Monday, July 31, 2006

FOUR WAY STOP

Well, as long as we are on the wait in line in the morning subject.
Lets talk about the four way stop at the bottom of the hill.

It is around six in the morning, the line is beginning to move, sure enough here comes someone down the hill. He stops at the four way stop and then proceeds to continue on. Well there is no way you are going to let him in, you have been in line since five.

Having said that, what happens if things escalate into a shoving match with cars, or a fist a cuffs.
He made his stop, you how ever rolled through to stay on the bumper of the car in front of you, disallowing him access.

In a court of law, you lose. If I am incorrect about this, there are plenty of you out there who will let me know.

Lets face it, S.O.N.G.S. needs access both in and out of the plant. The way things are now is a bad design. I have my own solution to the problem, witch I will keep to myself for now.

I would like to here your resolution to the problem how ever.

We Don't Want To Be Disrespectful

SAN DIEGO (Rueters) - San Diego County officials have banned the sport of Talegalite cuddling after an animal activist complained.

The tradition, popular at San Onofre Surfing Park in northern San Diego County, has been described as the most fun a person could have with a Talegalite. The sport involves one team trying to hit another with a captured Talegalite tied to a rope.

But the sport has now been banned after an animal rights activist complained that it was "disrespectful" to Talega and its residents and threatened to campaign against the event. Animal activists have a reputation for radical action in San Diego.

"The SOSC (San Onofre Surfing Club) were worried that it might show them up in a bad light," F. Ram, chairman of the club, told Reuters Saturday.

"In this day and age, and with health and safety, you have to be that little bit more careful. But some people are extremely upset."

Under the rules of Talegalite cuddling, contestants stand on small wooden blocks as if they were bowling pins. Members of a second team then swing a Talegalite attached to a piece of rope at the group in a bid to knock them off. The team with the last person standing wins.

This one is true...

Surfer dies after collapse at San Onofre
THE ORANGE COUNTY REGISTER
A 22-year-old man from Glendora died Saturday after losing consciousness while surfing at San Onofre State Beach.
Two surfers carried Ryan Neilsom out of the ocean about 10 a.m., said Kevin Cook, a dispatcher at the San Clemente State Beach Lifeguards. Neilsom was still alive and had a weak pulse. The lifeguards tried to use a defibrillator to save him, said Harold William Nickels, lifeguard supervisor at San Onofre.
Neilsom died at 11:35 a.m. at Saddleback Memorial Medical Center in San Clemente, said Supervising Deputy Coroner Leslie Meader. An autopsy is to be performed today.

WHY?

Why do these people with these giant motorhomes get to the gate at San Onofre so early to be first in line, then go to bed and sleep threw the opening of the gate and block the road and make everyone behind them have to pass them and enter on the wrong side of the Kiosk? Why don't you just stay home and sleep.Those of us who get there early, break out chairs and sit around and talk until the gate opens and are ready to go! Like this morning, this giant motorhome first in line sleeps and we have to drive around him and down the wrong side to go in. Then when he does wake-up he drives down to the asphalt parking lot and camps out there, not even going down to the beach then goes back to bed! Hell he could get there at 7am and park in the same place alone without even waiting in line! Be more thoughtful of your fellow surfers. If you get there early and want to sleep, set an alarm, no one is going to wake you up when the gate opens. If you snooze you loose! But remember, it is "NOT A CAMPGROUND"! If your sleeping and people around you are talking and wake you up, well as they say in Russia-- "TOUGHKEY SHITSKEY"! Go to the campground and sleep or wait till you park at the beach, then go to bed! The Park Rangers are going to start ticketing sleepers for illegally camping on the road!

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Dr. what did you do?


Well, it seems that Betty had told Dr.Ralph that she wanted to be as cute as a "Cabbage-Patch Kid", but the good Dr.Ralph had no idea what a real cabbage-patch kid looked like so----

At DogPatch they have a different name for them!


I had to re-show this, because I found out that we at The Point are not the only ones with a name for these guys! We call them "Gondola-guys", and the Butt-Boarders at DogPatch call them "Broomers" because they look like they are sweeping with a broom when they paddle!

