28, 2010

HOLA, SAN ONOFRE

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

GET UP GET DOWN

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

103rd St. SLA

Monday, October 25, 2010

SOY MEXICANO

Sunday, October 24, 2010

PAIN & SUFFERING

Beach time is fun time. Not Ssn Onofre surf beach. The day is hot, the day is dry. An ice cold brewski is what the doctor ordered. No, is what the lifeguard says. "No alcohol on the beach. Period," he shouts. There's no one here, I say. "Can't you read the sign,"he says. I think, why is he looking at me, and not the water? An automobile traveling 12 mph along the dirt road. "SLOW DOWN!" someone rudely shouts. Another 5th generation Club member says you can't park here, I'm saving this for a friend." I think I'd rather have a Palapa in Jalapa, a pad in Trinidad, or a condo in Redondo, rather than face this cub hodge-podge on a weekly basis. Why are Park Rangers packing anyways.

Friday, October 22, 2010

MAYDAY MAYDAY

Chainsaw Illusion

Thursday, October 21, 2010

FIRST TO BLINK

Tomorrow, Friday, we are laying our cards on the table. Any and all questions will be answered. There is to much turmoil and indecision for me. There is no reason for this. It is the responsibility of the honchos who control the beach to make it operate as a well oiled machine. Because of flooding the insipid road will be closed as usual. Parking will be limited to a small area across from the Marine salami league ball field, a short 1/2 mile trek to the dilapidated palm frond shack. Bring your goulashes.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

GOOD NEWS BAD NEWS WORSE NEWS

The semi annual beach walk through showed ongoing weaknesses. Trash receptacles are spaced too far apart. The door to toilet #1 in Bldg. #4 was removed, but not replaced, preventing exclusive privacy rights. Restraining parking telephone pole parking logs need refinishing with clear resin to prevent splinters. Willy-nilly parking is allowed encouraging helter skelter parking. Club members must remember it is their responsibility for beach trash collection. Trash will not get up and walk to the aforementioned receptacles. Mooching and soliciting will not be tolerated. If you are near the volleyball courts please shag the participant's ball if it nears you. Do not get in line prior to 0600. All waves must be shared by its riders. Wave hogging is not encouraged at anytime. Do not open ice chests without owners permission. Belly boards are permitted only at northern area of beach. No automobile repairs allowed at San Onofre, this includes oil and filter changes. State lifeguards have final say.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

HERMOSA BILTMORE

Sunday, October 17, 2010

WELCOME TO "THE POINT"...

As seen in OC Weekly.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Monday, October 11, 2010

MUCHO TRABAJO HOY

Friday, October 08, 2010

CRANK IT UP

ARRIBA MEXICANOS

Wednesday, October 06, 2010

Tuesday, October 05, 2010

ARRIBA FLYS

Monday, October 04, 2010

TAKE THIS 'NOFRE!

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

TUNNEL RUN

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

OLD FRIENDS RULE

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Saturday, September 25, 2010

REMEMBER

Friday, September 24, 2010

Thursday, September 23, 2010

FINAL TOUCHES!

Forewarned is forearmed. The New Zealand swell is on the way. According to NOAA she'll be here in time for Saturday and Sunday. This is defiantly good news for the wave starved 'Bums of the Beach'. The Club has contracted for a harrow to till the sand to make walking to the water a piece of cake. We hope paving the 'old dirt road' is not on the agenda. We'll see. It appears the Club will install refrigeration for the bidets to be installed in all toilets from buildings, 1/5.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

LIFE IS GOOD

NEW LEASE ON LIFE

Nothing but great news. 'Nofre has a new lease on life for 2010&11. The
sand bar is back, outer reef is uncovered, the dirt road will not be paved, life is good. The telephone poles acting as barricades could be removed allowing motor homes to be backed up to the water, and Tony's Market has agreed not to send his catering truck filled with munchies. Maybe, just maybe
camping will be allowed. Bldg. 1 thru 6 will have pocelean bowls for your comfort including germ free seat covers.

