Tuesday, October 31, 2006
As usual it started in the water. Someone dropped in on someone. Words were had and they took it to the beach. It went downhill from there. Since the park rangers no longer patrol on weekend days, this sort of thing has become the norm.
Monday, October 30, 2006
Sunday, October 29, 2006
I found entry this appropriate for some unnamed person:
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
Marine Safety Department closed the area at San Onofre known as Old Mans today.
Beginning Monday the task of raising a sunken vessel will begin at dawn.
The vessel is believed to be a W.W.II German U-Boat. It has been determined that it is releasing serious pollutants. The project is expected to take about 6 to 8 weeks.
Saturday, October 28, 2006
Friday, October 27, 2006
Thursday, October 26, 2006
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
I can't tie this in to surfing or San Onofre, but its still good!
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Monday, October 23, 2006
One of the great apes at a research center near San Clemente has learned a valuable lesson, don't pull the fire alarm. A bonobo named Dingo did just that last Friday, sending out the fire department to the Great Ape Trust of San Onofre.
Fire department spokesman Tom Carter said Monday it was the first known case of an animal setting off a fire alarm at San Onofre.
Trust spokesman Mayor Murphy said a 25-year-old female named Panbanisha was the guilty ape.
Setka said Sue Savage-Rumbaugh, a lead scientist at the trust focusing on studying the behavior and intelligence of bonobos, scolded Panbanisha.
"It's my understanding that she's been told not to do it again," Setka said.
The fire alarm is on a wall in the bonobo home in an area used by the apes and members of the scientific team. Panbanisha is one of seven bonobos at the Great Ape Trust, and was among the first group to arrive in April 2005. Bonobos are among the most human-like of the great apes.
Setka said there are fire alarms throughout the center.
The one triggered last week was about the level of a light switch and had a pull handle, he said.
The trust was taking steps to secure the alarm with a protective cover, he said.
Setka said he didn't immediately know if all fire alarms would be covered, or just the one in the bonobo area.
The center, on a 230-acre site, also has three orangutans.
You want videos? We got videos! However, ONLY WATCH IF YOU HAVE A STRONG STOMACH!
Friday, October 20, 2006
Ignore that the young girls in the video are giving instructions in Japanese. Just pay attention to the technique. Where to pinch and how to twist are clearly demonstrated. Your love life will improve with this technique whether you are single or have been married for 40 years.
The video is very short. Watch it as many times as you need to master the technique.
Thursday, October 19, 2006
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Theodore Roosevelt in 1907.
You drive all the way to San Onofre and realize you've forgotten your trunks. What do you do? Borrow the wife's, of course!