Saturday, February 28, 2009

Help!


Day before yesterday someone took the goggles that were hanging on the tree. Eyewitnesses fingered the culprit as a security guy at the Laguna Cliffs Marriott in Dana Point! Please return the goggles, no questions asked. You can keep the frisbee.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

U.R. Shittenmee Dressed to kill for his evenings at San Mateo campgrounds this weekend.


Before He Had The Surgery

Rumor has it, he went to Sweden for the surgery. He really wasn't a bad lookin broad and a mandolin player to boot.

U.R. SHITTENMEE MARKETS NEW LINE OF CHEWING GUM!


After years of field work and research, U.R. Shittenmee markets new chewing gum., but he warns of the dangers of using his product while taking Viagra.
This product was not tested on laboratory animals. It was personnally test by U.R. himself.

Bout Says It All Doesn't It?


Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Point Art

You Want Surf?


Some guy surfing.

T-SHIRTS GO ON SALE FRIDAY!


If your tired of it all and are "HOPPING MAD", get your t-shirts and wear them proudly. Sickers and decals to follow soon.

Vote For Biggest Shoulder Hopper

Who is your vote for #1 Shoulder Hopper at SanO. What say you. And yes, let's get personal.

Monday, February 23, 2009

GETTING READY FOR HIS ARMED GUARD JOB!


U.R. SHITTENMEE loads his pistol as he prepares for his night watchman's job at the "EVERYTHING LEATHER AND LACE" store which is located next door to the BOOM BOOM ROOM in Laguna.

SAN ONOFRE HELICOPTER CRASH KILLS RARE PYGMY WHALE!


This rare Pygmy Whale was killed when the rotor blades from the helicopter struck it as the helicopter crashed into the water off DogPatch. I. N. S. agents said it had entered U.S. waters illegally and did not have proper papers having been born in the "SEA OF CORTEZ" off Baja Mexico.

A KISS FOR SAVING HER LIFE!


This fireman rescued this pregnent dog from a burning house. When he was done fighting the fire he sat down to rest outside when the dog he had saved, walked over and kissed him for saving her life and that of her unborn puppies.
True story, photo by a North Carolina news photographer.

Murphy Takes Up Drag Racing

That's him on the left and the favor to win. He looks kinda cute in heals doesn't he?

Friday, February 20, 2009

HELICOPTER CRASH LAST NIGHT DEVASTATES DOGPATCH!


Park Closed Until Further Notice


(photo by J. Olsen)
Due to the already reported Border Patrol helicopter crash, San Onofre State Surfing Beach is closed until further notice. The NTSB is on the scene and securing the wreckage, which was hauled up onto the dirt road, blocking all access until investigation is complete. You can park in the upper lot.

On a side note, there is no surf today.

I just found this on the internet


BREAKING NEWS...

3 hurt after Border Patrol chopper sets down hard
Three passengers are being rushed to area hospitals.
By CINDY CARCAMO
The Orange County Register
SAN CLEMENTE - At least three people were rushed to hospitals after a U.S. Border Patrol helicopter made an emergency landing Thursday night for unclear reasons near the San Diego-Orange County line, Federal Aviation Administration spokesman Ian Gregor said.About 7:35 p.m., fire officials responded to a call about an aircraft down at Old Man's beach at San Onofre State Beach, Fire Capt. Greg McKeown said. The helicopter landed on the shoreline, he added.The McDonnell Douglas 600N was forced to land in shallow water near the San Onofre Nuclear Generating Station, Gregor said.Preliminary reports show that there were three people on board who were able to get out of the helicopter with unknown injuries, Gregor added. All were taken to hospitals. At least one was taken to Mission Hospital in Mission Viejo.Details about why the helicopters landed and exactly what went wrong are unclear.As of 9:30 p.m., calls to officials at U.S. Customs and Border Protection went unanswered.

Thursday, February 19, 2009


PUTTZLE'S NEW MOTOR HOME!


Please help us find a name for Puttzle's new motor home. Please submit as many names as you like, winners will be chosen for originality of the name. Please refrain from the use of cuss words unless they can be used in a very tasteful fashion that would not be offensive to our readers or their families. Members of this blog and their families are not eligible to enter.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009


BRING IT ON U.R.!







Boardshorts Now Custom Fitted by Murphy

Yes I know, this is a threepete, but Murphy is now offering custom fittings by himself to all comers. "I especially enjoy measuring the inseam and package zones" stated Murphy in a recent interview. Evidently, Murphy came up with the fashion design after watching young men knee paddling out. All custom fittings are performed in the back of his camper truck for privacy reasons. Order your's today!

Monday, February 16, 2009

U.R. SHITTENMEE WITH A FULL LOAD IN HIS "DEPENDS"!


Murphy's Cat Gets Loose at SanO

Evidently, Murphy's cat escaped out of his camper truck and is somewhere loose at SanO. What the hell does he do with this cat inside his camper? Oh Gawd, the visual!!!!

100% Chance of Rain


As you can see, the park is closed and I don't see it reopening any time soon...

(photos courtesy of J. Olsen)
...however, the sand bar was going off this morning.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Ride Along with C.N.K.

HEY LADIES, IT'S VALENTINES DAY!

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SOMETHING IN THE BUSH...

Dawn Patrol.

Gate closed, road muddy.

A rustling in the bushes.

A few random flash shots reveal the culprit.




The Sky ways are just as bad as the Highways



(AP Photo/ESA)
This image provided by the European Space Agency shows and artist impression of cataloged objects in low-Earth orbit viewed over the Equator. Scientists are keeping a close eye on orbital debris created when two communications satellites _ one American, the other Russian _ smashed into each other hundreds of miles above Siberia Tuesday Feb. 10, 2009. The collision was the first high-speed impact between two intact spacecraft, NASA officials said. The debris field shown in this image is an artist's impression based on actual data but not shown in their actual size or density.
MOSCOW - Debris from this week's satellite collision could circle Earth for up to 10,000 years, threatening many other satellites in an already-crowded area, Russia's Mission Control chief said Friday.

Vladimir Solovyov said Tuesday's smashup of a derelict Russian military satellite and a working U.S. Iridium commercial satellite occurred some 500 miles (800 kilometers) above Earth - the busiest part of near-Earth space.

"800 kilometers is a very popular orbit which is used by Earth-tracking and communications satellites," Solovyov told reporters. "The clouds of debris pose a serious danger to them."

Solovyov told reporters even tiny fragments could pose a serious threat to spacecraft made of light alloys because both travel at such a high speed.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Artifact


This ancient burning vessel was uncovered at San-O after the recent rains. Excavation work has already begun.

Don't cheat and enlarge it...

Can you spot the 44th president of the United States of America in the chart below?

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

BOD Birthday Wishes

Happy Birthday Puttzle & Many More.

Jan Michael Vincent Sues San-O Daze

Just confirmed, he is suing the blog over slanderous attacks against his character.

Monday, February 09, 2009

Moon Phase