Monday, May 31, 2010

ZONE 1 HIGH RADIATION

Thursday, May 27, 2010

West Nile Virus: San Onofre

West Nile Virus is the most prevalent mosquito-borne disease in the United States.

West Nile Virus is NOT going to magically pass over San Onofre. If you're planning on surfing, or being at, San Onofre near dawn or dust, your risk is much higher than at midday.

There is no time of day or night that is guaranteed to be safe. You should apply insect repellent containing DEET, Picaridin or oil of lemon eucalyptus AT ALL TIMES while at, or near, San Onofre. Apply it to all skin not covered by clothing. It can also be sprayed onto clothing for extra protection. Long sleeves and pants are strongly recommended. You are not in any way "safe" from mosquitoes when you are out in the water. The Great White Sharks at San Onofre don't scare away mosquitoes.

According to the Center for Disease Control and Prevention, people infected with WNV can develop a severe illness. Symptoms include: high fever, headache, neck stiffness, stupor, disorientation, tremors, convulsions, muscle weakness, vision loss, numbness and paralysis. Some people infected develop milder symptoms such as fever, headache and body aches, nausea, vomiting and sometimes swollen lymph glands or skin rash. Some will not have symptoms. West Nile Virus can be a life-altering and even fatal disease.

It is best to dump out water that has been sitting around in items such as buckets, tires, plant saucers, bird baths, pet water bowls and children’s pools. Mosquitoes only need a half inch of standing water to lay eggs. The eggs can hatch in as soon as two days!

Camp Pendleton officials are "taking measures to protect base occupants from WNV" by treating only large bodies of standing water, and they will do so on a 28-day cycle through October. If you take much comfort in this, you are not paying attention. Standing water by showers, bathrooms, drinking fountains, drainage pipes, ditches, etc., will not be treated. Mosquito eggs hatch in only two days, so that leaves about 26 days of virtually no protection, even around large bodies of water on the base.

I'm cautious not to tempt fate by saying "It can't get any worse a San Onofre," but you've got to wonder. And don't think you can hide from the mosquitoes. Most of then will be too small to see, only a few million will be as big as the San Onofre Mosquito (pictured).

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

"San Onofre Is 'Ground Zero' For Sharks" - O.C. Register, May 25, 2010

- "The bottom line is Trail One at San Onofre is ground Zero for these So Cal white sharks."

- "The 9-mile channel of San Onofre is the migration route for the big whites that go to Hawaii and Guadalupe Island from the Farallon Islands."

- "Keep your feet up."

All quotes from Orange County Register, May 25, 2010.

San-O Daze has warned you for years. Just a few of the posts: 2006 2008 2008 2008 2008 2008 2008 2008 2008 2008 2008 2008 2008 2009 2009 2009 2009 2009 2009 2009 2009 2009 2009 2009

Monday, May 17, 2010

You'll Come Because Of The Apocalypse, You'll Stay For The Sloppy Joes

And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood; And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth...And the heaven departed as a scroll when it is rolled together; and every mountain and island were moved out of their places. [Revelations 6:12-14]

If you have a fear, there will always be someone willing to take your money and promise to save you. These guys near Barstow, California, promise to save you and serve you a diet including Sloppy Joes. You don't want to try to survive the Apocalypse on a diet of cream cheese in rolled tortillas, do you?

BOB GELDOF and THE BOOMTOWN RATS-I dont like Mondays

Sunday, May 09, 2010

San Onofre Surf Report May13, 2010


Take a laxative or a Pepto or something and than go surfing.

Saturday, May 08, 2010

Wednesday, May 05, 2010

I'M PISSED OFF!!!!!!!

THE KING OF QUEER AND THE QUEEN OF WEIRDNESS CONTEST SUCKS!
THE F-ING STAND UP PADDLE KOOKS ARE AT IT AGAIN!
THESE STUPID KOOKS ARE TRYING TO LEND LEGITIMACY TO THEIR STUPID QUASI-SPORT. WHAT A BUNCH OF FAGS, AND SELF CENTERED NARCISSISTIC WORK OUT FREAKS. TAKING OVER A GREAT BEACH TO INCONVENIENCE AND JEOPARDIZE REAL SURFERS WHO CAN REALLY SURF, PLUS THOSE LOOKING TO LEARN TO SURF LIKE REAL SURFERS. THROW DOWN YOUR PADDLES AND GET THE HELL OUT OF SANO YOU FREAKS!

Tuesday, May 04, 2010

GIMME' SOME LOVING

Monday, May 03, 2010

Hobie Classic at San Onofre



Schedule: Stand Up exhibition at 8:00AM Saturday!
There are 4 divisions on Saturday, Oct 8.
Junior Women 15-19
Senior Women 20-34
Master's Women 35 & Older
Retro Expression Session - All ages
There are 4 divisions on Sunday, Oct 9.
Itzy Bitzys - 8 years and under
Ke'ikis - 9 & 10
Menehunes - 11 & 12
Wahines - 13 & 14
All confirmed entries will receive an email confirmation/invitation and directions to the HOBIE REGISTRATION PARTY on Friday Night, Oct. 7, 2010.
THE ENTRY FEE IS $ 250.00
For more info call(949) 494-8611
Gates open at 6:00 AM
Directions:
Exit the 5 freeway at Basilone road.Go towards the ocean.Go to the SURF BEACH sign and turn right.Go past the stop sign to the Ranger Kiosk.Be prepared to wait in line if you don’t get there when the gate opens.
Parking is very limited.There are outside showers.There are inside toilets.Bring drinking water, shade and sun screen. Hawaiian Plate Lunches available for an additional $50.00ea. Come prepared to spend the day. And don't forget your wallet for those extra expenses, and unforseen costs. Admission to San Onofre State Park Surf beach is $15.00
Contest Entry Instructions: By Credit Card Online:
Sign up online and pay securely with a CREDIT CARD!

By Mail:
1. Click acrobat icon to get the required release form and entry form.
2. Print out the release form and entry form.
3. Completely fill out both forms
5. Mail filled out release form and completed entry form with payment to:Allan Seemour Productions INC.P.O. Box 1446Capistrano Beach, CA 92624-044
By Fax:
1. Same instructions as above.2. Fax to: (949) 496-1706
Faxed entries must be accompanied with credit card info and expiration date.
Previous Allan Seemour Production's INC. Surf Contests:
Hobie San O ClassicSan Onofre Oct 7-8, 2010


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