Tuesday, June 22, 2010

WHERE'S BK

41 comments:

goalie said...

HAW! Where's Waldo? Peace on BK.

al glee said...

We just drove into Surf beach. Blown out big time, west wind, murky water, no crowd in water, but Iwish I didn't come here. I tell you one thing, I'm never coming back.

Joey 502 said...

Thats what they did to Terry Beard when he stole Mrs Conroys purse.

Anonymous said...

Joey 502, Terry Beard is still in the big house up in Folsum.

girl giant said...

BK tried to swing with my purse at the 'Nofre luau last year, but I sat on his face and pharted.

Anonymous said...

Hello everybody, is Jim Irwin related to Steve Irwin?

popeye said...

Cowabunga,no waves, whitecaps all over the place.

laticia sanchez said...

Big Kook, good news. I'm pregnent with your child. They took an ultrasound and he looks just like you. March 23th nest year.

beach buzz said...

Oh, for gawd's sake. That's all BK needs. Someone who knows her said she's 15, and pregnent as pregnent can be.

stork said...

YOWZAH! Looks like BK'll be handing out cigars again. Good on you Kook. Only 15, not bad for an old fart.

Jimmy Beam said...

Smoke 'em if you got em.

the white owl said...

Jimmy, you light it, I'll smoke it.

Anonymous said...

Oh, are they having a baby shower for Laticia. Will it be in San Juan Capistrano??

just curious said...

Has anyone seen BK the last few days.

Wild Boyz said...

He's down south supervising young children at the Paskowitz camp.

I'm sure nothing can possibly go wrong!

sneaky pete said...

Here's what happened. BK met 15 year od Laticia Sanchez at the skareboard park. Somehow or other they fell in love. There's a 47 year difference in age. BK says Laticia makes me feel young, that's all that matters.

Anonymous said...

Geezus Khryst, BK that's jail bait. Fifteen will get twenty. Man, you gots your teat caught in a wringer alright.

BK Jr. said...

If there's grass on the field, play ball!

the prophet said...

Yeah, Jr., if they're old enough to bleed then they're old enough butcher.

eddie obregon said...

Big KOOK's re ally got his ass in a jam allright. Mr.Sanchez arrived sporting a 30 06 shot gun. He's screaming for BK's hide and meaning business. If BK gets out of this it'll be a miracle.

anon'#12 said...

Just when you thought things couldn't get worse for BK, they did. He parked his van in the cleaner's parking next to the "Rib", the guy called San Clemente towing service who hooked 'er up, dragged it to SJC where it sits at $125.00 per diem, cash only.

poor soul said...

Anon'#12, twern't for bad luck, BK wouldn't have any luck at all. What's next for him?

fund raiser central said...

HI, everyboy. Our group is interested in begining a slush fund to see BK over these trying timees. No donation too small, no donation too large. Thank you Puttzle, Dingo, Wingnut, Elroy, and everybody at the beach.

Jimmy Beam said...

please send your generous donations (cash, baby rattles, new girls skateboard, or cash) to BK fundraiser C/O rib trader S.C. 92672

thank you !

Click Me said...

Fly on shit!

confucious said...

Cick Me, what does that mean. Like, flies on dog schitt or what anyways?

tuff totems said...

Cheeze, not a wave in the ocean, that includes Old Man's. Sorry!

doug watts said...

No ones asked, but how's BK holding up since the devistating new about 15 year old Laticia's pregnency?

public defender said...

BK, in the Laticia Sanchez matter, you must call Larry H.Parker. You are involved in statutory rape. There could be some hard time here. They know where you are.

fuss budget said...

BK's keeping it on the QT,but Laticia is a fresh man in high school. Wow, there's 3 decades difference. Can you believe it. When she graduates BK will be close to seventy years old.

Anonymous said...

budget, yep. when she grada she'll be 18 her kid'll be 4. Christ, what's wrong with the big kook. he'll be lucky if he gets an old bag in her 70's

es no bueno said...

Christ Anon', when the kid graduates from HS Kook'll be 90. Holy crapp, that's no good. The poor kid gets a diploma, the father will be close to 100. Nice going BK.

JUDGE JUDY said...

Big Kook, swears he's innocent, demands DNA test.

Anonymous said...

Be strong, BK. We'll get out of this mess.

Anonymous said...

Biggest Kook, youse better get your ass downtown, pronto. They wann' talk to you about Laticia.
Or, they can come down there and pick you up. Tis is serious, okay.

Anonymous said...

BK, you're in trouble deep.

Anonymous said...

This is not good news at all. BK accused of being a common purse snatcher.

dolly dump said...

Right on! Big Kook is my kind of guy.

lucille said...

BIGKOOK, please come home it's your stepchild's birthdsay again.

Anonymous said...

This is incredulous. BK went to the 'Rib' a little while ago to have some brewskis with his bros. After three hours he came out to his van. Sone hooligans let all the air out of the tires. Boy, is he pissed.

deputy DA said...

Big KOOK, they dropped all charges. You're free to comr and go as you please. That includes crossing the border.

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