Wednesday, August 31, 2005


She was spotted at the San Clemente Taco Bell by Don Jose Castro del Norte Castillo Ramirez Guadalupe Sanchez.

Thought you all might like this picture of TubeSteak modeling Sunglasses back in the mid-sixties.

Tuesday, August 30, 2005


That last picture was the TubeSteak, and this is the after.(5 min after)

Here is one of Tubesteaks premium schnitzels. He spares no expense on quality and obtaing the finest meats and ingredients available. In fact, this photo is one of the ones THEBIGKOOK ate. However, we're not sure if this shot was taken before or after the infamous toilet incident!.

What the hell happened here? THEBIGKOOK had 6 of Tubesteaks "footlong redhots" with the works. Toilet cleaner Larson had just finished scrubbing the stalls of bathroom #4. As soon as THEBIGKOOK downed dog #6, a look of anquish swept over his face as he made a beeline for the stall. It sounded like world war III in there for about 10 minutes. This photo shows the results.

Monday, August 29, 2005


Dingo never really liked being a Cattle Dog, all his life he had wished he was a SheepDog. His wish came true much to his glee, when a flock of sheep drifted on to Camp Pendelton adjacent to San Onofre.

Having been granted an unconditional use permit by Hal Dairywimple, Tubesteak will now be at San Onofre everyday selling some of the finest schnitzels this side of the Mississippi! Tube will be pushing his cart up and down the dirt road delighting the masses with his secret recipes. On another note, I've notcied an unusual ammount of "missing" cat and dog signs in the Fairy Harbor neighborhood where Tube resides.

Ha! I knew it! Better keep an eye on your weiner dogs, Murphy!

Sunday, August 28, 2005


The crowds at San Onofre were so heavy today that the Illegal Aliens even had to wait in front of the Power Plant for the crowds to clear so they could walk the beach to enter and find work. It was rumored that Tubesteak was hiring them for some special task.

After the vollyball tournament and the crowd and players left, one lonely soul searches through the trash looking for his car keys.

The turn out for the San Onofre vollyball tournament on Sunday was massive with some of the crowd deciding to also protest the war.

Saturday, August 27, 2005


Now here is Murphy's weiner dog, not to be mistaken for a sealion. Just what type of weird stuff goes on behind closed doors at the Murphy house? Some questions are best left unanswered!

While making surf leashes at his shop, Dingo slipped on a dog treat and fell face first into the leash ringing machine, and before they could kill the power to pull him out the damage had already been done. He likes the look so much he's decided to keep it!

With Ranger P. off this weekend, San Onofre visitors parked any place they chose to.

The turn out for vollyball tournament held at San Onofre today was not as big as they had hoped!

Friday, August 26, 2005


The great Tubesteak was down at the beach today enjoying the hot weather. Hey Tube, did you sit on some bubblegum? (NOTE: Left click on the photo to enlarge. The mysterious bubblegum will become more visible.)

Hey Mayor, that's illegal! Not only is he within 100 feet of a sea lion, but he's attempting to feed it liquor!

Thursday, August 25, 2005


The big surf has finally hit today as this shot of the San Clemente pier this afternoon bracing its self for a set wave.

Our beloved Unt Puttzle misses SanO so much, he went out and bought himself a pet Skunk so he could feel as if he was back on the SanO dawn patrol.

Giant tarantulas have been seen all over the beach at San Onofre from the Point to DogPatch.

Here we see Monday nights massive bonfire in the sand near bathroom #4. A certain female ranger seemed to have no problem with this. Ask BK for details. Editor's note: This is actually true although the photo is a dramatization.

While diving off Old Man's for Halibut, Dingo and I spotted this giant Mola Mola swimming the reef.

The red tide has gone but in its place the giant StingRays have taken over the SandBar. Step on one of these babies and you die within 5 min.

Tubesteak's been dog-fishing again! Here we see a nice golden retriever that he caught near the shack using a #7 treble hook and a used yellow Wilson tennis ball for bait. Tube prefers a steel leader so as to not lose toothy dogs such as pitbulls and rottweilers. Being the great sportsman that he is, Tube only uses 15 lb test line and usually practices catch and release. This "golden" weighed in at 75 pounds. Almost a record on that light tackle!

Wednesday, August 24, 2005


Ya mon. This photo of a twenty-four year old women shows the effect of marijuana use.

Tuesday, August 23, 2005


This squirrel was enjoying "The Pause That Refreshes" when he was shot by Ranger Hal Dairywimple for having a glass container on the beach. Glass containers are forbidden on the beach at SanO.

At Jim Irwins birthday party at Old Man's, a good time was had by all, especially by the locals.

Dingo (pictured here) is worried after surfing for 4 hours in the red tide last week. He's afraid his days as a Queensland Heeler are over.

Setting a good example for other dog owners at San Onofre. Only she was ticketed for no leash.

While participating in Jim Irwin's 91st birthday party at the shack on sunday, I noticed something crawling in the rafters. Upon closer inspection I saw a deadly Guatamalan Fire Scorpion. And not just one but hundreds of them! They call them Fire Scorpions because Guatamalan natives who have been stung light themselves on fire to speed up death as the pain is so intense!

