Monday, October 31, 2011

Do You Still Beat Your Wife?

Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, received a letter from the Department
for Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not paying his
employees the statutory minimum wage and they would send an inspector to
interview them.

On the appointed day, the inspector turned up.
"Tell me about your staff," he asked Paddy.
"Well," said Paddy, "there's the farm hand, I pay him £240 a week, and he
has a free cottage.
Then there's the housekeeper. She gets £190 a week, along with free board
and lodging.
There's also the half-wit. He works a 16 hour day, does 90% of the work,
earns about £25 a week along with a bottle of whisky and, as a special
treat, occasionally gets to sleep with my wife."

"That's disgraceful" said the inspector, "I need to interview the half-wit."

"That'll be me then," said Paddy.


Saturday, October 29, 2011


Friday, October 28, 2011

Thursday, October 27, 2011


From the "Best of San-O Daze" collection.

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Thursday, October 20, 2011

What Kind of Bird Does Not Fly?

This post deleted due to terrorist threats, both recorded and witinessed.

"Well I don't know but I think . . ."

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

how many can you name?

It was pure pandemonium at this wonderful race. all gather round and see how many famous people are in this photo.


Saturday, October 15, 2011

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Please Stay Out of the Water

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Why Old Guys Should Not Surf

A. They look foolish, and B. They tend to die.

They leave you lying on the beach for hours.

You lay there for so long that the other kooks forget you are even there.

Sunday, October 09, 2011

Wednesday, October 05, 2011

Monday, October 03, 2011

SUP Demo for Gerry

Moon Phase