Saturday, July 29, 2006

Off With His Head!

SAN CLEMENTE (The Onion) - A man accused of biting the head off his pet rooster was arrested Friday and faces up to a year in prison if convicted, an animal protection spokesman said.

A neighbor had complained about a dead rooster near his San Clemente apartment and agents found the body of the beheaded rooster on a porch, said Kemp R. Rick, spokesman for the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. The rooster's head was not located.

Hred Fope, told agents that he bit the rooster's head off because he blamed it for injuring a pet pigeon that he also kept in the apartment, Rick said.

Fope is charged with animal cruelty and could face up to a year in prison if convicted. It is also illegal to possess a live rooster in San Clemente, Rick said.

Rick said Friday night he did not know whether Fope had a lawyer and recommended Sydney Carton, Esq.

Friday, July 28, 2006

SAN CLEMENTE (Reuters) - It started as an April Fool's joke, but Dr. Ralph's proposal to hold the world's biggest strip poker contest will become reality next month.

Dr. Ralph floated the idea as a joke but it generated so much interest, and hundreds of requests to take part, that the San Clemente-based doctor decided to organize a contest.

So next month, 200 poker buffs will risk baring all in an attempt to become the first World Strip Poker Champion, and earn a place in the Guinness Book of Records.

The winner will also receive a "Golden Fig Leaf" trophy plus $20,000 in cash.

"This will be the most fun you can have with your clothes on -- or off!" Dr. Ralph said in a statement for the tournament, which will be held in San Clemente on August 19.

Dr. Ralph's first breast implant.

(Thanks to The Keeper)

A MESSAGE FROM THE TCA


This computer simulation shows the intersection of I-5 and the new toll road. The wet lands would be replaced by one of those new fake lawns. The traffic on the 22nd road from the right is the line to San Onofre Surf Beach.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT


During these hot days of summer, it is very important to stay out of direct sunlight and to stay well hydrated in a shady place.

Thursday, July 27, 2006

The Transformation Begins!


Ugly Betty has undergone the first step to a new look, as Dr.Ralph in episode 2 has performed facial surgery. Stay tuned for episode 3,
"The New Look for Betty"!
Dr. Ralph goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped me with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt???" She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No... I'm your son's math teacher."

Thanks For Auditioning

MALIBU (Reuters) - A gun-toting actor clad only in swimming trunks stormed a television studio and took a hostage during the filming of the "Snakes and Lizards" soap opera where he was once an extra.

Out-of-work actor Tubesteak/Malibu, who was let go from the series in April, fired two shots in the air from a pistol and took one employee hostage in the incident Tuesday, a KNBC television spokeswoman said on Wednesday.

He told police he did not intend to hurt anyone, but only wanted to draw the studio's attention to his art. He was arrested for attempted murder.

Tubesteak tried shooting up a television camera inside KNBC television's studio, where some of America's most popular soap operas are filmed, and shouted nonsense before guards overpowered him.

Dozens of visitors awaiting the launch of a new soap opera project initially thought the scene was part of the plot, but then panicked when they realized the unrest was for real.

Hot weather plus sand in the gearbox...

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Midgets Testicles

The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all of the time. The midget went to Dr. Ralph and told him about his problem. Dr. Ralph told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.

The midget dropped his pants. Dr. Ralph stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.

"Aha!" mumbled Dr. Ralph, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor once more, and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip, snip, snip, snip on the right side...then snip, snip, snip, snip on the left side.

The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. Dr. Ralph then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.

The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his boys were no longer aching. The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"

The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"

Dr. Ralph replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."

(with thanks to my friend Scott)

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Teacher Arrested at JFK

At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Gonzales said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Murphy used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle'."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes".

Women Love Him

He fits in a women's purse, appears at a flick of a switch and when a woman has finished using him, she can just pull the plug and he deflates.

He's "Dr. Ralph on Demand," a blow-up man launched on Tuesday with the aim of making lonely females feel less nervous at night.