Monday, September 20, 2010

FINAL WARNING

Something must be done to save our San Onofre beach before it's too late.
Before long there will be 400 surfboards in the water at the same time. It is anticipated 25 riders will occupy one wave. The Rangers are at San Onofre Surf Beach to prevent alcohol consumption and ticket parking violators. It is the responsibility of San Onofre club members to clean open latrines
1 thru 6 five times daily. Boogie boards and canvas inflatable surf mats are encouraged at Old Man's while beach is open. Thank you for your cooperation.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

SAME SCHITT DIFFERENT DAY

This ain't real. San Onofre is going backwards. Backwards, not forward. No matter how hard her connections try, she is in dire straits. In '52 there were stalwart memberships led by Eddie McBride, Al Dowden, Opai,
Bill Barnars, Hi Ho Silvers, Art Lavagnino, and a host of others. Now she's diminished to cherry-pit spitting contests, horse-shoes, bocci ball tournaments, anything divorcing itself from the sport itself. I wish I'd anticipated this when I spent hard earned money to join. It's too late now. There's no use crying over spilled milk.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

TWISTED SISTER

Friday, September 17, 2010

CENTER ST. 90266

Thursday, September 16, 2010

RIB TRADER

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

GIANT WAVES TOMORROW

Monday, September 13, 2010

BETTER HEADS IN CABBAGE PATCH

VENTRILIQUIST

Sunday, September 12, 2010

NO UKELELES TODAY

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Friday, September 10, 2010

COME & GO WITH M E...

Thursday, September 09, 2010

TRY THIS LONGBOARDERS

Wednesday, September 08, 2010

Tuesday, September 07, 2010

HAVE SOME

Monday, September 06, 2010

Labor Day


Labor Day: How it Came About; What it Means

Labor Day, the first Monday in September, is a creation of the labor movement and is dedicated to the social and economic achievements of American workers. It constitutes a yearly national tribute to the contributions workers have made to the strength, prosperity, and well-being of our country.

Founder of Labor Day

More than 100 years after the first Labor Day observance, there is still some doubt as to who first proposed the holiday for workers.

Some records show that Peter J. McGuire, general secretary of the Brotherhood of Carpenters and Joiners and a cofounder of the American Federation of Labor, was first in suggesting a day to honor those "who from rude nature have delved and carved all the grandeur we behold."

But Peter McGuire's place in Labor Day history has not gone unchallenged. Many believe that Matthew Maguire, a machinist, not Peter McGuire, founded the holiday. Recent research seems to support the contention that Matthew Maguire, later the secretary of Local 344 of the International Association of Machinists in Paterson, N.J., proposed the holiday in 1882 while serving as secretary of the Central Labor Union in New York. What is clear is that the Central Labor Union adopted a Labor Day proposal and appointed a committee to plan a demonstration and picnic.

SANO LABOR DAY

Sunday, September 05, 2010

Saturday, September 04, 2010

SAVE SAN ONOFRE

Friday, September 03, 2010

PRESCOTT AZ CONCERT

Thursday, September 02, 2010

WHAT UP BRO

Wednesday, September 01, 2010

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Monday, August 30, 2010

HELLO, SAN ONOFRE

Sunday, August 29, 2010

GOVERNMENT MULE

Monday, August 23, 2010

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Woman farts in pool!!

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

KITCHEN WORKERS

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Farting

Friday, August 13, 2010

Fat Girl Laughing

Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Baywatch Intro

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Friday, July 23, 2010

Family Fun Day

Tomorrow at Doheny will be the Ohana Kemp Family Fun Day. Free food and a raffle!

Friday, July 09, 2010

Wednesday, July 07, 2010

CHEAPSKATE

Tuesday, July 06, 2010

THE SUP OF DEATH...


