Tuesday, October 31, 2006

The Sandbar was really going off at about 8:30 this morning


As usual it started in the water. Someone dropped in on someone. Words were had and they took it to the beach. It went downhill from there. Since the park rangers no longer patrol on weekend days, this sort of thing has become the norm.

Another angle of the fight.

Monday, October 30, 2006


This certainly is NOT San Onofre. Nonetheless, we have a sneak preview of the 2007 bikini styles.

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Jack-O-Lantern Pictures

For inspiration in case you haven’t yet helped carve ones for your kids, nieces, nephews, self, etc.

Puttzle's Corner

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational is a contest which asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

I found entry this appropriate for some unnamed person:
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

San Onofre Surfing Beach Closed


Marine Safety Department closed the area at San Onofre known as Old Mans today.
Beginning Monday the task of raising a sunken vessel will begin at dawn.

The vessel is believed to be a W.W.II German U-Boat. It has been determined that it is releasing serious pollutants. The project is expected to take about 6 to 8 weeks.

Surfing exhibition

Wednesday and Sydney's Sidewalk Surfer 2000 (View High Scores)
Watch Wednesday Adams and Sydney Carton Esquire do some gnarly tricks on their skateboards!

Saturday, October 28, 2006

A pair of Wednesdays


Well, I guess I win.

Blogger


Just wanted to see if Blogger was up and running, there have been issues.

Friday, October 27, 2006


Appearing to defy the laws of physics, Sydney Carton and his entourage cruise past San Onofre.

Puttzle's Corner

I think I've seen this guy's picture around somewhere!
Farting Preacher 4

I donated. You should too!

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Shark Jump

As seen off Old Mans yesterday.

SAN ONOFRE HISTORY LESSON

Everything that you ever wanted to know about San Onofre! Click here.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

1,000,000th customer


OB was trying to slip quietly in and out of a local sex shop last week.

HOOTER/SHOOTER


This ones for Grumpy!

Japanese Jet Pack of Pressurized Water Bottles

Penn Jillette on genetically modified Crops

I can't tie this in to surfing or San Onofre, but its still good!

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Cool Jet Pack Clip


You come to San Onofre. You drink. You get drunk. You pass out. You wake up covered with the morning dew.

Monday, October 23, 2006

Great Ape scolded for pulling fire alarm



One of the great apes at a research center near San Clemente has learned a valuable lesson, don't pull the fire alarm. A bonobo named Dingo did just that last Friday, sending out the fire department to the Great Ape Trust of San Onofre.

Fire department spokesman Tom Carter said Monday it was the first known case of an animal setting off a fire alarm at San Onofre.

Trust spokesman Mayor Murphy said a 25-year-old female named Panbanisha was the guilty ape.

Setka said Sue Savage-Rumbaugh, a lead scientist at the trust focusing on studying the behavior and intelligence of bonobos, scolded Panbanisha.

"It's my understanding that she's been told not to do it again," Setka said.

The fire alarm is on a wall in the bonobo home in an area used by the apes and members of the scientific team. Panbanisha is one of seven bonobos at the Great Ape Trust, and was among the first group to arrive in April 2005. Bonobos are among the most human-like of the great apes.

Setka said there are fire alarms throughout the center.

The one triggered last week was about the level of a light switch and had a pull handle, he said.

The trust was taking steps to secure the alarm with a protective cover, he said.

Setka said he didn't immediately know if all fire alarms would be covered, or just the one in the bonobo area.

The center, on a 230-acre site, also has three orangutans.

Halloween Hangman.

Jet Skis must be 200 feet from surfers and swimmers!
Fart mask

You want videos? We got videos! However, ONLY WATCH IF YOU HAVE A STRONG STOMACH!

Friday, October 20, 2006

Secret Japanese Technique Captured On Video

Chicks will love it if you can do this. Honestly. It does not make sense to the male mind, but chicks will love it when a man does this. They absolutely go wild for this technique.
Ignore that the young girls in the video are giving instructions in Japanese. Just pay attention to the technique. Where to pinch and how to twist are clearly demonstrated. Your love life will improve with this technique whether you are single or have been married for 40 years.
The video is very short. Watch it as many times as you need to master the technique.
A woman was shopping at Albertson's supermarket where she selected: 2 quarts of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 quarts of orange juice, a head of lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes, a jar of coffee and a pack of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, BK was standing behind her watching as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, BK calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the his intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off BK to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" BK replied, "Cos you're ugly."

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Or maybe a Hitchcock episode

Well, there are Lassie reruns.


"Aus Liebe zum Automobil"

Theodore Roosevelt on Immigration

"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

Theodore Roosevelt in 1907.

You drive all the way to San Onofre and realize you've forgotten your trunks. What do you do? Borrow the wife's, of course!

Moon Phase