Monday, June 30, 2008

Talegan Divorcee's On The Prowl

Yep, there is a whole new crop this summer at San-O and I know you've seen them haven't you? They are showing up in their Suburban's, Land Rover's, Volvo Wagons and Mini-Vans. And they're all lookin for sponsors if you know what I mean. They start out asking to borrow wax then pretty soon they're telling you the sun's too hot and can they put their beach chair under your awning. Then of course they bend over in front of you to pick up something(for a nice butt view) or bend over and hand you something (for a nice cleavage view) and the web begins to be spun. And don't forget, the divorced kiddies come with the package to add to the overhead cost. Be on the look out as they are everywhere this summer seeking the care free gentlemen of San-O. Remember Spin's Adage: "Short term pleasure usually follows up with long term pain".
Remain ever vigil.

The Dog Days of San Onofre

In time, one becomes oblivious to the constants in ones environment.
Remember that scene from the Blues Brothers where Jake inquires of Elwood about the train that roars by a few feet from Elwood’s apartment?
Jake: How often does the train go by?
Elwood: So often you won't even notice it.

For those of you who go to San Onofre often, this scene of a few surfers and the gentle sound of the waves will be common to you. For the rest of you, you’ll notice something else.

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Free Speech Prevails

First, the Second Amendment is upheld. Second, the First Amendment is upheld. Last week was good week for Freedom.

KTLA reports that a federal judge has ordered Caltrans to restore "Adopt-A-Highway" signs crediting an anti-illegal-immigration group on a busy segment of Interstate 5 near the San Onofre immigration check station.

District Court Judge William Q. Hayes has given the state transportation agency 30 days to restore the sign and allow the Minutemen to resume picking up trash along two miles of the busy freeway on Camp Pendleton, the North County Times reports.

In a 34-page order released Friday, the judge ruled that the San Diego Minutemen had shown that they stand a substantial chance of winning an eventual trial on the challenge to Caltrans' flip-flop on the issue last January.

The Minutemen were awarded the right to pick up trash -- and have their logo splashed on official signage -- near a checkpoint where federal agents occasionally stop vehicles to arrest persons in the country illegally. Immigrants rights group protested, and the state told the Minutemen they would have to move to a lesser-travelled section of Highway 52 near Miramar.

Caltrans eventually removed that section of Interstate 5 from the volunteer litter program completely. Last week, Caltrans suspended all new Adopt-A-Highway applications.

Judge Hayes said in his order that the Caltrans justification for ousting the Minutemen was not reasonable, and there is "little, if any, evidence" that the Minutemen's participation would endanger the public, the North County Times reported.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

cute new slogan for pork further degrades americas moral fiber

Court Protects Right To Guns

The U. S. Supreme Court ruled yesterday that the Second Amendment guarantees an individual's right to own and possess guns.

Citizens still prefer to remain anonymous.

The Guy From Boston Harsh Laws

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

What A Way To Make A Living

Rumor has it that our very own Shotzy Shaffer is a collector for this outfit and Archie Rice is skimming off the top.


Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Air Conditioned Cinema On Wheels

We went to San Onofre to escape the heat this weekend, but it was too hot even there. Luckily, one of the locals at Surf Beach shared his RV and we watched movies in air conditioned comfort.

Frontal Nudity Not Allowed on San-O Daze

We have told you all before that frontal nudity will not be tolerated on this blog site. Please refrain from posting any questionable images. This image is for example purposes only.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Archie Involved In Areola Attack

Our own Archie Rice was arrested and booked this past weekend for the brutal attack on a local Stand Up Paddle Board distributor. Evidently, Archie was infuriated when the gentleman suggested that board surfers were ruining the new sport. It was reported that Archie bit the nipple completely off the victim, cooked it and then ate it in front of a gasping crowd of onlookers.

George Carlin: "My name is a footnote in American legal history, which I'm perversely kind of proud of."