Thursday, July 01, 2010

COWABUNGA

Monday, June 28, 2010

Thursday, June 24, 2010

HOME SWEET HONE

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

WHERE'S BK

Monday, June 21, 2010

STOP THIEF

Sunday, June 20, 2010

cars dancing with music!!

pachucos picnic

Saturday, June 19, 2010

"PACHUCO TIEMPOS"

Thursday, June 17, 2010

HELP IS ON THE WAY

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

ACCEPT NO SUSITUTE

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Tuesday, June 08, 2010

NEW BROOM SWEEPS CLEAN

Monday, June 07, 2010

Sunday, June 06, 2010

Monday, May 31, 2010

ZONE 1 HIGH RADIATION

Thursday, May 27, 2010

West Nile Virus: San Onofre

West Nile Virus is the most prevalent mosquito-borne disease in the United States.

West Nile Virus is NOT going to magically pass over San Onofre. If you're planning on surfing, or being at, San Onofre near dawn or dust, your risk is much higher than at midday.

There is no time of day or night that is guaranteed to be safe. You should apply insect repellent containing DEET, Picaridin or oil of lemon eucalyptus AT ALL TIMES while at, or near, San Onofre. Apply it to all skin not covered by clothing. It can also be sprayed onto clothing for extra protection. Long sleeves and pants are strongly recommended. You are not in any way "safe" from mosquitoes when you are out in the water. The Great White Sharks at San Onofre don't scare away mosquitoes.

According to the Center for Disease Control and Prevention, people infected with WNV can develop a severe illness. Symptoms include: high fever, headache, neck stiffness, stupor, disorientation, tremors, convulsions, muscle weakness, vision loss, numbness and paralysis. Some people infected develop milder symptoms such as fever, headache and body aches, nausea, vomiting and sometimes swollen lymph glands or skin rash. Some will not have symptoms. West Nile Virus can be a life-altering and even fatal disease.

It is best to dump out water that has been sitting around in items such as buckets, tires, plant saucers, bird baths, pet water bowls and children’s pools. Mosquitoes only need a half inch of standing water to lay eggs. The eggs can hatch in as soon as two days!

Camp Pendleton officials are "taking measures to protect base occupants from WNV" by treating only large bodies of standing water, and they will do so on a 28-day cycle through October. If you take much comfort in this, you are not paying attention. Standing water by showers, bathrooms, drinking fountains, drainage pipes, ditches, etc., will not be treated. Mosquito eggs hatch in only two days, so that leaves about 26 days of virtually no protection, even around large bodies of water on the base.

I'm cautious not to tempt fate by saying "It can't get any worse a San Onofre," but you've got to wonder. And don't think you can hide from the mosquitoes. Most of then will be too small to see, only a few million will be as big as the San Onofre Mosquito (pictured).

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

"San Onofre Is 'Ground Zero' For Sharks" - O.C. Register, May 25, 2010

- "The bottom line is Trail One at San Onofre is ground Zero for these So Cal white sharks."

- "The 9-mile channel of San Onofre is the migration route for the big whites that go to Hawaii and Guadalupe Island from the Farallon Islands."

- "Keep your feet up."

All quotes from Orange County Register, May 25, 2010.

San-O Daze has warned you for years. Just a few of the posts: 2006 2008 2008 2008 2008 2008 2008 2008 2008 2008 2008 2008 2008 2009 2009 2009 2009 2009 2009 2009 2009 2009 2009 2009

Monday, May 17, 2010

You'll Come Because Of The Apocalypse, You'll Stay For The Sloppy Joes

And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood; And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth...And the heaven departed as a scroll when it is rolled together; and every mountain and island were moved out of their places. [Revelations 6:12-14]

If you have a fear, there will always be someone willing to take your money and promise to save you. These guys near Barstow, California, promise to save you and serve you a diet including Sloppy Joes. You don't want to try to survive the Apocalypse on a diet of cream cheese in rolled tortillas, do you?

