Condom Explodes, Dingo missing.

A former strip club waitress was sentenced Wednesday to five years of supervised release after she pleaded guilty to mailing threatening letters and flammable material, including condoms filled with a potentially explosive mixture, court documents said.

The documents said Wednesday Addams, 49, of San Clemente Ca, mailed the condoms to a television station, strip clubs where she had worked and other places, saying she was tired of being mistreated by men.This week, she pleaded guilty to mailing threatening communications and a violation of injurious articles as nonmailable. Apparently one of the condoms exploded, no damage or injury occurred. This may explain the absence of Dingo, he may be suffering fear factor. Addams told investigators she did not think they would explode.

Recently appointed U.S. District Judge Sydney Carton sentenced Addams to the supervised release with conditions, including not contacting victims, receiving mental health counseling and treatment, performing 500 hours of community service and refraining from alcohol.

Rolling Stones?

I am convinced these two guys are holograms. What do you think?

Stacking The Deck

My client recently put in a new brick deck, building it himself. The County of Orange wouldn't approve the construction. Instead, they cited him for eleven building code violations, including that the bricks were not level, there was no provision for drainage (this part of Capistrano Beach being susceptible to cliff erosion), there was no railing at the edge of the deck, etc.

I arranged for a meeting with a senior building inspector on Monday. I explained that the deck wasn't a deck so much as it was an artistic expression by my client -- It's not a deck, it's art! I brought him some photographs that showed the deck in the right light so that the artistic aspects of the design of the bricks could be more properly appreciated. He approved the construction after reviewing the photographs and taking a duplicate set of the photos for his file. Here's one of the photos from the set.















Clicking on the image for a full view shows more brick detail.

Stripper Illusions

Camel Toe

Damsel in distress

While returning from a non-surfing day at Sano, I ran across this young lady in need of help. It seems she was having a problem her head lights. Yes, I was able to correct the malfunction.

Unusual weather ?

This image of a rare subtropical storm in the Pacific Ocean was acquired by the MODIS on the Terra satellite on November 1, 2006. Located 900 miles off the coast of Oregon in the northwestern Pacific, this storm system looks like a hurricane, but it is located far from any of the typical hurricane formation areas.

The storm originally formed from a cold-cored extratropical storm, but after spending two days over unusually warm water, it developed a warm center, and hurricane characteristics, such as a cloud-free eye and an eyewall of thunderstorms.

Credit: Jeff Schmaltz, MODIS Land Rapid Response Team, NASA GSFC. Click to enlarge image (1mb)

Unusual weather ? Or not. If it were possible to travel back in time,( before weather patterns were recorded) I think weather patterns like this did occur.

Cover up at Songs

http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-edison24nov24,0,7056053.story?coll=la-home-business

Did you see this on Sunday?

Beautiful Sunset

Just thought I would share this moment with you.

The Talega touch!

This gal is doing the "TALEGA TOUCH", thats right, because Talega in spanish means : "BALL SACK"! Now we know why the Talegalites are pricks! ( this picture has been photo shopped, the real talegalite ball sack is much, much smaller, so small you need a magnifying glass to see them)

The other three of the Murphy foursome.

Ladies want to know this

Someone should tell her that her tags are showing.

Youse Can't Leave Out Da Cats

They Shoulder Hopped Me All Morning At The Sandbar

Think It's Crowded now? If the rest of them take up surfing, that's sixty-one million new surfers in America alone.
He shoulder hops some guy



Three on one shoulder




They're making porcelain figurines to encourage then.

SPEEDING?

Speeding at San Onofre could be a thing of the past if the State adopts this new program now being implemented in Denmark. (At least for male and lesbian speeders.)

Your Seat Cushion Doubles as a Personal Flotation Device in the Event of a Water Landing, but Other Airplane Items May Be Useful as Well.

I Don't See The Connection

Wednesday Addams?

The new look in wet-suites. Available now at Talega Surf and Sport.

Surfing....Military style.

Dr. Ralph shows off his new beach attire at The Point. We did "delete" the bottom half of the picture in the name of good taste and decency.

The babes of Trail 6.

Catch -of-the-day!

DrRalph with giant Mola Mola (Sunfish) that he caught while fishing at the SandBar this weekend during the Firemens Assc. annual surf/about and fishing derby. He was using a tube of CopperTone Self tanning lotion for bait while fishing from his board. One of the Gondola guys helped by beating the fish into submission with his paddle.

This must be the person who doesn't no when to shut up!!

How did your morning go? Mine went like this!

This guy was hanging around 4 Doors last Saturday showing off his new tatoo. I think it may have been Brownhole.

Mushrooms anyone?

Like a black light poster come to life, a group of bioluminescent fungi collected from Ribeira Valley Tourist State Park near São Paulo, Brazil, emanates a soft green glow when the lights go out.

The mushrooms are part of the genus Mycena, a group that includes about 500 species worldwide. Of these only 33 are known to be bioluminescent—capable of producing light through a chemical reaction.

Since 2002 Dr. Ralph, professor of chemistry at the University of São Paulo; Dennis Desjardin, professor of mycology at San Francisco State University in California; and Marina Capelari of Brazil's Institute of Botany have discovered ten more bioluminescent fungi species—four of which are new to science—in Brazil's tropical forests.

The work,Dennis says, has increased the number of glowers known since the 1970s by 30 percent.

You did not understand then and you still do not. Is this where it all started?

Monday, May 22, 2006

Blog

What is a blog? Perhaps a journal of sorts! Daily comments of various accounts by whoever, about whatever.