According to research by the inflatable friend's co-creator, Dingo Jones, 82 percent of women feel safer with someone sleeping beside them and nearly a half don't like sleeping alone.

"We're not saying that an inflatable man is the only answer but we do hope it will give women extra confidence," said co-creator Mayor Murphy, the spokesman for "Dr. Ralph on Demand".

One advantage to the hot weather......

Monday, July 24, 2006

DR. RALPH, DVM.

While on holiday in Kenya and walking through the bush, Dr. Ralph comes across an elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seems distressed so Dr. Ralph approaches very carefully. He gets down on one knee and inspects the bottom of the elephant's foot only to find a large thorn deeply embedded. As carefully and as gently as he can he removes the thorn and the elephant gingerly puts its foot down. The elephant turns to face him and with a rather stern look on its face, stares at him. For a good ten minutes Dr. Ralph stands frozen - thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant turns and walks away. For years after, Dr. Ralph often remembers and ponders the events of that day. Years later he is walking through the zoo with his son. As they approach the elephant enclosure, one of the elephants turns and walks over to where they are standing at the rail. It stares at him and Dr. Ralph can't help wondering if this is the same elephant. Dr. Ralph climbs tentatively over the railing and makes his way into the enclosure. He walks right up to the elephant and stares back in wonder. Suddenly the elephant wraps its trunk around one of Dr. Ralph's legs and swings him wildly back and forth along the railing, instantly killing him.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.

Inflatable Art Takes Off

SAN ONOFRE (Reuters) - 13 people were injured when they fell from a huge inflatable sculpture after it broke its moorings and flew into the air in a park in north San Diego county, state park rangers said Monday.

Up to 30 people were inside the walk-in exhibit,
when a gust of wind blew it 30 feet above the park Sunday. Erected as part of the 16th annual Tubesteak/Malibu Art-A-Fair, the piece of artwork has been shown around the world.

"All of a sudden it just started rising like a balloon," witness Builder Bob told NBC television. "It was flinging people all over. Then it just seemed to flip over in the air."

The victims had been walking through the artwork with children when it took off. A three-year-old girl was also seriously injured in the freak accident.

"The inflatable exhibition broke its moorings and tipped those using it on to the ground," park rangers said in a statement.

Designed by artist Dingo Jones, the exhibit, called Dreamspace, is 18 feet high and made out of plastic sheeting. Half the size of a soccer field, it has walls that change color as visitors wander through its maze of corridors.

It was brought to earth after it drifted into a pole with a surfboard attached to it's top.

Sunday, July 23, 2006

UGLY BETTY


Here is the star of Dr.Ralphs reality show,

"UGLY BETTY"! At the end of the series, which will air for 3 episodes, Dr.Ralph will transform her into a raving beauty! The first of the 3 episodes will be "Finding the look", in which the Dr. and Betty find the right look for her and begin the transformation. Stay tuned.

Reports of Big Fortune a "Huge Lie" Doctor Says

SAN CLEMENTE (Reuters) - Dr. Ralph Friday dismissed as nonsense reports that he has a $100 million fortune, and said if he did he would retire and use the money to help the poor.

Local media in southern California reported this week that the Nobel-nominated doctor had been ranked by Fortune magazine as the second-richest person in San Clemente, with nearly half as much money as Mayor Murphy.

"It's a huge lie. It's very, very far from reality. I don't have that amount of money," Dr. Ralph told Reuters, after reading an article in San Clemente Sun about a list of millionaires in the United States.

"Somebody sent me it and I laughed. It's a bit like a joke. Obviously I have never earned $100 million and I wouldn't even want to," he said in a telephone interview from his San Clemente home.

A spokesman for Fortune said he was not aware the magazine had published such a list. "It's certainly not a list we've done. It seems somebody got their facts mixed up," he said.

While famed for his weekend poker parties, he makes as many headlines speaking on etiquette in surfing as he does slicing open an abdomen.

"With things as they are in California, it bothers me that they put me in a group of millionaires with $100 million I don't have when there are so many people dying," Dr. Ralph said, pausing the interview in a brief panic to scoop a drowning rat out of his swimming pool.

