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Saturday, June 18, 2011
BK Shoots
107 comments:
Ramger on Duty
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Big Kook has put on heavy duty lbs.,, hanging with bros with ball cap backwards. TWhat the hell are those gus doing with a rifle, can you believe it. Who's BK's bro with the sweeping ponytail. What's that beach coming to anyways.
THEBIGKOOK, you must lose that excess baggage before it takes tghe toll on your ticke. You could be dead by the time you hit the ground. At least if it hits you at San Ononfre beach they have those awful defibalators down there. CLEAR!
He has no zero nada fiber in his diet. He's been plugged up like a cork for the past 2 weeks and finally all hell broke loose in #4. Literally ripped him a new one.
Anon' #4, THEBIGKOOK, B.K., whatever you want to call him, you've got to see him to believe it. He is totally confused, unresponsive, n ot a care in the world. He loves San Onofre. His only upside is he makes great surfboards.
Toilet cleaners evidently forgot to lock the storage room door at #4. Kook got in there and helped himself to 3 used toilet brushes, a broom, and 300 rolls of TP. He's selling it all on Craig's List.
It's no seceret. San Diego DA has ordered a sweep for all delinquent child support fathers. You must present Exemption and Father Neglect verification. Sweepp in effect immediatly.
Yes, they did. A faithful employee shot and killed 2 swartes as they attempted to stick up the jewlry store in Costo parking lot. An eywitness said the gangsters ,"Deaerved what they got". Police are looking for a character with the alias, 'Big Kook'.
costco shooting the cops found one suspect hiding in a old camper it looked like a blood bath in there but it turned out to be red wine he was passed out not dead
Attention: Fred Swegles, we know you read San_O Daze. Keeping that in mind we suggest you nominate the Monico Jewelery store worker who did a number on the two shvartsas who were set to stick up the store. There is a motto: Do npt attempt to rob a place using a 20 caliber pustol when the employee has a Uzi semi automatic piece in the drawer.
O, for Pete's sake. The Monico employee who wasted the two would be bandits used an Uzi semi automatick. Throbbers didn't have a chance. Within half a second they were shot and killed.
Hi everybody, my heartfelt condolences to the family of the poor unarmed lad shot and killed at the jewelry store. He didn't know the he would've spent his fin al day on this planet. UZI's are deadly. He didn't have a chance, but his buddy talked him into going to the jewelry store thinking they'd walk out the store as millionairs. The two sounds as if they were from Oceanside.
'Coroner's Office', I think you might have something here. Two shvarts's in San Juan Capistrano, well that isn't right, if you know what I mean, and I know you do. Pull a hiest, hop in the car with the money, then head back home to Oceanside. Think it over.
Good question. Who's next? He shall be from San Onofre. Older guy, stroke victim. Waliking up the beach looking for handout. Wham! Dead before he hits ground, So sorry....
Dr.Embolism. you are describig g the ig Big Kook, aren't you? Well, I saw hoim at the fun eral yestgedrday, aznd hed was eatig hot dogs, guzing brewskis as if tghe were no tomorrow. Viewn s were bulging on his neck, oh it was terrible. Talk about a stroke vikc tge, well he's a candidate. There was a lot of old guys with ponytails, their hair gray, and thinning. They all played ukeleles. I don't look foward to b ecoming old. Tgray hair was bad, but their jowels were unsightly, however, n o one could top BK's jowl. Lots of spider veins on their nose. .
That funeral was nothing but fat old men with gray facial hair that went out in the 70's. Liver spots from some damage were in abundance. Many were bleeding profusely from arm dings and blood thinners. Funny how the bald ones are so attached to their pony tails.
Well, the Paddle Out was too much for BK. He departed the Hermosa Pier; had a small stroke, but refused treatment from County Lifeguards. The poor fellw, because of high pressur, popped a vessel in his nose and thet couldn 'they couldn't stop the flow of blood/ For a while it didn't look good.