BOB GELDOF and THE BOOMTOWN RATS-I dont like Mondays

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Tide is turning

by Robert Robb, The Arizona Republic columnist - May. 15, 2010 05:33 PM

I sense that the tide is turning in terms of national reaction to Arizona's new immigration law.

When the law was passed, opponents reacted swiftly and fiercely and spun it as a civil-rights issue.

Opponents charged that Arizona was relegating Latinos to second-class status. The law was racist and xenophobic. Allusions to police states, the segregated South and even Nazi Germany abounded.

It's become clear, however, that most Americans see this principally as a law-enforcement issue. A steady stream of national polls consistently show the same thing: A solid majority of Americans (usually around 60 percent) believe that local law enforcement should be doing the kind of things the Arizona law provides. Moreover, a solid majority of Americans also believe that Arizona was right to take action on its own, rather than wait for the federal government.

That changes the game. It's easy for critics to depict a small state as a bunch of racist rubes. Harder to do that for the entire country.

• Attorney General Eric Holder's admission, in a House committee hearing, that he hasn't read the Arizona law is also likely to be a turning point.

Holder has denounced the Arizona law. He has said that the federal government would be closely watching its implementation and will consider suing to keep it from going into effect. All without actually reading the bill.

Holder's admission was both breathtaking and unsurprising.

Opponents of the bill routinely and grossly mischaracterize its provisions. Even national news accounts are far more often inaccurate than accurate in describing them.

I suspect that among those denouncing the law and Arizona, Holder is more the rule than the exception.

• Meanwhile, immigration-rights groups, whose top priority is legal status for those currently in the country illegally, are touting their own polls to encourage Democrats to get bold on immigration.

According to them, comprehensive immigration reform, including legalization, is an electoral winner. In fact, they claim that even legalization standing alone, not buried as part of ostensibly tough border and workplace enforcement, is a winner.

It's clear that Democratic politicians actually running for office don't believe this. Almost universally, their strategy is to allow as little daylight as possible between them and their Republican opponents on immigration.

Arizona's Democratic candidates are a good example. Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, running for re-election in southern Arizona, is stressing her call to deploy the National Guard to the border. Ann Kirkpatrick, defending her seat in northern Arizona, has introduced a bill providing for an additional 3,500 border guards and denounced the calls to boycott Arizona because of the new state immigration law.

Harry Mitchell, running for re-election in the East Valley, will tell you he supports comprehensive immigration reform - if you ask. But what he voluntarily tells voters is all the enforcement stuff he favors. Jon Hulburd, the impressive Democratic candidate for John Shadegg's open seat, has a tough-as-nails statement on immigration on his website that doesn't even use the word "comprehensive" or refer to legalization at all. In fact, it flatly embraces the new John McCain position: "No discussion of immigration reform is possible without first addressing real border security."

Presumptive Democratic gubernatorial nominee Terry Goddard is stressing his support for making illegal border crossings a federal felony.

This is all because Democratic politicians understand an electoral dynamic that the immigration-rights groups don't: What a majority thinks isn't as consequential as what a majority of those who care about the issue thinks. In American politics, intensity matters.

• Most of what is being discussed in the U.S. Senate won't really do much to protect taxpayers against future bailouts. An exception is an amendment offered last week by McCain.

It would have reinstated the $400 billion cap on taxpayer subsidies to Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, eliminated their federal conservatorship in two years, and required them to be stand-alone entities without any implicit federal support within five years.

The taxpayers are already into Fannie and Freddie for $145 billion with no end in sight. The Obama administration lifted the $400 billion cap, clearly indicating an expectation to blow by it.

The amendment was defeated 56-43, with only two Democrats, Evan Bayh and Russ Feingold, voting for it.

I sometimes wonder how much different 2008 might have been if McCain had stuck with his anti-bailout instincts rather than succumbing to the apocalyptic warnings of Bush Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson and Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke.