Dr. Ralph is one of California's highest-profile celebrities and has raised awareness about issues like Mexico's failure to solve a spate of brutal murders of women in the northern border city of Ciudad Juarez.

"If I had $100 million I would have retired and would be doing more things on an altruistic level than I can now. I would have opened centers in San Onofre for violence against surfers and many other things," he said.

Dr. Ralph was nominated for a Nobel prize for his work with chimpanzees.

Despite his reputation as a straight-talker, Dr. Ralph insists he is not trying to create a do-gooder image.

His latest project is somewhat lighter: co-producing a TV series called "Ugly Betty," an American version of a Colombian soap about a plain and dumpy woman's quest for love.

Saturday, July 22, 2006

100 percent breast meat!


Introducing the new 100 percent breast meat sandwich by Drralph, served at his Poker Smokers!

Bet you can't eat just one!

Its tough to wait in line for the gate at San Onofre to open! (after being at a Drralph Poker Smoker)

Friday, July 21, 2006

Before He Was Dr. Ralph...

A young Ralph arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old the church documents by hand.

He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, monk Ralph goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."

He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the head monk.

Monk Ralph gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing, "We missed the "R"!, we missed the "R"!"

His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably. Monk Ralph asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?"

With a choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word was...CELEBRATE!!!"

Ralph has never been the same.

He Said It Was Teriyaki

SAN ONOFRE (Reuters) - A local man, who tried to buy off friends by cooking dog meat for them after secretly selling off trees around the state park, ended up setting fire to bathroom #4 when the meal burst into flames, a newspaper said Friday.

Ten bathrooms burned down, leaving nearly 100 people unable to go, the San Clemente Sun said.

The man sold off a 1,000-tree area surrounding the park on the sly, the newspaper said.

"In order to get his friends not to tell anyone what he had done, on the afternoon of May 16, the man got friends to obtain two dogs, which they proceeded to kill on the park grounds," the report said.

"He then told the others they would have dog meat to eat that afternoon," it added.

But the plan went awry when the dog being cooked burst into flames and set fire to the park's main bathroom and then the rest of the bathrooms.

The local courts fined the man $1,252.06, the newspaper said.

New portable BBQ grills, can be found at your local Super Market parking lot. You can load it with food ( no more carrying it), and roll it right up to the fire! They even have a shelf built in to keep the food warm after cooking!

Watch-it Buster!


With all the BIG money floating around at the Poker Smokers, Drralph has hired himself a bodyguard. She's a retired Navy Walrus. ( female version of the Navy seals)

A day at the races!


And their off! (or on in this case) New races at Drralphs Poker Smoker, where finishing first is not the winning move!
Dr. Ralph and Murphy were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. Dr.Ralph says to Murphy: "I'm sure he has Petry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that." Murphy says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached the old man and Dr. Ralph said to him: "We couldn't ignore the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?" The old man said: "I'll tell you, but first you'll tell me what you think." Dr. Ralph said: "I think it's Petry Syndrome." And the old man said: "You thought, but you're wrong." Then Murphy said: "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome." And the old man said: "You thought, but you're wrong." So they asked him: "Well, what do you have?" And the old man said: "I thought I needed to fart. I thought, but I was wrong."

Thursday, July 20, 2006


Are you sure that Drralph said to do the bikini wax this way?

What Should I Do?

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Answer in comments.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Zoo'd


By 7am the crowd at San Onofre was building!

Runaway Kangaroo on the Loose

SAN CLEMENTE (Reuters) - A kangaroo named Sydney is roaming the hills of Camp Pendleton after escaping a circus near the picturesque port of Dana Point.

"This kangaroo broke loose while they were bringing him from the cages to the Big Top. He decided to take a walk," said local fisherman Steve Da Ho.

Circus staff launched a fruitless four-hour search following the escape Sunday.

Authorities have confirmed that Sydney thumbed a ride with a local character called BK to the surfing park at San Onofre. When questioned, BK claimed "Hey, he looked like any other guy thumbing a ride, so I gave him one. We had a few beers on the way to the beach. He seemed like a nice guy."