Hey Mike, hoe's it hangen', bro? Bik KOOK is a mess nowadays. Simply put, he drinls to much. Alcohol and the hot sun don't mix. It'll be a miracle if he makes it through the hot summer. He is a walking keg of dynamite.
IMMEDIATE WORK AVAILABLE for qualified volunteers. Surfer Row banners must be hoisted today. If ac c epted you will recieve box lunch consisting of a bologna sandwich and an orange. Club members preffered.
The guys were all at camp. No one wanted to room with BK, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they agreed to take turns.
The first guy slept with BK and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said "Man, what happened to you? He said "BK snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night".
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing - hair all standing up, eyes bloodshot. They said "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that BK shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Leonard's turn. Leonard was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?" He said "Well, we got ready to sleep. I went and tucked BK into bed, patted him on the butt and kissed him good night. BK sat up and watched me all night".
Could not believe it. At 'Nofre yesterday BK cut a hugh fart, and his nose began bleeding prfusly, they couldn't stop it. What in hell is wrong with him anyways?
Young Stud, I think we were at the same parade. Those old timers won't give up. Did you see the old fool with his ball cap tilted sideways to gain attention. He sure looked goofy. They all drive around in reconditioned model 'A' Fords. Them old timers are sure messed up, ain't they.
Filming begins Monday at San Onofre, Old Man's. Featured players & extras report at 6:00 AMa ready for work. Studio catering truck arrives at 7:00 AM. Union workers stay home.
There were a gazallion surf stars at OCTavern's banner day celebration led by Big Kook and his disciples. It was classic, however, if you weren't there you didn't belong there. Club Luau clming up. Get your tickets early. Don't be shutout.
I believed or thought I was disoriented and the victim of a bizarre dream and I believe I paced in and out of the room and possibly into one of the other rooms. I may have re-examined it, finally believing that this was true.
107 comments:
Big Kook has put on heavy duty lbs.,, hanging with bros with ball cap backwards. TWhat the hell are those gus doing with a rifle, can you believe it. Who's BK's bro with the sweeping ponytail. What's that beach coming to anyways.
'Ranger', beats the living crappola out of me.
OH SHIT!
YIKES! One of those dudes calld Big Kook 'Homes'.
The target was a photo of Leonard.
That Knuclehead's going to shoot himself in the foot. You'll see.
git 'er done izzy
BK and Leonard are trying to land an airplane.
They start descending and as they touch the ground the Leonard screams to BK, "BK, pull up, the runaway is ending!"
He swiftly gets the plane back up in the air.
They make a big turn and start descending again.
The moment they touch the ground, Leonard screams again, "Get the plane up, BK, the runaway is ending!"
BK swiftly gets the plane back up in the air. They make a big turn and start descending again. This goes on again and again...
During their fourth descent Leonard says, "This is so dumb, BK, they build this huge and expensive airport but with such a short runaway."
"I know," answers BK, "But look how wide they made it!"
The deal is with BIGKOOK if it weren't for bad luck BK wouldn't have any luck at all.
BIGKOOK and Leonard. Modern day real life Laurel and Hardy.
Hr drinks, he drives, now he has a gun.
M.A.D.D., you said a mothful. Thankms.
How many chanes does BK have b efore he kills anothr?
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Hey, OB,how's it hangen' bro?
BK must stop drinking alcohol. He's become a full-time souse. Please stop BIG
KOOK.
THEBIGKOOK, you must lose that excess baggage before it takes tghe toll on your ticke. You could be dead by the time you hit the ground. At least if it hits you at San Ononfre beach they have those awful defibalators down there. CLEAR!
Old man safe after being trapped in beach toilet. Mark Reynolds a.k.a. Big Kook rescued by lifeguards when unable to open public urinal door.
I think he was taking a massive dump.
Anon' #3, you got that right. It was that spectacular effort that caused him to be rushed to the ER for stitches.
