Thursday, April 30, 2009

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

SWINE FLU STRIKES AT THE PARIS CASINO LAS VEGAS!


Test Your Lying Eyes With Shades of Gray

Which two embedded shapes are the same shade of gray?



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Catastrophy!

In South Los Angeles, a fire destroyed a fourplex.

A Nigerian family of con artists lived on the first floor, and all six died in the fire.

An Islamic group of seven Kenyan welfare cheats - all illegal – lived on the second floor They too, all perished in the fire.

Six Hispanic Gang Banger ex-cons lived on the 3rd floor - dead to the man.

One white couple living on the top floor survived the fire.

Jesse Jackson, John Burris and Al Sharpton were furious. They flew into LA and quickly demanded a meeting with the fire chief.

On camera, they loudly demanded to know why the Blacks, Black Muslims and Hispanics all died in the fire and only the white couple lived.

The fire chief quietly replied, "They were at work".

Bo's First Walk

Stay Out Of The Water

It happened again Tuesday evening just before sundown, another vicious shark attack at SanO between Old Man's and Dog Patch. Sighted was a 12 foot Great White. This is not the time to be surfing at San Onofre.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

something to think about before going out at sano



My advice to friends is this: quit surfing immediately if not sooner! The threat of shark attack is REAL, and next time you are out in the ocean, know you are in THEIR domain. They come quickly without warning and devastate their prey (US). It gives me the creeps just thinking about what is under my board when i am surfing. Next time you are out and feel a tingle down your spine... Pay attention. Get out and go home where it is safe.

Church to Dog Patch


"ARE YOU TOUCAN TO ME"?


Monday, April 27, 2009


3 Shark Attacks have San Onofre Area in Panic
– 8 hours ago SAN ONOFRE, Ca. (AP) — No one could even remember a shark attack along this stretch of Southern California coast popular with surfers and Hollywood's elite. Many of the large predators had been pulled from the ocean by fishermen. So when sharks attacked three surfers in less than a month, two fatally, it was unthinkable.The latest attack came Saturday, when a shark chomped down on the arm of surfing enthusiast Bruce Rimes, who runs a surf shop in San Clemente.Rimes and a handful of other surfers were out on dark, choppy waters when he felt something lift his board. He managed about five strokes before teeth sank into his arm. "Shark!" he screamed, wresting his arm back. Rimes made it to shore, escaping with a few gashes."There wasn't any time to panic," he said. "I thought: 'Don't want to die. Don't want to lose my arm.'"Only later did the 49-year-old Florida native learn a local surfer had been killed by a shark at a neighboring beach the previous day. Less than a month before that, a visitor from San Francisco was killed while surfing another nearby beach.Burgess' International Shark Attack File records an average of only forty-four fatal shark attacks around the world each year. This year, there has been at least twenty other recorded shark fatalities — among them a 66-year-old triathlete killed at Solana Beach, Calif.After the first fatality, panicked officials strung lines of baited hooks offshore and slaughtered dozens of sharks, drawing international criticism. Authorities planned to meet Thursday to seek Burgess' advice.Marine biologist Dr. Ralph, who runs the shark lab at California State University, Long Beach, said there is little officials can do beyond trying to keep people out of the water and studying why sharks have suddenly turned so aggressive. Hunts don't usually help, he said.Dr. Ralph also said officials should keep the attacks in perspective."People have a much better chance of dying of food poisoning than being bitten by a shark," he said. "It's far more dangerous driving to the beach than it is getting in the water."The International Shark File has found that attacks have been increasing over the past century, mostly because of the growing popularity of water sports like surfing.After repeated appeals by environmentalists and the SOSC BOD, officials have promised to post large warning signs on beaches where sharks have attacked — a dreaded prospect for some in the surfing business.BK was interviewed while giving surfing lessons to a couple from Texas — the only two people in the water at Old Man's and his first clients since the attacks. He usually teaches three groups a week.Lisa Rabon, of Walnut Springs, Texas, said she and her husband came to celebrate her 50th birthday and fulfill her lifelong dream of learning to surf. She didn't learn of the attacks until after arriving and said she has seen hardly anyone else in the water. Phil Lippet A/P

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Glazed Twist Mauled in Ventura

This vicious Rottweiler is well know for his ferocity at SanO. While visiting the PLA contest in Ventura this weekend, it happened again. The blood lust of this beast must be stopped.

TOTAL STYLE


This is such a classic Grannis photo of Dewey Weber, I had too post it!

SHARK ATTACK AT SAN ONOFRE




Shark Warning Ignored
William Loman II. Was attacked and died yesterday evening at the Point, San Onofre , White Sharks have been spotted In the area for the last weeks and surfers ignored warnings by the park rangers to be on their guard. It appears the resident seagulls were feeding on the remains for the hours prior to the discovery of his body. "Willy" as he was affectionatelyknown, was a local salesman and is survived by his wife Linda.We'll miss you buddy!

shark attack hysteria


Listen: I hate to be the one to rain on you parade of shark facts, and recent shark hysteria at san onofre. I have been coming to san onofre since 1925, in that short 83 year period, numerous deaths and attacks have happened. Before Edison, State of California, and the I5 went through to san diego, San O was known for giant sharks. These great white sharks have been sharing the waters with the bathers for decades, and now you are going to see a cycle of ignorance repeated by those who don't learn from history. Sharks KILL people! There are Sharks in the water at San Ononfre. There are so many right now the aerial shots are counting up to sixty per square mile. Do Not Go Surfing at San O. This is not a joke.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

SAN ONOFRE SHARK ATTACK!!!