There had since been one unconfirmed sighting of the animal, renamed "Hoppy" by locals and described as two and a half to three feet tall and dark in color.

"He would be happy out there and he'll have plenty of grass, plenty of water and plenty of sunshine," animal trainer Dr. Ralph told Reuters on Wednesday as Southern California basked in near record temperatures more typical of Sydney's native Australia than California's temperate maritime climate.

Trail 6


Kamp-R-Rick, checking out the great lefts at Trail 6 this morning!

This Bud's for you


Ready for the next POKER SMOKER at Drralph's!

Tuesday, July 18, 2006


Remnants of last nights Poker Smoker at Drralphs!

FLY- BY


The Mexican Airforce does a fly-by at the SandBar.

Mason...

Hey! Who Turned Me In?

SAN ONOFRE (Reuters) - A young man who posted a photograph of himself speeding on a motorbike on the Web was tracked down and fined by Orange County Sheriffs, the San Clemente Sun reported Tuesday.

The 28-year-old, identified only as Travis, took a photo of his speedometer showing 100 mph on a dirt road in San Onofre State Park in northern San Diego county and then put it on the Web site of his local town.

Sherrif's found him three days later.

"He was trying to be a hot shot. Guys like this may not know that the authorities scan the Internet. This is a warning to them not to play games on the road and threaten their own and others people's lives," the Sun quoted sheriff's spokesman Sheriff Bob as saying.

In addition to the speeding ticket, sheriff's also discovered the motorcycle had been illegally imported from neighboring San Bernadino and was not registered -- likely leading to another hefty fine, the Sun said.

As seen by bathroom #4.

Dehydrated Surfers Back in Hospital

San Clemente, CA (UPI) Two surfers found adrift Monday in a sailboat were rehospitalized today due to dehydration from their ordeal at sea. Dr. Ralph of San Clemente General Hospital said that the men were near death, stressing that fluid balances must be kept to what is the normal minimum for each individual person. "We gave them several booster injections and they have both been on a steady flow of intravenous fluid. We will continue with injections and IVs until we can get their bodies back to their normal fluid balance" said Dr. Ralph.

Monday, July 17, 2006

THIS USE TO BE BEER!

Now THIS Is Beer!


I stocked up.

Katrina


As the reconstruction goes on in the south, the government is now separating the classes and their housing!

BEER


That about says it all!

Peace, brother.

Beer Study III

SAN CLEMENTE (Reuters) - Two men who stole a fishing boat after missing their taxi had to be rescued off the California coast where they were going in circles because they did not know how to sail.

After hours at sea, the men called what they thought was the Coast Guard for help.

"They thought they were just off the coast of Hawaii," said Leo Nus, press officer of the U.S. Coast Guard.

In fact, the two were just 12 miles north of where they started in Dana Point, Nus told reporters Monday.

Lifeboats and a helicopter were sent out to rescue the men, who were detained by Orange County Sheriffs before being released. They were identified only as BK and Tubesteak.

They were later rearrested after the boat owner discovered massivie amounts of urine in his bilge.

Typical summer day at 'Nofre.

Sunday, July 16, 2006

U.S. Hazards Assessment

Temperature / Wind
Precipitation
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Composite

Valid Monday, July 17, 2006 - Friday, July 28, 2006

Summary of Forecasts & Hazards

Click below for discussions of forecasts
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What is Politics?

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What's politics?"

Dad says, " Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs so we'll call you the People. The Nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. Now your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him, and he finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother fast asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the Nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the Nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, " I think I understand Politics now."

The father replies, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think it is."

The boy promptly answers, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is asleep, the People are being ignored, and the Future is in deep schitt."

Saturday, July 15, 2006

NEW OLYMPIC SPORT


Thanks to The generous donations by Drralph, The Olympic Committee has added Pole Dancing to the next Olympic Games.

BEER STUDY II

Tubesteak and BK were adrift in their rented boat due to an engine failure. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, BK stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of both, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.

