Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Meet My New Dog "Spike"

I think even Tubesteak would like this canine.

Nobody likes Popeye boo hoo hoo


This place is a BIG HIT arg arg arg


Monday, September 29, 2008

How Obama will deal with affairs of state arg arg arg


The mini-Klink!

We Can Only Hope


Arg, Arg, Arg, and more Arg's.

Me thinks shes picked a winner arg arg arg


She ain't Popeye


Although her eyes look like they are popping...

SANTA BARBARA (SD) Actress Heather Locklear is shown in this photograph released by the Santa Barbara County Sheriff's Dept. Sunday, Sept. 28, 2008, in Santa Barbara, Calif. Locklear was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence of a controlled substance in the upscale Santa Barbara area, authorities said Sunday.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Popeye Ain't No BeeAtch

Unfortunately, the real Popeye has been unmasked and here he is in all his glory. Puttzle, you need to start screening more thoroughly. I thought we didn't allow black homo democrats on San-O Daze !

Typical Day At San-O

He could be President and First lady at the same time arg arg arg


Saturday, September 27, 2008

Thursday, September 25, 2008

VIRUS ALERT!!!!

If you get an e-mail with "Nude Photos of Sarah Palin" in the subjectline, do not open it. It might contain a virus.

If you get an e-mail with "Nude Photos of Hillary Clinton," do not open it. It might contain nude photos of Hillary Clinton.

olive oyl luvs to play with dolls arg arg arg


Understanding Women No. 72

Sometimes I have difficulty understanding women. She asked if I wanted to leave the bar now. I thought she was asking me if, well, I wanted to leave the bar at that particular moment. I said no.

Shortly afterwards she indicated, without saying a word, that she wanted to leave at that time and further, that she had a particular reason for wanting us to be somewhere else. Subtlety, thy name is woman.

AS SEEN AT SAN ONOFRE...


Wednesday, September 24, 2008

New breed of dog: The Cock-or-Spaniel arg arg arg


The Birk Economic Recovery Plan...Work For Me!

I'm against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG. Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a We Deserve It Dividend. To make the math simple, let's assume there are 200,000,000 bona fide U.S. Citizens 18+. Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up.. So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billion that equals $425,000.00. My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a We Deserve It Dividend. Of course, it would NOT be tax free.So let's assume a tax rate of 30%. Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes. That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam. But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket. A husband and wife has $595,000.00. What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family? Pay off your mortgage - housing crisis solved. Repay college loans - what a great boost to new grads. Put away money for college - it'll be thereSave in a bank - create money to loan to entrepreneurs.Buy a new car - create jobsInvest in the market - capital drives growth . Pay for your parent's medical insurance - health care improves. Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean - or else. Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces. If we're going to redistribute wealth let's really do it...instead of trickling out a puny $1000.00 ( "vote buy" ) economic incentive that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President. If we're going to do an $85 billion bailout, let's bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+! As for AIG - liquidate it. Sell off its parts. Let American General go back to being American General. Sell off the real estate. Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up. Here's my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn't.Sure it's a crazy idea that can "never work." But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party! How do you spell Economic Boom? I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 BillionWe Deserve It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC . And remember, The Birk plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because $25.5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.Ahhh...I feel so much better getting that off my chest. Kindest personal regards, Birk T. J. Birkenmeier, A Creative Guy & Citizen of the Republic

I yam what I yam and thats all that I yam arg arg arg


I loves me spinach.

Sofa King Crazy

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Get Your Saggy Ass Back Here

Have you fallen and can't get up? Is it too cold, too windy, too small or too big? There is nobody worth slamming on this blog except you.

arg arg arg this should explain it.


This is my pal Brutus arg arg arg


Foreign Products No. 41

Can you guess what product is sold in this package?


Monday, September 22, 2008

Out with the old, in with the new

This weekend I was a very bad boy. I played a prank (here on the blog) on Murphy and he took offense. I won't get into what I did for those who don't know since it is no longer around, but Murphy is so pissed off that he has vowed to never again post. He said that he would no longer visit San-O Daze. I may be persona non grata at the beach. So be it. However, he is always welcome to return.

Being the de facto Grand Poobah here on San-O Daze, I have invited someone else to join and they have chosen the original moniker "Popeye." Let's see if they can pick up the slack around here.

Learned at San Onofre

From that Dingo, I'll bet.

THE LIPSTICK SAGA CONTINUES...


This is my goil Olive Oyl arg arg arg


Swiftboat Ad On Palin

A dog gave birth to puppies at San Onofre and was cited for littering...


Sunday, September 21, 2008

Murphy's been scuttled arg arg arg!

Jibberish!

What is this guy yapping about? Surfing is not a Sport? Just because of scoring, or lack of it? It's an ACTIVITY?