Sunday, May 09, 2010

San Onofre Surf Report May13, 2010


Take a laxative or a Pepto or something and than go surfing.

Saturday, May 08, 2010

Wednesday, May 05, 2010

I'M PISSED OFF!!!!!!!

THE KING OF QUEER AND THE QUEEN OF WEIRDNESS CONTEST SUCKS!
THE F-ING STAND UP PADDLE KOOKS ARE AT IT AGAIN!
THESE STUPID KOOKS ARE TRYING TO LEND LEGITIMACY TO THEIR STUPID QUASI-SPORT. WHAT A BUNCH OF FAGS, AND SELF CENTERED NARCISSISTIC WORK OUT FREAKS. TAKING OVER A GREAT BEACH TO INCONVENIENCE AND JEOPARDIZE REAL SURFERS WHO CAN REALLY SURF, PLUS THOSE LOOKING TO LEARN TO SURF LIKE REAL SURFERS. THROW DOWN YOUR PADDLES AND GET THE HELL OUT OF SANO YOU FREAKS!

Tuesday, May 04, 2010

GIMME' SOME LOVING

Monday, May 03, 2010

Hobie Classic at San Onofre



Schedule: Stand Up exhibition at 8:00AM Saturday!
There are 4 divisions on Saturday, Oct 8.
Junior Women 15-19
Senior Women 20-34
Master's Women 35 & Older
Retro Expression Session - All ages
There are 4 divisions on Sunday, Oct 9.
Itzy Bitzys - 8 years and under
Ke'ikis - 9 & 10
Menehunes - 11 & 12
Wahines - 13 & 14
All confirmed entries will receive an email confirmation/invitation and directions to the HOBIE REGISTRATION PARTY on Friday Night, Oct. 7, 2010.
THE ENTRY FEE IS $ 250.00
For more info call(949) 494-8611
Gates open at 6:00 AM
Directions:
Exit the 5 freeway at Basilone road.Go towards the ocean.Go to the SURF BEACH sign and turn right.Go past the stop sign to the Ranger Kiosk.Be prepared to wait in line if you don’t get there when the gate opens.
Parking is very limited.There are outside showers.There are inside toilets.Bring drinking water, shade and sun screen. Hawaiian Plate Lunches available for an additional $50.00ea. Come prepared to spend the day. And don't forget your wallet for those extra expenses, and unforseen costs. Admission to San Onofre State Park Surf beach is $15.00
Contest Entry Instructions: By Credit Card Online:
Sign up online and pay securely with a CREDIT CARD!

By Mail:
1. Click acrobat icon to get the required release form and entry form.
2. Print out the release form and entry form.
3. Completely fill out both forms
5. Mail filled out release form and completed entry form with payment to:Allan Seemour Productions INC.P.O. Box 1446Capistrano Beach, CA 92624-044
By Fax:
1. Same instructions as above.2. Fax to: (949) 496-1706
Faxed entries must be accompanied with credit card info and expiration date.
Previous Allan Seemour Production's INC. Surf Contests:
Hobie San O ClassicSan Onofre Oct 7-8, 2010


2010 Allan Seemour Productions Inc.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

San Onofre to be developed?


ENOUGH! hairbrained ideas for developing anything at san onofre! PRESERVE san onofre in it's natural state forever WITHOUT compromise!