George Carlin mourned as a counterculture hero

Sunday, June 22, 2008

More San Onofre Wind Vane Related Posts

In homage of Murphy's picture of the redtail hawk sitting on top of The Point's wind vane, these thumbnail images link to San Onofre wind vane related pictures and posts.

Thursday, June 19, 2008


Fans Nos. 10,000,009 and 10,000,015 of Tubesteak’s Video Blog Tubesteak

Meet Blogger Fats Flannighan

Here's Fats and as you can see he likes blogging in the nude. He ain't pretty but what a great guy.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Moon Illusion Tonight

You 4a.m. San-O stargazers, you know who you are and I know that you do. There is a moon illusion this evening so if you've never seen one, tonight is the night. Murphy, get out the telescope cause we want a full report Friday at 0400.

Just Being Helpful, Not A Repeat

I haf nuthin to sey cept dis mite hellep.

Fan No. 10,000,014 of Tubesteak’s Video Blog Tubesteak

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

TubeSteak Rides Again

Last Sunday, Tubesteak paddled out for one last go of it. He caught this rogue set and rode it from the Point all the way to Old Man's. We remain in utter awe of this man.

Fans Nos. 10,000,010 and 10,000,007 of Tubesteak’s Video Blog Tubesteak


Monday, June 16, 2008

who would you vote for? obama came to old mans saturday to visit with archy and check out his new motorhome. during his visit he also endorsed tubesteaks bid for the sosc bod. with a win appearing likely in tubes future all he could say, was " i am grateful there are still people who beleive in me"

I love golfing in Oregon because you really feel you are gettting back in touch with nature.

Archie & Shotzy in Search of Waves

Our daring, demented duo are at it again. Has Archie gone mad ?

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Wonder Where BK's Been?

Armpit Sniffer Gets Jail

SAN CLEMENTE, California (Rueters) - A San Clemente man with a penchant for sniffing women's armpits was sentenced to 14 years in jail for molesting his victims, a local newspaper reported Friday.

The unidentified man, who the San Clemente Times said was mentally unstable, had previous convictions for alcohol and sex-related offenses.

He molested 23 women over the course of 15 months, smelling their armpits and touching them in his van, changing rooms and the beach, the paper said. He was caught after a beachgoer reported him to the police.

The court meted out the jail term, normally reserved for hardcore criminals, saying the man was likely to commit crimes again, the paper reported.

More Graffiti Spotted In The Bathroom at Dogpatch

They just won't stop.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

The New Point at San Onofre

Here is the artist's rendering for the design of the New Point. Looking southward, it is quite impressive. The new waterfront mansion is to be the retirement home of our lord and master Tubesteak. Now he will be able to hold court out on the veranda while watching the sunsets and sipping mint julips.

My nephew reports that he was slightly surprised when the ass brayed.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Panaman Goes Hollywood

Panaman is now dressing like Truman Capote and I've been told, even has the voice down pat. If you see him lurking about The Point, tell him I'm looking for his skinny little ass. Mano y Mano, Panaman. Behind Four Doors. You stole my gig and ruined my acting career.

State Agrees to Plan to Restore Point Area

The San Diego Council has approved an agreement with California State Park officials to stabilize and restore the San Onofre Point area.

The council Monday night approved a partnership with the State for the San Onofre Point Managed Shoreline Retreat project. The effort aims to stabilize and restore 1,800 feet of rock and land.

The state Coastal Conservancy board this month approved a $1.5 million grant for the project. The work probably will begin in late 2009, officials said.

Mere Pretenders To The Throne

This gentleman is inching close to patent infringement and registered trademark fraud. He is besmerching the good name of El Tooberoo. Sydney, get on this and sue the bastard.

