NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
Tubes, why in gawd's sake were there in the first place. Did you not see the red flags. Evites are always a harbinger of bad tidings.
Those Wilson boys can sure suck a keg dry in no time!
'Toilet', did Sal Geeze apply his distributors discount toward the keg, 'cause it twern't MGD that's for sure.
Blown out ten knot south wind. Increasing to 20 knots.
Anon', affirmatory. It is not glassy. Repeat: San Onofre is not glassy. That is all for now. All clear.
Potluck for Warz at Mission ICU. Bring a dish for admitance.
'Freeloader', what are his chances. Will he leave the hospital ever?
Its kinda like he's going to his own paddleout.
San Onofre beach. Huge unridable waves. Too choppy.
Tings' never look worse fo' 'Nofre.
Who gives a rat's ass anyway....
Warz would "leave" the party with a dish or two or three as he had been known to do on many occasion. Karma it was that killed that cat.
Tubes. Why is that wall behind you not full of those great pics you received 2 weeks ago?
Hello 'Asking', how goes the war? What an interesting question. Prolly, the obvious reply is why?Why should they be on display? This ain't no surfing museum. Wall space here is expensive. There is no such thing as a free lunch. You want wall space, well caugh up $180.00 a month. Good bye.
Tubes: Boy are you Grumpy! Or Grubby? I don't know witch one? Spruce up that room will ya? Pfahler want's to know.
St*rwarz should quit the cloves and start smoking SPLEEFS or better yet start sucking the devils dick. It's butter fer ya!
Totems: You got all those surf history books written by people that don't have a clue and you get real surf history and toss it on the shelf to gather dust. I'm done!
'Down the Road', you're done? Stick a fork in yourself to make sure. There's no *History* to surfing. The Gidge is real life history, nothing else. Period! End of Report! She puts life in the sport.
ATTENTION ATTENNTION ATTENTIONSan Onofre Surfrider Beach will be closed this weekend due to the installation of the San Onofre Surfing Club's reinstallation of their life saving defibralators. It us requested surfer's above the age of forty wear your Medicalert bracelet. Thank you.
WHY DO THE LIFEGUARDS ALLOW THEM OLD PHARTS IN THE WATER. THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME.
Same report for th past ten days. No surf blown out bad. Sorry, maybemanana en la manana.
Hello, Steve. He was an old man in his fifties. Out in the water where he didn't belong. You've seen it a dozen times. He freezed his ass off even with his Farmer John. He struggled up the berm, reached the summit, then realized something was awry. He barely made it to his van. That was it. He gave uo, called for the lifeguards, who prclaimed, "Buddy, you're having a massive heart attack". He is now in the Medical Center where he's expected to recover. In lieu of flowers, family suggests a cash donation to the American Heart Association.
Warz should have passed on paddling out and slept on the beach like I did.
'Idler', you are too wise. He's in that trauma hospital bed with oxygen tubes up his nose, and a saline tree plugged into his arm.
I wonder if Starwas is going to watch Gidget in his hospital room tonite? TMC at 6 o'cock. I'll be watching LeBROn. I figure no one will talking about The Gidget tommorw by the water cooler.
Scotch, worldwide The Gidge is number one. That's since 1956.
I remember every Thanksgiving we'd watch Bedtime for Bonzo, Gone with the Wind and Gidget.All are classics! Papa really loved em! But he was a little senile.
That sounds like the Tracy house.But all they watch there is Gidget over and over. Even on Christmas and Easter!
Hey Moon. The gidge deal was a trumped up phony and you know it! All the surf suckers bought on to it plus the public that does not know crap about surfing! Crappywood at it's best! Hell, I was there during some of the filming, what a bunch of BS for sure. Just like politics, nothing but lies! Hell, this bunch can't stand the truth and you keep it up! Why?
Hey Big Krook, I've been to the Tubesteak house and all they watch is horseracing! Are you sure you're not thinking of the Brady's from P.V.
Off to warm water, that sounds like something Corky would say,dude.
Scotch Hitchcock: "HARK! OUT OF CONDITION SURFERS OVER 4O". With all the recent tragedies at Old 'Nofre, take heed. Life 's journey is filled with peaks and velleys, but the road to the cemetery is all downhill.
Is Starwrs gonna' make it. Middle age surfers ar dropping like flies.
San Onofre is very small, very windy, 0900 Friday. That is all. for now.
Starwaz days are numbered for sure. Sorry old farts should stay out of the water or pay the ultimate price. I for sure would not want to die surfing that crappy excuse for a wave.
When Starwas checks out, can I be is Gall Bladder.
When they have his traditional paddle-out, would it not be wonderful if his Club had ukelele strummer's rendition of Aloha Oi?
tracy house compound isin 90712 near the stables
Steak is in the hospital. Should be home tomorrow.
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