GREAT WHITE GOES AFTER A SWEEPER!

Lifeguards clear the water...
video

Signs posted in kiosk...

Level RED shark warnings posted until further notice...


SURFER GOUGES EYE OUT OF LARGE WHITE SHARK
Mason Klink, 13, was surfing off the coast of San Onofre Saturday when a great white shark attacked him. As he was paddling, Klink said he felt something grab his leg. Without thinking, he insrted his finger into the eye socket of the shark. "That's all I could think to do, and after I did that, it let go," Klink said. "And I wanted to get to shore as soon as I could. The thought crossed my mind that I might not make it back in and it was just pretty hectic." Klink credits his experience as a surfer and shark television shows with helping him keep his presence of mind. "I acted on instinct," he said. Klink then paddled to shore, where bystanders said they saw a puddle of blood dripping from his leg. Before heading to the hospital , Klink tied his XM surfboard leash tightly around his shin to prevent blood loss. Still hospitalized, he is expected to make a full recovery and will surf again. "I'll go back out, eventually," he said. "It probably won't be until Labor day." Klink s expected to make a full recovery.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Has Anyone Seen This Guy at SanO?


NO RELIEF FROM THE HEAT IN SITE, AND NO SURF EITHER!


THEY SHALL REMAIN ANONYMOUS

A couple of blonde men (lets just call them anonymous & anonymous) in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-two's."The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you? "The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours.""All right said the clerk. How long do you need them?"The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."

Monday, April 20, 2009

ENLIGHTENING

Murphy went for his annual physical. He told the doctor that he felt fine, but often had to go to the bathroom during the night. Then he said, "But you know Doc, I'm blessed. God knows my eyesight is going, so he puts on the light when I pee, and turns it off when I'm done!"A little later in the day, Dr. Smith called Murphys wife and said, "Your husband's test results were fine, but he said something strange that has been bugging me. He claims that God turns the light on and off for him when uses the bathroom at night."Murphys wife exclaimed, "That old fool! He's been peeing in the refrigerator again!"

Sunday, April 19, 2009

WHY IS IT, WHEN YOU GET GREAT CONDITIONS, THE WAVES GO FLAT?


Tubesteak Tribute No. 500,015 - "I am the Architect"

Have one on me

Murphy checks himself into a mental hospital. All day he would put his ear to the wall and listen. The doctor would watch Murphy do this day after day. So the doctor finally decided to see what Murphy was listening to, so he put his ear up to the wall and listened. He heard nothing. So he turned to Murphy and said, "I don't hear anything."To which Murphy replied, "Yeah, I know. It's been like that for months!"

Saturday, April 18, 2009

CAN YOU HELP ME

Guys,I have never written asking for your help before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, just some friends from work, you don't know them.' I try to stay awake and look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to finally check on her. Around midnight, I hid in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls. ' When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my golf clubs, that I noticed a hairline crack where the grip meets the graphite shaft on my 3-wood. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro-shop where I bought it?
A blind man, with a seeing eye dog at his side, walks into his local grocery store. He walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by the tail, and starts swinging the dog around in circles over his head.The store manager, who up until this point thought he had seen it all, thinks this is quite strange. So he decides to find out what's going on. The store manager approaches the blind man swinging the dog and asks, Pardon me. May I help you with something? The blind man replies, No thanks. I'm just looking around.

Friday, April 17, 2009

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the road at San Onofre with one foot on the road and one foot on the log. A ranger pulls up and says, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."Our wasted friend asked, "ranger, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?""Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the ranger. "Let's go."Breathing a sigh of relief, the drunk says, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled!

HYMN #365

Hymn #365! A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I hadAll the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, heSaid, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,I'd take it and pour it into the river.'Sermon complete, he sat down.The song leader stood very cautiously and announcedWith a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Fan No. 10,000,036 of Tubesteak’s Video Blog

NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK

WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK: Puttzle was shopping at the local supermarket where he selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk A carton of eggs A quart of orange juice A head of lettuce A 2 lb can of coffee A 1 lb package of bacon he was unloading his items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind him watched as he placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.' Puttzle was a bit startled by this proclamation, but he was intrigued by the inebriated gentleman's intuition, since he was indeed single. He looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about his selections that could have tipped off the drunk to his marital status. Curiosity getting the better of him, he said: 'Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?' The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Saturday, April 11, 2009


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Friday, April 10, 2009

oops


The airfares to Austrailia have dropped to $649.00 round trip, including tax. It has me thinking about going for a few weeks this summer.

Thursday, April 02, 2009

Moon Phase