Thursday, May 31, 2007

True fish story....

Mike Burns speared this giant shark at San Onofre back in the late '50's. San Onofre is known as one of the premier shark breeding grounds of the eastern pacific during the summer months.

Giant Sea Bass

I enjoy fishing and was upset to see that a 200 lb. giant sea bass had been killed off La Jolla (see Dr. Ralph's post). The Pacific giant sea bass, sometimes referred to as the giant black sea bass, has been a protected species for about 25 years. As a bit of trivia, a then world record giant sea bass was caught off Catalina Island by Pauline Barrett in 1901. It weighed 416 pounds. She caught it with a rod and reel.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Baked Beans

One day I met a man and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans, a food I enjoyed above all others. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home.

On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans.

All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas. Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."

He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table.

I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.

Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable.

When eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.

My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not.

At this point, he removed the blindfold, revealing twelve dinner guests seated around the table for my surprise birthday dinner party.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Ronnie Wouldn't Steer Ya Wrong

Only 209 days 'till Christmas!
Buy the beautiful
Christmas-card carton!

Wanna see me flash my boobs?

Saturday, May 26, 2007

Let This Be A Lesson To ALL!

If you're invited to the Doc's
party, you had better stay

Thanks for the party Doc.


Thursday, May 24, 2007

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Agree or Disagree?

Today's Quote
Every man has three characters:
that which he shows,
that which he has,
and that which he thinks he has
-Alphonse Karr


Monday, May 21, 2007

Sunday, May 20, 2007

200-pound black sea bass shot and killed off La Jolla

May 18, 2007

SEAN M. HAFFEY / Union-Tribune
Lifeguards David Rains (left) and Brian Ferguson removed the spear from the giant black sea bass.
A spear fisherman was arrested yesterday after a 200-pound giant black sea bass, a protected species, was shot and killed.

The sea bass may have been well-known to local swimmers in La Jolla, authorities said. "People know that fish," said San Diego lifeguard Erik Jones. "He hangs out at 'A' buoy and has been a friend to many swimmers."

Omid Adhami, 34, faces two misdemeanor charges of unlawfully fishing in a reserve and possession of a protected species. If convicted, he faces up to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine for each offense, said state Department of Fish and Game warden Erik Fleet.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

San Onofre Travel Help

If you’re traveling to Bohn, like I need to next month, Google maps will help you drive there. Starting from the San Mateo campgrounds on Cristianitos Road, San Clemente, and for my particular trip, ending at 51519 Odenthal Road, Bohn, Google maps lays out the whole route. Pay careful attention to the need for toll monies at various points during the drive. You’ll find each step where you’ll be on a toll road carefully noted in red type. Read though the steps of the trip in advance so that you can plan appropriately, like for Step 31.

Clicking on the map above or Step 31 will take you to a Google page for this trip.

It will also work for Paris and London, just change the destination.

Friday, May 18, 2007

Puttzle's Corner

I'm back and ready to rant. These damned politicians are ruining our country! I would be interested in seeing some kind of national referendum that truly gauges the feelings of Americans regarding this so-called amnesty for illegals. I'd bet the MAJORITY of Americans are against just willy-nilly giving illegals citizenship. Put it up for a vote among everyone. Problem is it will never happen as the people that are in power have some hidden agenda to make the illegals legal and I'd bet it ends in their pockets.

Discuss among yourselves. That is all.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

O.K. Here's The Plan!!

Back off and let those men who want to marry men, marry men.
Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women.
Allow those folks who want to abort their babies, abort their babies.
In three generations, there will be no Democrats !!!
Damn; I love it when a plan comes together!


Things at San Onofre must be going down hill fast when the only "normal" thing in the picture is BK!

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Let me introduce myself!

Welcome Sweet-N-Low

Men are like a deck of cards...
You need...
a HEART to love him...
a DIAMOND to marry him...
a CLUB to bash his skull in...
and a SPADE to bury the bastard.

Guess who's playing with the big boys now?

Double dog dare ya, it won't stink.
Trust me? :)


I just hated to let the vet put Sebastian into the incinerator after he died. I thought about having him stuffed, but I didn't want to have him just lying around like more clutter. Finally I thought of a way to have him around, but also have him be functional. I put him on a shelf in the library, but my office manager says that some of the secretaries have complained. I thought women liked cats. I just don't understand women.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Monday, May 14, 2007

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Friday, May 11, 2007


Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Contest Kook.

Another Sizemore fan.

Friday, May 04, 2007


I ask you. Is this not the most beautiful ass you have ever seen?
Go ahead call me a sinner.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007


Whoa, big fella. It was NEVER removed, it is in the archives because of the date. Check back...


Tuesday, May 01, 2007

In Ancient Greece, All Athletes Competed In The Nude

In order to increase spectator interest in the surfing contest, the organizers have decided to turn the clock back to the original Olympics. All contestants will surf in the nude. The awards ceremony, being rehearsed here, will also be in the nude.

Moon Phase