Wednesday, November 30, 2005


The State Parks service posted this sign at Old Mans!

The latest members of the San Francisco Wild Animals Park.

Yesterday when divers went down to check the damage on the bait boat that sank off seal rock, this is what they found.

If you think the toll road is bad, better hold onto your hat! This is a computer generated image photo of the proposed phase one sector of the Dana Point / San Clemente international airport. The man made island would effectivly block off any and all west swells to San Onofre and Trestles. Factor in the flight path which crosses the nuclear plant exclusion zone and the added congestion of millions of people and vehicles, and we have a recipe for disaster.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005


Isn't this how you felt when you found out?

This Iraqi sandcastle was built to remind us that terrorism is a horrible thing and to remember we must always be alert so things like this do not happen to us again.

The Mayor was giving golf lessons to one of his students this morning.

Oh Yeah? Well look what the fruitloops at trail 6 made!

Not to be out done, the Point crew made their own sandcastle.

A passerby checks out the latest sand sculpture made by the Pink Pole Surf Team down at Dogpatch. It seems many of the guys down south there have alot of time on their hands since a rash of retirements!

You may have read in the paper about that boat that sank off San Clemente spilling 1200 gallons of diesel. Red tide and diesel don't mix well creating sort of an under water hydrocloric acid cloud that feeds upon itself. Billions of dead fish have now been washing up at San Onofre with the water expected to be contaminated for up to 2 months.

Monday, November 28, 2005


For those who believe its OK to enter this country illegally!

Need we say more?

No need for explanations, this says it all!

Dingo and the Mayor face off to try and prove who the real idiot is!

This sign was just posted in the swamp at trestles.

Another desperate act to try and get rid of the Mayor!

This about sums it up!

I saw this sign on the kiosk yesterday. I wonder what it means?

About 20 years ago someone let a few pet alligators loose in the trestles wetlands. Well that area has the perfect micro climatic conditions for large man-eating reptiles. Rampant breeding has occured. This marine para-trouper blown off course by the high winds was devoured in less then 10 seconds.

Sunday, November 27, 2005


The Talega Fire Department stopped fighting this fire in Talega to pose for this picture, seems they are all locals at SanO and said that an illegal that was hired as a house keeper fell asleep while smoking. The crew figured thats what they get for being stupid.

From The Mayors Office

I just recieved an e-mail from a friend who is an INS agent (this is no bull shit) he told me to watch who I write checks to, he and his wife( who is a Border Patrol agent) had their personnal checking account emptied 2 days after they got paid. It seems someone got their account # and made up some checks that were in the same number sequence they were using.(lets say they were using checks in the 5000 series, these crooks used checks in the 5050 series which are stiil in their check book) We love to joke and make up stories on this blog but I thought this was something everyone should be aware of. Please! once again THIS IS NOT BULL SHIT identity theft is bad enough, now we have to worry about someone stealing our money through our own banks. He said they are waiting for the phony checks to clear, then the FBI and Home Land Security will back track and put these crooks in jail. I'll keep you posted as to what happens as soon as I hear from him again about this.

Friday, November 25, 2005


Well the day after Thanksgiving and things are getting back to normal. The day workers are back on the wall at DeNaults.

Thursday, November 24, 2005


Its was so crowded today at SanO that people had to start parking on the side of the bluffs!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING from the Sano-Daze crew!!

Wednesday, November 23, 2005


Well, tomorrow is Thanksgiving. Here are some of the birds that BK and toilet #4 boys will be cooking up for the less fortunate beach regulars and wayward illegal aliens.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005


Dingo and Dookie are ruling Old mans with their new boards. Here we see them going tandem because Dingo has a broken finbox on his board.

What the hell? San-O Daze will gladly publish the photos of anyone courageous enough to do this at San Onofre from the point to Dogpatch.

Ed. Note: You're on your own if you get arrested.

No dogs allowed on the beach. All dogs must be on a leash no longer then 6 foot and in immediate control of the owner. Dogs may not be left unattended and tied to a vehicle. And butt-sniffing transcends spieces.

Monday, November 21, 2005


This is what the Point looked like again this morning. And believe it or not, the Mayor was out at the SandBar, and JB was going off on some hopper, things are getting back to normal.

