NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
More of Leonard's friends movin in.
Esq, I'm stressed that I cannot get into San Onofre because of some tsunami warning. Who can I sue and for how much?
BK and Leonard are driving down the dirt road when a ranger pulls them over. The ranger says to the BK, "Do you know that you were speeding?" BK replies, "No sir, I didn't know I was speeding." Leonard then yells, "Yes you did, you knew you were speeding I've been telling you to slow down for miles." "SHUT UP!" BK says to Leonard, "Shut the hell up, just sit back and be quite."Then the ranger says, "Well since I've got you pulled over did you know that the tag on your license plate is expired?" "No sir." BK replies, "I did not know that" "WHATEVER!" Leonard yells, "I've been telling you to go get it up to date for 2 whole months now!" "Shut up" BK yells to Leonard again! "Sit back and shut up, mind your own business!"Curious, the ranger walks over to the Leonard's side of the van and asks him, "Does he always talk to you this way?" "No!" he replies, "Only when he's drinking!"
Which is morning, noon, and night.
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