Without giving much thought to the matter BK blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into beer!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.

Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the men considered their circumstances.

Tubesteak looked disgustedly at BK whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going idiot! Now we're going to have to piss in the boat!"

BEER STUDY

How big?


Puttzle and Drralph, talking about last nights mouse hunt!

Friday, July 14, 2006

Puzzles New Ride

Slippery When Wet


I am in the process of authoring a dictionary of phrases, for our immigrant friends who have a hard time understanding the English language.

There will be a phrase followed by a photo,(see example above).
After all a picture is worth a thousand words.

show your frizbies


The San Onofre "NUDE FRIZBIE TEAM" back from their latest match against the Team from Trail#6.

Muhammad Achmed, as mentally stabile as he is attractive, has been seen at San Onofre lately.

Anyone We Know?

SAN CLEMENTE, Ca. (SODBOD) - Sheriffs are on the lookout for members of a machete-wielding gang in angry clown make-up after a rampage of robbery and violence that left nearly two dozen people injured in a park in northern San Diego county.

The group, who said they were "juggalos," devotees of the Detroit-based rap-metal group Insane Clown Posse, attacked and robbed visitors to San Onofre Park while shouting "Woo, woo, juggalo!" to each other, according to court documents.

Prosecutors in San Diego County charged three people with assault and robbery last week, but sheriffs in the City of San Clemente said they are searching for another eight to 10 suspects who took part.

According to sheriff reports, some members of the gang wore black hooded sweatshirts or clown make-up and told victims they would "cut their heads off" with machetes. They stole cash, wallets and cell phones, the reports said.

"We don't see too many attacks like this," said Sheriff's spokesman Sheriff Bob.

Juggalos often dress in black and wear clown face paint.

You provide the words

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Generic Dough Boy


Looks like our friends from south of the border, are trying to muscle in on the action.

A Breath of fresh air


The lastest fashion being wore to a Drralph "POKER SMOKER"!

SanO Feline Feral Shark

I’ve learned that it started about 1945, when a guy named Eddie McBride used to live in a paneled truck at SanO. He lived there for many years after that, but it was about the end of WWII that he started feeding cats at SanO. He fed several generations of them, resulting in quite a colony of feral cats. The cats were quite happy to be raised mostly on fish scraps from the locals who would fillet sharks and other fish on the beach. I am told that Eddie even used to capture the cats from time to time and take them up to a vet in San Clemente for shots and any health problems.

After the nuclear plant was built, the cats took to hanging around it because of the warmth it gave off. Over time, and through generations of exposure to radiation, some shark DNA in their diet merged with the feral cat DNA to result in a species unique to San Onofre.

I had heard the story of the feline feral sharks of San Onofre, mostly from divers spear fishing at SanO. But divers are fishermen, and you know about fishermen’s tales.

I decided to do a little fishing myself on Wednesday. I paddled out on my longboard with my rod and reel and a little baggy of bait. I kept hearing a purring sound. Well, unlike those fishermen who see things but never take a picture, I had my camera with me.
The Mayor loves the internet, and he keeps track of his passwords by writing them on Post-it notes. I noticed his Disney site password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and so I asked why it was so long.

"Because," Mayor Murphy explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters."

The star of this year's luau.

There was a slight situation with the fire dancer as the fragrant aroma of burning hair filled the air.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Daily Life

I saw this picture and thought that it showed something different. A newer model Mercedes Benz, modern freeway and bridge, a hillside (what you can see of it) with green foliage growing. So many of the middle east war pictures we see are so different from our life in America. Different looking cars, different looking people, often sandy mostly barren desert areas and very different houses. This just struck me as more like the suburban America I live in. Except for the political signs, it looks just like the roads where I drive. Okay, except for the fact that it has just been bombed too.

Some wealthy guy going about his daily business in his Mercedes in Lebanon, when he has to turn around and drive the wrong way on the freeway because the bridge has just been destroyed by Israeli warplanes in reprisal for the capture of 2 soldiers and the killings of 8 others.

Moon Phase