This week the Marines will be doing both land and amphibious maneuvers around the areas of Surf Beach and trails as part of an ongoing training mission. Here we see a speeding tank going down trail #6. Weeny waggers and illegal aliens should look both ways before crossing any trail.

Sunday, November 20, 2005


This is what the Point looked like this morning. Perfect day with large crowd and no surf!

Friday, November 18, 2005


A new reality show coming to TV this fall.

And they say you'll go blind if you don't stop, BK has such a habit he can't stop, and this is what happened.

Did someone mention Jockitch Shitrock? Here he is in his new apparel in an attempt to reach out to the "disenfranchised peace loving muslims" that are burning France.

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Puttzle's Corner

Check out my friend Jamie's site for some awesome Pipeline pictures from today. Aloha.

Now were screwed! Another San Onofre mutation has occured. Apparently the Mojave Black Death scorpion has had a interspecies mutation with the normally mild mannered California Dragonfly. The result is not pretty. They fly. They sting. They are lethal. They reproduce like illegal aliens. And there are millions of them. The good news is they only live for 24 hours.

These foot prints come out of the water around Old mans and head into Camp Pendleton. Edison security 307 bravo picked up some large scale readings on their infra-red sensors during the night that appeared to be 90 foot tall illegal alien. Boarder patrol was notified but burried their heads in the sand, so to speak.

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Puttzle's Corner

So you guys think things are going bad for puttzle??? Not so! While I do live in a 40 foot container, it's a roof over my head. And while Arby is a total rust bucket, lately it is running like a champ. I am looking to replace it however. Not to mention getting pretty good surf in the last few weeks and enjoying the warmth. By the way, how's the water temp back there? It's only 79 here. Surf is coming up as I write this, I just got out of the water at Hanalei and enjoyed some 3-6 foot Hawaiian measured surf. Suckers.

From The Mayors Office

Well, all the hard work and practicing at the game of golf has finally paid off for the Mayor. He and three of his cronnies took 2 place Sunday in the Rib Trader Golf Tournament, but you know what they say, "2nd place is 1st place on the long list of LOSERS"! Well maybe he'll start surfing again. More later------maybe.

GIANT BLOOD SUCKING SAND FLEAS INVADE SAN ONOFRE!


These giant blood suckers can drain an average size man in just a matter of minutes. Watch out as you enter the water as these guys congregate in the sands of the shorebreak. They can jump with amazing accuracy for up to 200 feet!

THE PICTURES BK DOESN'T WANT YOU TO SEE!


This undercover photo taken by a covert operative shows the internal workings of BK's van. Don't be fooled by the plain exterior. This thing is the most pimped-out, luxurious executive ride ever to be seen at San Onofre.

Monday, November 14, 2005


Its seems the illegal aliens have been trying to pass more than $0,000,000,000.00 dollars given to them pior to entering the U.S. illegally. They have been using these bills at Walmart, 99cent store and Savon. And lets not forget Pedro's Taco's (1&2).

We just recieved this picture of Puttzle's bus, it seems he was able to get "PIMP MY RIDE" to fix up his old bus. In side is a Hot-tub, Sauna, 25,000 watt stereo w/600 speakers, 120inch HDTV, and a Computer system any hacker would die for.

Not just a blog anymore! Look for San-o Daze at a news stand near you!

Saturday, November 12, 2005


Due to the cost cut-backs, the State Parks service has just received the new fire-rings for San Onofre and the Bluffs campground.

While golfing this morning, the Mayors ball went into this hazard, determined not to loose his ball or 2 strokes, he went after his ball and took a drop for only a 1 stroke penalty.

Do to the increase in sexual activity among young folks, when you by certain products the companys have started promoting safe sex by supplying condoms with each purchase.

Puttzle has hit rock-bottom in the Islands and sends this message.

Friday, November 11, 2005


How did you vote in Laguna Beach? Strait or Gay?

Ever wonder how the Tow-in guys practice for the big surf? Of course the pool is filled with salt water for a realistic feel.

"IN GOD WE TRUST" I guess this says it all!

The surf has been so bad at SanO that the Talegalites have had to find ways to amuse themselfs.

Here is my donation to President for all of the great work he's done to secure the boarders and deport illegals. (Click on the picture to read the small print)

Moon Phase