Keep trestles clear of any kind of development including developed footpaths and tunnels and toilets and rangers and ranger buildings and lifegaurds and lifegaurd traffic, cars sirens, expensive salAried park employees and regulation of any sort. why are californians sitting by and watching their own infrastructure grow to the point of not being able to sustain it? why are californians letting the park system get so top heavy that it is closing the parks? why are we doing this type of construction right in the middle of the holy grail of surfing, and one of the nicest examples of a natural setting left on our coastline? lets fight this the way we fought the toll road. The "San Onofre Foundation" is trying to negotiate it's own long term vision , and quite frankly is a compromise too great for our immediate releif, and cost too much for future generations. TODAY; A FOOTPATH TOMORROW; PAVEMNT, PARKING METERS AND OVERCROWDING! contact the SANO ONOFRE FOUNDATION TO VOICE YOURSELF, MAYBE THEY WILL LISTEN??????????? www.sanofoundation.org/

Surfing Sheep

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

CrazyBananaGirls - The Banana Boat Song

I HATE TEACHERS, THEY ARE STUPID


"THOSE THAT CAN, DO! THOSE THAT CAN NOT, TEACH!!
WHAT A BUNCH OF PUSSY WHINER, POLITICALLY CORRECT, LIBERAL FREAKS!
i SAY WE REPEAL THE (MOONBEAM) BROWN ACT OF 1974 GIVING PUBLIC EMPLOYEES THE RIGHT TO FORM UNIONS FOR THE PURPOSE OF SCREWING THE MOMS AND DADS OUT THERE WITH NO GREASE. IT'S ABOUT TIME THE PUBLIC KNEW THE REAL DEAL. UNION BRASS SAYS: "WE'LL START REPRESENTING THE KIDS WHEN THEY CAN PAY UNION DUES"
YOU MAY DISAGREE WITH ME, BUT CLICK HERE:
http://www.projo.com/education/content/central_falls_teachers.1_02-13-10_A8HEI7Q_v61.3a65218.html

Monday, April 26, 2010

ITS SPRINGTIME AGAIN


Controlling Mexican Whiteflies in your Garden
Mexican whiteflies suffer from an identity crisis, as they are not “true” flies at all. Their appearance resembles tiny, pure white “moths” but they are in fact, closely related to sap-sucking aphids. Aphid-cast skins can easily be mistaken for whitefly, but whitefly will quickly flutter up and fly away when disturbed
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Sunday, April 25, 2010

Friday, April 23, 2010

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

LOOK AT THIS STUPID JERK!


WHAT KIND OF FREAKIN IDIOT CONTINUES TO PADDLE SURF IN THE PRONE SURF AREA? CHUCK PATTERSON; AN ARROGANT IDIOT WHO THINKS HE IS IMMUNE TO THE SAFETY REGULATIONS. IT'S DUMBSH?TS LIKE THIS THAT WILL BLOW IT FOR THEMSELVES. WHAT A PRICK! i AM PISSED OFF AT THESE KIND OF SELFISH BASTARDS
TRYING TO PUSH THE ENVELOPE AND CHANGE 80 YEARS OF TRADITION AT SAN ONOFRE. STAND UP AND COUNT! IF YOU SEE THIS A-HOLE THERE, FLIP HIM OFF AS HE DRIVES BY AND YELL AT HIM! HE DRIVES A BIG POLLUTING STINKING DIESEL DUALLY TRUCK WITH A HOBIE STICKER ON THE BACK. IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO CONFRONT HIM, THIS WILL CONTINUE.

Shark Attack!

Read all about it!

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

I'M PISSED OFF


AS YOU CAN SEE, WE ARE UNDER SIEGE
AS AMERICANS, HOW CAN WE SIT BY AND WATCH THIS?
DID YOUR FOREFATHERS SHED THEIR BLOOD
SO YOUR STUPID ASS COULD SIT HOME ON ELECTION DAY?
DO SOMETHING NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Friday, April 09, 2010

gary checked in today


plagued by a recent relapse, Gary was cooperative and optimistic about his prospects for a full recovery from alchoholism. He tried the "cure" before, but quit going to the "stupid meetings".