PRESIDENT BUSH VISITS SAN ONOFRE!


President Bush and his entourage of foreign dignitaries were at San Onofre yesterday for some high level summits in Camp Pendleton. Here we see the President waving to BK as they strolled by bathroom #4.

Monday, August 22, 2005


Well, it's not exactly a puppy with flowers, but it will have to do. This cute little guy was one of Gate Guard Don's litter of 7. Adopted by an entusiastic young boy named Mason, Ol' Duke seems to have his own ideas as to what he likes.

Vandals knock over and burn the shack at Old Man's after a drunken party was broken up by Ranger Dairywimple. He said he only turned his back for a moment to write 250 tickets for illegal parking and dogs not on leashes.

Now see what you did! You made us get out of the kitchen and look what happens!

Oh dear! It seems this blog inadvertently offended the good taste and decency of POO NUGGET. Luckily, contributors like BIG DUMP have offered solutions. We will now cease from offending anyone and only post pictures of puppies and flowers!

Awe!!!!!

Sunday, August 21, 2005


San Onofre has become so popular thats large groups have started rafting up at DogPatch.

Party seekers and drinkers have taken over Old Man's at San Onofre on weekends, there's no place to even set your board in the sand any more!

Friday, August 19, 2005


Here they are folks! The class of 2005 California State Park Ranger Academy. Headed to San 0nofre this fall, these dedicated professionals will be armed with ticket books to issue citations to any and all vehicles parked more then 3 inches from the logs. In order to assist with the state revenue shortfall, they will be increasing the maximum number of vehicles allowed in to surf beach from 325 to 1575. Vehicles parked more then 4 inches apart will also be subject to citation and towing.

Thursday, August 18, 2005

Puttzle's Corner

Wow! Check out this site. See, I'm not the only one who calls out 'snakes' and 'hoppers'...although this person is a lot nicer than I was. Sorry.

By the way, Lei-Z Daze has been updated. Aloha.

All agreed, yesterday's surf was about as good as it gets! If you look closely, you can actually see the Mayor as he was the only one to make it out.

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Puttzle's Corner

Hello! Lei-Z Daze has been updated, lots of photos, a little bit of talk story. Puttzle is off to Kauai tomorrow afternoon, and that means (hopefully), a return, with vengeance, to the water. I am not taking my board with me, there is one waiting for me to use there. I can hardly wait! I do think I will be getting a new board in the near future. The three times I have surfed here have been great, but I think my 9 footer is a bit long and I want something a little smaller and less 'longboardish', I found that the tail kept coming out when I would attempt to cutback. Other than that, the board worked good.

Hope everyone is well. Aloha.

This shot was taken in front of the nuclear plant with a infra-red, thermal imaging camera that is used to check the outfall pipes. Even with the zero visibility red tide, the unmistakable image of a 18 foot Great White shark is quite apparent even to the untrained eye. Tracy Moe, spokesman for the powerplant said that the redder the tide, the more sharks they see.

The same cameras picked up this image on sunday. If anyone lost a surfer that day, please notify the authorities!

Monday, August 15, 2005


The word got out that a swell was going to hit this morning so the Talegalites jumped on the Metro-Link and invaded Churches.

San Onofre has become "party central" it seems. Hundreds of highly intoxicated types of the "Illegal" persuasion have taken over Dogpatch. I was walking back from the power plant and was lucky to escape with my life! MS13 is written on all the walls of bathroom #6 and the Dogpatch shack. The park rangers said it's a federal issue, up to the boarder patrol. The boarder patrol said they are not allowed to racial profile by order of the ACLU, plus it's up to San Diego county. San Diego county said it's a state park problem, not theirs. At least they don't surf.

Friday, August 12, 2005


I saw this huge crowd gathered down by the Haw'n section of San Onofre yesterday. There was this giant circus tent set up with a sign that said "MR. TUBE STEAK" Wow! I thought I would finally get to meet and possibly get an autograph from the famous blogger and star of "Paving the Wave"! So I waited in line for 6 hours. Imagine my surprise when I got to the front only to find it was a rally for gay illegal aliens who love George Bush and dogs!

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Puttzle's Corner

Howdy all. As always, I hope everyone is well and happy. If you have the time, cruise on over to Lei-Z Daze, where I have some new stuff and more to follow. My posts on here will be infrequent, I don't seem to fit in here any longer. Aloha.

So I spent the day at he beach yesterday. Got there early and watched the Mayor open the gate, drove in and had to answer the call of nature. I opened the door to restroom #5 and damn near got bit by numerous rattlesnakes! It's a good thing I had my flashlight or it might have been the end! The state official who I summoned down there to deal with the situation said that there is nothing they can do as this is a "protected" spieces of rattlesnake and urged me to be carefull while using the toilet. All of the other bathrooms had snakes as well.

The Giant Southern California Purple Jellyfish are back in large numbers.

Wednesday, August 10, 2005


Trail 6 was really going off this morning. And no crowds!

Those VW guys really know how to party!

The VW BUS gang had their annual meeting at DogPatch this morning.

Moon Phase