Maybe it is like a dart board. Everyone has a handful of darts. Some are ground with the precision of a surgical tool. Others are ground with sand paper. While yet some are ground by scrapping them on the concrete to obtain a point. Still others have a rubber tip. Never the less there is a point.

So a precision ground dart is thrown at the board, but from a misguided hand. So it strikes somewhere around the outer edge of the board.

Here comes another dart, ground with sandpaper. However it is thrown with a bit more precision, so it strikes closer to the center of the board.

Here comes yet another dart, the one that was ground to a point on concrete. It was thrown by a very accurate hand and it strikes the center of the board.

Here comes another dart, you know the one with the rubber tip. It is thrown with the highest degree of accuracy, so it too strikes the center of the board. But it lacks ridgidness, so it falls aimlessly to the ground.

Now, you ask, what the heck is the point of all this? Quite simply, keep gathering up your darts and letting them fly. You might even let the entire handful go once in awhile. One of them might even hit the center of the board.

Never the less, it is all in good or healthy fun.

I'll have a refill please.

New sign at Trail 6

Telling it like it is!

The cigarette tax failed. Miss San Onofre from 1934 is quite relieved to say the least.

Things have begun to change since the democrats have taken over, ushering in a new era of tolerance.

ANONYMOUS REVEALED!

Archie

"Those Were The Days" full theme in .Wav

Puttzle

According to HowManyOfMe.com, there is only one person in the U.S. named Puttzle. Dingo-zero, Murphy-nada, Dr. Ralph-zilch, Sydney Carton-nothing, Wednesday Addams (note the additional 'd') nope. Oh, and lets not forget the Blog Monitor-goose egg.

So, what does all of this mean? There is simply only one person at the helm, the main man-Puttzle.

If you google Puttzle you get San-O- Daze.

Now Even In Turkey

Naked Man With Concealed Weapon Arrested at SanO

SAN ONOFRE, Calif. - A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors -- naked -- and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, San Clemente CSI investigators said.

The man was lying on a windvane, recently downed by a freak kite accident, and he was observed masturbating. The area is where the proposed toll road will terminate at San Onofre beach.

The man, not yet identified, was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. But when asked whether he was carrying anything police should know about, he mentioned the tool, said San Clemente CSI Chief Investigator, Sponge Bob Squarepants.

"You can't get much more concealed than that," Squarepants said.

Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene. Squarepants removed a 11-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident.

The man, who was paroled from state prison last week, was then booked into jail on suspicion of parole violations, indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a concealed weapon.

"When you're talking about an awl or an ice pick and you're dealing with somebody who's fresh out of prison, it's a weapon. That's a stabbing instrument," Squarepants said.

It was not immediately clear what the man was on parole for. A person answering the phone at the jail Friday night did not know whether the man had a lawyer. He quoted the man as saying that he knew all the people would soon be coming to San Onofre on the toll road and he just wanted to beat the rush, and having had beaten everyone there, he decided that, well, you get the idea.

Does this mean I can stop paying taxes?

Wednesday Addams, Unperson

HowManyOfMe.com

There are: 0 people with my name in the U.S.A. How many have your name?

unperson is newspeak

Chicken Fried Steak

2 pounds beef bottom round, trimmed of excess fat
2 teaspoons kosher salt
1 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1 cup all-purpose flour
3 whole eggs, beaten
1/4 cup vegetable oil
2 cups chicken broth
1/2 cup whole milk
1/2 teaspoon fresh thyme leavesPreheat oven to 250 degrees F.

Cut the meat with the grain into 1/2-inch thick slices. Season each piece on both sides with the salt and pepper. Place the flour into a pie pan. Place the eggs into a separate pie pan. Dredge the meat on both sides in the flour. Tenderize the meat, using a needling device, until each slice is 1/4-inch thick. Once tenderized, dredge the meat again in the flour, followed by the egg and finally in the flour again. Repeat with all the pieces of meat. Place the meat onto a plate and allow it to sit for 10 to 15 minutes before cooking.

Place enough of the vegetable oil to cover the bottom of a 12-inch slope-sided skillet and set over medium-high heat. Once the oil begins to shimmer, add the meat in batches, being careful not to overcrowd the pan. Cook each piece on both sides until golden brown, approximately 4 minutes per side. Remove the steaks to a wire rack set in a half sheet pan and place into the oven. Repeat until all of the meat is browned.

Add the remaining vegetable oil, or at least 1 tablespoon, to the pan. Whisk in 3 tablespoons of the flour left over from the dredging. Add the chicken broth and deglaze the pan. Whisk until the gravy comes to a boil and begins to thicken. Add the milk and thyme and whisk until the gravy coats the back of a spoon, approximately 5 to 10 minutes. Season to taste, with more salt and pepper, if needed. Serve the gravy over the steaks.

Use extreme caution while preparing this meal as there are subliminal messages hidden within.

What happens when you put a 300 pound ass in a size 2 bikini. OOOOOH WEEEEEEEEEEE!

And now for something completely different.

Bruno (aka Borat) Interviews Pastor Who Converts Gays

Ali G (aka Borat) Interviews Beckham and Posh Spice

A Larus occidentalis enjoys his lunch.

Grumpy

For those of you who may have trouble getting to the link, here is the Keepers Thursday's Babe Of The Day.

I have been so busy reading and making comments today and this afternoon, that I have not had a chance to check the daily update on The Keeper.

So now I am really pissed off.

Lesson 1: You little dust mites have no power. Complain all you want, it will get you nowhere.

Lesson 2: Comments are for sissies.

Lesson 3: Measure twice, cut once.

Real or fake????

This has been on the internet for a few weeks now. I do not know if these are real or photoshop.

The toll road.

SURFING....So simple even a caveman can do it.