Thursday, April 08, 2010

AMERICAN HERO



It’s amazing how many times I have driven the road to San O and never once gave it a thought as to what Basilone road was named after. I did a little research and found out the following: Basilone Road is named after a Gunnery Sergeant John Basilone, (November 4, 1916 – February 19, 1945). He was a United States Marine who received the Medal of Honor for his actions at the Battle of Guadalcanal during World War II. He was the only enlisted Marine in World War II to receive the Medal of Honor and the Navy Cross. His story will be told during the new TV series called The Pacific.A section of U.S. Interstate 5 running through Camp Pendleton is named the "Gunnery Sergeant John Basilone Memorial Highway".About the TV series:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pacific_(miniseries)About Gunnery Sergeant John Basilonehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Basilone

Tuesday, April 06, 2010

MEN WITH DOGS....

Literally and figuratively.

Sunday, April 04, 2010

AUTHORITIES STEP UP EFFORTS TO RID OLDMANS OF SWEEPERS…

San Diego County Sheriffs use a high pressure water canon to quell a pack of unruly SUP'ers that refused orders to leave the area and to return to the south of Dogpatch.



This man had enough and tossed the whole thing in the dumpster.


Friday, April 02, 2010

with regard to Lou............................

Louis Spincter will not blog for 1 week to honor a self-imposed
sabbatical and and celebrate his 19 year anniversary to shotzy.
All the previous posters to sanodaze can now return to this forum of funny
before it was hi-jacked by the religious right.

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Tritium leak at San Onofre


Sanodaze has always been a somewhat funny blog,
but this is no joke. Severe birth defects and health problems have
plagued the old timers and their offspring for decades. The Tritum leak of 1978 in
reactor #1 has long been suspected as the culprit in these myriad problems.
Pictured here is Ron Clarks grandson, Timmy. Think hard before entering the water
near San Onofre. Although Dr. Ralph is not a REAL Dr. if he were, he would concur.
The "surf" report is this: Surf at your own risk and the risk of your succeding generations of family members.

Rancher killed in AZ after tipping authorities

http://www.borderinvasionpics.com/Invasion.html

Monday, March 29, 2010

pseudo-teacher attacked by small children



The plot unraveled over the weekend when a student tipped off police, Camber reported.
School officials said they never imagined that some of the 8- and 9-year-olds boys and girls at the school would think of bringing physical harm to a teacher, KSBR reported.
"A plan had been developed amongst several of our third-grade students to allegedly do harm to their teacher," said Theresa Martin, of Orange County Schools District. "It's shocking that they would think of this at their young age. I think that is probably the most shocking part for all of us," Martin said.
In addition to the knife being found, the school officials said other students had duct tape, handcuffs, ribbon and a heavy crystal paperweight relatives said each child at Malcom Elementary School in Laguna Niguel, had a job to do, including one assigned to wipe up the blood.
The plot unraveled over the weekend when a student tipped off police, Camber reported.
School officials said they never imagined that some of the 8- and 9-year-olds boys and girls at the school would think of bringing physical harm to a teacher, until the teacher deserved it after correcting them one too many times by pointing out their "run on" sentences and correcting their grammer and punctiuation. a Teacher said...
"These" is present tense."Those" is past tense."Were" is also past tense.As the photo appears to be dated, we must assume that you mean "Those were the days" and not "These are the days" or "These were the days".It is also customary to capitalize the first letter of a sentence." apparently, said one youth "the teacher deserves to die".
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San Onofre Surf Report March 29, 2010

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Friday, March 26, 2010

Beaches in orange county close for sewage spill.


Lou Spincter
One of the largest sewage spills along the Southern California coastline in years has forced the closure of three miles of popular beaches and surf breaks in south Orange County.An underground sewage main in Rancho Santa Margarita ruptured Tuesday afternoon, sending an estimated 500,000 gallons of raw sewage gushing into a creek that empties into the ocean at Doheny State Beach in Dana Point, officials said Thursday.Beaches from the breakwater at Dana Point Harbor to Capistrano Bay Community Beach could remain closed through the weekend, or until water quality test- ing meets state standards for two straight days, Orange County health

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