Nice Pair

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Friday, September 19, 2008

ENOUGH ALREADY!

KNOCK OFF THE AIRLINE SCHITT!!! Move on.

San-O Tip No 94: Halloween Costumes



























Have a memorable costume by picking one that says something about the real you, something that captures your inner spirit.

LOST TOURISTS



This was the scene friday morning at San Onofre as the Military police rounded up 31 illegal aliens who had been traveling northward up the beach from tijuana and were actaully of brazillian origin. according to Douglas Harding, a local ranger for the parks department "this is just one more example of the crap we have to deal with at san onofre". These tourists were obviously lost, they will be held at the ins detention center in oceanside until they can be repatriated to brazil.

Murphy's Senior Flight Captain

Check out this guy's cod piece. Is this so he can get a hummer while flying? Obviously Slut airlines is the better choice for fun and safety.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Guy Pal Sues Point Legend

Pepe', the so called pool boy , is suing one of our legends who shall remain nameless due to pending litigation. Rumor has it that promises were made to Pepe' "that he would be taken care of for life" and after the break up, those promises were reneged on according to the lawsuit.

Weatherman Predicks Big Storm

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Upstart Airline Takes It In The Ass

Puttzle and me tried to tell Murphy it was a bad idea catering to gays, but as usual he would not listen. Slut airlines caters only to the bohemian lifestyle of heterosexuals, so once again the choice is yours.

HARD TIMES


Jose Miguel Rodela stands under a tree waiting, hoping. It's 4 p.m., long after most of the other day laborers at the city-run Resource Center have given up and gone home. But the last day he worked was about a month ago, he says.

"In the past 12 months, I've probably worked about 2 months, about 3 or 4 days per month," says Rodela, 54, a U.S. permanent resident who sends money to his wife and four kids in Mexico. "We barely have money for food."

As the housing industry declines, so does construction and the number of available jobs for workers like Rodela.

Isn't that a shame. Day laborers having hard time finding work

Nothing to do with San-O Daze

Hey, for those who care, I am back posting on my other blog.

Which Airline Would You Choose?

The Mingo/Durphy airline steward is on the left while the Slut Airline flight attendant is on the right. The choice is yours.

Fan No. 10,000,034 of Tubesteak’s Video Blog Tubesteak

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Puttzle & Spin Launch New Airline

Since my last flight to Mexico and subsequent arrest for smoking in the lavatory and my name being added to the "high risk" pasenger list, Puttzle and me decided to open our own "one plane" airline. You can smoke anything you want on board and play with the tawdry hostesses that we hired. Obviously we are going into direct competition with Virgin.

Is This Spin?


Who?

What Thought Comes To Mind When You View This Picture of A House Burning As The Storm Surge Of Hurricane Ike Hits Galveston Island?



















Clicking on the image gives a larger view of this amazing picture.

Spoiler:   The owner probably had fire insurance, but not the much more expensive hurricane insurance  

BREAKING NEWS! World markets slide on Wall Street woes...

And a common mouse was found eating a banana peel in the San Onofre bamboo.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Saturday, September 13, 2008

0:400 IN THE LINE FOR SURF BEACH...

Spin Evans is diligently working on his lap top. Whatever could he be doing at that hour?


Ah Ha! Why it's San-O Daze!


The REAL Helicopter Fishing clip

Peepers - Repost

I purchased the right to post the picture of Peepers only once (btw, for non-union models, the release signed by the subject - or on his behalf in this case - gives ownership rights of the image to the photographer or his assignee, who then becomes the licensor). I wanted to repost the picture, but it is protected by an encrypted digital copyright. When reposting is attempted, a warning and the license information become visible, as you can see here. Only the original licensor (the "grantor"), Murphy, can post further pictures of of Peepers, unless other licensees ("grantees") purchase that right from him.

Capoeira Fighter Isn't So Tough


You can now have your wedding at San Onofre! In order to generate new income for the park, state officials are permitting ceremonies like the one shown above. Ranger Dairywhimple will preside as vows are exchanged. There is already a wait, so get your reservations in now.

Friday, September 12, 2008

b.k. baby sitting


after agreeing to watch my toddler while i caught a few waves, b.k. could not explain how little shotz jr. got hold of this adult beverage, do not trust this man to look after your kids!

My Dog, Peepers



























One of the nice things about San Onofre is that you can take your dog for a walk over by the San Onofre Nuclear Generating Station (SONGS) and your dog can play in the warm water for as long as he wants. Your dog will love it. I have been personally assured by SONGS employees that the warm water that discharges into the ocean from the nuclear generators is completely safe.

0400 Wizzards In Line

Puttzle, Murphy and me are here in line waiting to get in line. Where is everybody?

Moon Phase