Tuesday, June 30, 2009

DO YOU REMEMBER?


Murphy Introduces New Boardshort Line

These new boardshorts by Murphy have proven quite popular with the Point Crew especially since the water has warmed up.

Monday, June 29, 2009

REMEMBER BARNABY JONES


THESE WERE THE GOOD OLD DAYS

Hundreds of San-O Nudists Protest After Court Ruling Upholds Ban

Court Ruling

WHEN YOU CAN'T DO THE JOB YOURSELF!

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: >>Dear Vincent, >I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over.. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. >Love, Papa >>A few days later he received a letter from his son.. >>>Dear Pop, >Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried. >Love,Vinnie >>>At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. >>Dear Pop, >Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. >>Love you, >Vinnie

HOW MANY CAN YOU NAME?


DO YOU REMEMBER?


Saturday, June 27, 2009

Friday, June 26, 2009

AMA on Obama's Health Care Plan

The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new health care plan being developed by the Obama Team.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anesthesiologists thought the idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.

REMEMBER WHEN?



THESE ARE GOOD OLD MEMORIES.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

DO YOU REMEMBER?


Remember These Too??




THOSE WERE THE GOOD OL' DAYS!

Do you remember this?

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Monday, June 22, 2009

DO YOU REMEMBER?


BUSTED!

1) Alcohol cleverly hidden in red plastic cups.
2) Somehow Park Rangers are not fooled by the brilliant disguise.
3) Tourists are instructed to empty the contents of the red cups and the other 100+ beers in ice chests.
4) Citations issued.
5) Tourists leave San Onofre never to return.
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PUTTZLE AND I HEAR CAR CRASH INTO CENTER DIVIDER ON 5 FREEWAY AS WE WAITED AT GATE THIS MORNING!


05:35 6/22/09. We were standing around talking this morning at the gate when we heard a loud bang followed by several more, then a large cloud of dust from the 5 freeway floated up. As I left I could see a small white car with its nose buried in the north bound center divider and major damage to the entire car. 2 other cars were stopping to help.

The public schools are out of control


Why is california near last place in natonal testing? Now that school is out and the kids are on the beach AGAIN, I want all of us sanodaze readers to contemplate all the myriad reasons why year round school would not only be good for the kid's, but also good for sano. It's a "win-win"!

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

The Obama White House: Not Transparent

(AP) WASHINGTON – In a direct contradiction of candidate Obama's repeated campaign promise of transparency, President Obama is refusing to release documents that would identify visitors to the White House, the same legal position first created by the Bush administration, and then repeatedly criticised by Obama.

The Secret Service, acting under directions of the Obama White House, also refused a request by msnbc.com for the names of White House visitors since Jan. 20.

The Venture's Co-founder Bob Bogle RIP

(AP) TACOMA, Wash. – Bob Bogle, lead guitarist and co-founder of the rock band The Ventures, known for 1960s instrumental hits including "Walk, Don't Run," has died at age 75. Story here.

Obamanation by Ed Montana

Hard Times

It is the month of June, a resort town sits next to the shores of the Pacific Ocean.
It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough
times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.
Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town.
He enters the only hotel, lays a 100 dollar bill on the reception counter,
and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one.
The hotel proprietor takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.
The Butcher takes the 100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the pig raiser.
The pig raiser takes the 100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the
supplier of his feed and fuel.
The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay
his debt to the town's prostitute that in these hard times, gave her
"services" on credit.
The hooker runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 dollar
bill to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she
brought her clients there.
The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 dollar bill back on the counter so
that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.
At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms,
and takes his 100 dollar bill, after saying that he did not like any of the
rooms, and leaves town.
No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now without debt, and
looks to the future with a lot of optimism .
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government is doing business today.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Must Love Dogs 2.0

A Calendar Devoted To Dog Poop

Friday, June 12, 2009

Three New Navy Ships

USS REAGAN - Seeing it next to the Arizona Memorial really puts its size into perspective... ENORMOUS!



When the Bridge pipes ' Man the Rail' there is a lot of rail to man on this monster: shoulder to shoulder, around 4.5 acres. Her displacement is about 100,000 tons with full complement.

Capability: Top speed exceeds 30 knots, powered by two nuclear reactors that can operate for more than 20 years without refueling.
1. Expected to operate in the fleet for about 50 years.
2. Carries over 80 combat aircraft.
3. Three arresting cables can stop a 28-ton aircraft going 150 miles per hour in less than 400 feet.

Size:
1. Towers 20 stories above the waterline.
2. 1092 feet long. nearly as long as the Empire State Building is tall.
3. Flight deck covers 4.5 acres.
4 Four bronze propellers, each 21 feet across, weighing 66,200 pounds.
5. Two rudders, each 29 by 22 feet and weighing 50 tons.
6. Four high speed aircraft elevators, each over 4,000 square feet.

Capacity:
1. Home to about 6,000 Navy personnel.
2. Carries enough food and supplies to operate for 90 days.
3. 18,150 meals served daily.
4. Distillation plants provide 400,000 gallons of fresh water from sea water daily, enough for 2,000 homes.
5. Nearly 30,000 light fixtures and 1,325 miles of cable and wiring 1,400 telephones.
6. 14,000 pillowcases and 28,000 sheets.
7. Costs the Navy approximately $250,000 per day for pier side operation.
8. Costs the Navy approximately $25 million per day for underway operations (Sailor's salaries included).

USS BILL CLINTON
The USS William Jefferson Clinton (CVS1) set sail today from its home port of Vancouver, B.C.



The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and is a standing legacy to President Bill Clinton 'for his foresight in military budget cuts' and his conduct while holding the (formerly dignified) office of President.

The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminum and is completely solar powered with a top speed of 5 knots. It boasts an arsenal comprised of one (unarmed) F14 Tomcat or one (unarmed) F18 Hornet aircraft which, although they cannot be launched on the 100 foot flight deck, form a very menacing presence.

As a standing order there are no firearms allowed on board.

This crew, like the crew aboard the USS Jimmy Carter, is specially trained to avoid conflicts and appease any and all enemies of the United States at all costs.

An onboard Type One DNC Universal Translator can send out messages of apology in any language to anyone who may find America offensive. The number of apologies are limitless and though some may seem hollow and disingenuous, the Navy advises all apologies will sound very sincere.

In times of conflict, the USS Clinton has orders to seek refuge in Canada.

USS BARACK OBAMA



Details on the ship are as vague as his past, his economic policies and his credentials to lead.

Sunday, June 07, 2009

Fats Spots The King in Vegas

I knew he was still alive, shot this pic of him driving on the Vegas Freeway.

Friday, June 05, 2009

Thursday, June 04, 2009

Does He Swing From Both Sides of the Plate?

Murphy walks into his doctors office with a nicotine patch on his penis. The doctor says, Murphy that is not where that belongs. Murphy retorts "it must be working, I am down to 3 butts a day"

Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Moon Phase