Fans Nos. 10,000,004 and 10,000,006 of Tubesteak’s Video Blog Tubesteak

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Fans Nos. 10,000,002 and 10,000,003 of Tubesteak’s Video Blog Tubesteak

Tubesteak Opens Lawn Bowling Facility

This man has done so much for San Onofre. The State Parks Department wanted a parking lot and Tubesteak fought them tooth and nail and pushed through this beautiful lawn bowling facility for his followers at San Onofre. Membership is limited so join now.

Monday, June 09, 2008


Work Begins On Jetty

I shot this picture this morning and you can plainly see the barge that they will use to dump rocks to make the jetty for the new marina located just north of Trestles. According to authorities, completion is set for 2015.

Tubesteak's Video Blog Breaks Ten Million Fan Mark Tubesteak

The newest registered fans of Tubesteak’s Video Blog are on tape, and they're coming here for their blog d├ębuts. I'll post them, probably in groups, except the inaugural video (fan no. 10,000,001) and the video of fan no. 10,000,016. You won't want to miss no. 10,000,016.

Here's fan no. 10,000,001.

Sunday, June 08, 2008

Puttzle Lands Wetsuit Sponsor

"My patented lap dance move won it for me" said a beaming Puttzle upon hearing about his new sponsorship. As you all know, Puttzle is very fond of rubber and is even rumored to have latex bed sheets.

archy attacked by not so funny crapper

upon entering archy rices motorhome i noticed a foul smell. He told me the toilet had malfunctioned. We then discovered a would practical joker defecated in the shower. This is not practical or a joke, very disgusting indeed.

Coming To A Beach Near You

Friday, June 06, 2008

Must See VBlog!!!

Mr. Steak has a very funny vblog today.

Udderly True - She Claims To Hold The Guinness World Record For Largest Breast Implants

I like her quote about not having a boyfriend:

"It takes a very special type of person to be with someone who looks like me because of the reactions I get from people whenever I'm out in public."

That's probably reason number seven on the short list of why you don't have a boyfriend. First on the list is what is going on inside your head.

Thursday, June 05, 2008

Night Surfing Comes to San-O

Tired of waiting in line to surf? Frustrated with the crowded conditions and all the shoulder hoppers? Want to kill the young, wave hogging groms? Join the Insano Night Riders and free yourself from all the frustrations. We meet every Monday, Wednesday and Friday at midnight at the kiosk and walk in. Glow sticks are provided. Warm clothing is recommended and bring a sleeping bag for the sleep over. The makings for smores will be supplied by the club. We are trying to keep this on the down low so keep it to yourself. Membership is limited to 25 so don't wait too long to join.

Important Medical Information

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Panamanian Stone Barbeques For Sale

Hundreds in stock and ready for immediate delivery. Made from natural ocean stones and smooth to the touch from years of being tumbled in the sea. The manufacturer has personally selected and collected each and every stone. Prices start at $5,000.00 for the family size and up to $25,000.00 for the custom party size. Order yours today, just ask for Panamaman at Panamanian Stone Headquarters.

Always Looking For New Members

S.O.P.S.A. kinda has a nice ring to it, but are they slowly taking over San-O? What are your thoughts on this hot new surfing activity?

He Loves Country Music

Monday's Latest Shark Attack

This is the real deal and no b.s. This huge sea lion floated up onto our favorite point break on Monday. Local lifeguards have been posting and handing out shark warning flyers. Not crying wolf this time around.

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

SOSC BOD Proud of the New Tube O'Nofre Opening

President Tubesteak made good on his pre-election promise to turn Old San Onofre into an oceanfront playland. Re-named Tube O'Nofre, the new facility boasts a shark proof water pool on the waters edge at the site of the Old Point. President Tubesteak relocated and built a real point at the site of the old nuclear power plant. Tube O'Nofre is now the wonderland that President Tubesteak had envisioned all along. There are now no drooling dogs, no pesky surfboards and no waves to cause erosion of the beach. A bronze statue of President Tubesteak is being erected in his honor. The statue will stand at the previous site known as Old Man's which has been re-named Young Girls.

The campaign has begun.

Moon Phase