Saturday, February 27, 2010


Old Mans was going off today


Olympic Gold!


The International Olympic Committee stunned the world this morning when they awarded U.S. President Barack Obama a gold medal for Men’s Skiing. When asked how this could be, considering that President Obama has never skied nor competed in the Olympic games, an IOC spokesman justified the decision by stating “Barack Obama is going downhill faster than anyone this year.”

Thursday, February 25, 2010

BIG BROTHER


When it comes to working for the DOD, ( Dept. of Def. ) there are a lot of perks that come along with that. There are also some down sides to the job, like my little on board friend shown in the attached photo taken from inside my GOV,
( Government Authorized Vehicle) . This is my on board surveillance camera monitored by GIS,
( Government Information Service ) this little guy can tell if you are on I-5 or if you are going to fast, and no you can not put tape over the lens.
Seem like a small price to pay and I already know how to get around the I-5 thing.
By the way the only reason I would need the 5 would be to get back to the office for lunch or quit-in time.

DON'T COME NORTH OF THE OK-KO SIGN!!!


SCIENTIFIC FACTS...


Wednesday, February 24, 2010

SUF


Creator Steve Mann demonstrates the new "Standing Foil Board"
at San Onofre. "it is a concept who's time has come." With the popularity
of stand up surfing and kayaking, this is "a natural extension" of those two
disciplines coupled with outrigger canoe riding.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

No pavement

Mouse vs Mouse Trap

Because u-tube will not load a video I am forced to use a link again.
The parallel that I am making is what would happen if the dirt at Sano was covered with pavement.

Be sure to crank up the volume and watch the entire video.

Respectfully yours: Dr. Ralph

DLSA RIDES AGAIN!


Preparing for this years festivities, the DLSA longboard
team. Uncertain of the relationship between
Mark, Katie Calkins, and Rubio, (well known Point local)
It is unclear who will actually be judging, but the outcome is certain.

Monday, February 22, 2010

Good-by


Lakers Practice Report: Kobe Bryant

(2/22/10)

Play00:05:15

Phil won't take a pay cut, Kobe won't sign a contract extension, are they both gone?

Will the Lakers build a team around Gasol and get a facilitating point guard?

San Onofre state beach closes permanently March 15th 2010


Ranger Ron Brown explains the trouble with the budget
crisis and why it is necesary to shut down the beach to
save $1.2 million dollars a year.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Summer

Hey 0 surfing summer fun


Time to look forward to summer surf and fun.

Friday, February 19, 2010

rare lagerfeld turtle washes up at Sano


A rare turtle was found on the beach near old mans this morning
@ 6:00 Am . The large reptile was fitted with a radio collar and
was being tracked by the Dept. of Fisheries.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Friday, February 12, 2010

thanks you liberal P.O.S.


Me and Archy are probably the last republicans
left in the surfing world, but I hope you people are
as sick of this prick as me and my congregation are!

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Aonther day ANOTHER INJURY!!!!!!!


Stop the madness! this poor fellas hand was alomost
amputated after a run in with a GIANT 13' long 6"thick
small water craft being paddled in the lineup at old mans.
Call your state parks safety people and make these wave
hogs stay south of dog patch!

Thurdays Injury


After a series of unfortunate incidents with "stand up paddlers"
this injury was sustained by a local man after a dangerous encounter with
a "GIANT" surfboard with a man posing as a surfer on top with a paddle.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

HELLZA POPPING

Tuesday, February 09, 2010

Another Day, Another Injury


My son was riding the new surfboard he got for his birthday at San Onofre
this afternoon on the little waves at old mans. A "stand up paddler" lost control of his board
while traversing an inside section. The board hit may sons face and caused severe
injuries as it was cut by the fins. the HUGE- out of control board could not be stopped as it cut. We can look forward to many more injuries of this type. I, for one, think these type of watercraft should be operated in a safe manner by competent people. I am directing the staff at my church to arrange a full time prayer vigil to change this new freedom for the most dangerous among us,to threaten all of us.

Monday, February 08, 2010

STOP the HATRED!!!!!!!!!!!!


Mike Reamer was assaulted by a group of unknown individuals at
the shower near bathroom four at San Onofre. He was "stand up paddling" at old mans surf break
San Onofre: a traditional longboard spot for over 80 years. Assaults of this type can not be condoned and we must work to surf together and in harmony. My suggestion is this: All stand ups take all the set waves and outside point breaks, and all prone surfers move to the outside at four doors or or north of the point but not quite to churches. What say you?
(sydney:please correct and repost my post with correct punctuation)

NOW LEGAL AT ALL BREAKS AT SAN ONOFRE!

State Parks District Superintendent Ken Kramer lifted the ban.





Sunday, February 07, 2010

Sundays Thoughts


Mark 14:51-52 NASB
A young man was following Him, wearing nothing but a linen sheet over his naked body; and they seized him. But he pulled free of the linen sheet and escaped naked.

Saturday, February 06, 2010

Creatures: "Extraterrestrial Blue Moon"

There may be hiccups in this video I apologize, it seems that u-tube has some problems.

The Known Universe



The Known Universe video* zooms out from Tibet to the limits of the observable universe and then back. You can watch in HD (select 720p and full screen).


*I do worry that I may be encroaching upon the purview of Dr. Ralph by posting this highbrow material, but hopefully he'll be okay with it.

Friday, February 05, 2010

TOUGH TOTEMS

Thursday, February 04, 2010

BAD NEWS

FINALLY

Monday, February 01, 2010

You Want Surfing?

Wetsand Surfline WaveWatch Chunsreef

Until I am removed by he who is in charge,(and you know who I mean) I will post what ever forum I choose to. Look at any of the links provided in this post,( if you know how to open them) until your hearts content.
Sincerely: RJ

Moon Phase