He has no zero nada fiber in his diet. He's been plugged up like a cork for the past 2 weeks and finally all hell broke loose in #4. Literally ripped him a new one.
A-Fissure, BK is a walking time bomb waiting to go off.
I don't get it.
Anon' #4, THEBIGKOOK, B.K., whatever you want to call him, you've got to see him to believe it. He is totally confused, unresponsive, n ot a care in the world. He loves San Onofre. His only upside is he makes great surfboards.
Toilet cleaners evidently forgot to lock the storage room door at #4. Kook got in there and helped himself to 3 used toilet brushes, a broom, and 300 rolls of TP. He's selling it all on Craig's List.
'Grand Theft' is that Craig Ephram's List by any chance. Big Kook stepped on the loading dock scale. He now weighs 360 lbs.
Craig Ephram has made a fortune off of fellows like BIGKOOK selling hot goods off his list.
KNOCK, KNOC
WHO'S THERE?
BRAN EPHRIAM
BRIAN EPHRIAM WHO?
Brian Ephriam,CPA, DVD, MD, Esq. went out with yesterdays trash.
Hey now, is Brian Ephriam in reality SydeyCarton Esq.?
Although the resemblance is uncanny,Ephriam and Carton are not related.
All of you are in for the surprise of your life this summer.
And, what might that be Inspector?
'Expectant Father', you must come see me for forgiveness.
It's no seceret. San Diego DA has ordered a sweep for all delinquent child support fathers. You must present Exemption and Father Neglect verification. Sweepp in effect immediatly.
I know three for sure who are delinquent in child support.
BK was rounded up in the sweep with a six figure sum of delinquent child support.
Padre Dowden, you can fool some of the people some of ythe time, but you cant fool all the people all the time,
Swoosie, BK is on his way to debtor's prison. This tinme he won't escape.
The Legen ds of San Onofre will be realesed tomorrow, Friday, AM.Warning
BK is on the Legend's Roster.
LEGE3NDS OF SAN ONOFRE ROSTER
Terry BEARD
Jeff LUTON
Brian EPHRIAM
Freddie the LEGEND
Big KOOK
Craig EPHRIAM
Colby KLIINK
Leonard TURNER
Al GEE
Officer BOB
Please notify your Webmiester BK is yesterday's coffee grounds. Move on to Leonard Turner, for gawd's sake..Thank you.
On your Legend's Roster yo must include Jesus of San Onofre.
BIG TROUBLE AT COSTCO BE ON ALERT
Yes, they did. A faithful employee shot and killed 2 swartes as they attempted to stick up the jewlry store in Costo parking lot. An eywitness said the gangsters ,"Deaerved what they got". Police are looking for a character with the alias, 'Big Kook'.
We know for sure that BIGKOOK always hits his target.
BK is suffering from reactions to 'monosodium glutamate,accoring to his case worker appointed b y the County.
costco shooting the cops
found one suspect
hiding in a old camper
it looked like a blood bath
in there but it turned out
to be red wine he was passed out
not dead
Sol Price, why in heaven would anyone sit in a camper guzzling cheap wine from a cardboard container. He or she must seek help fast.
Attention: Fred Swegles, we know you read San_O Daze. Keeping that in mind we suggest you nominate the Monico Jewelery store worker who did a number on the two
shvartsas who were set to stick up the store. There is a motto: Do npt attempt to rob a place using a 20 caliber pustol when the employee has a Uzi semi automatic piece in the drawer.
O, for Pete's sake. The Monico employee who wasted the two would be bandits used an Uzi semi automatick. Throbbers didn't have a chance. Within half a second they were shot and killed.
Hi everybody, my heartfelt condolences to the family of the poor unarmed lad shot and killed at the jewelry store. He didn't know the he would've spent his fin al day on this planet. UZI's are deadly. He didn't have a chance, but his buddy talked him into going to the jewelry store thinking they'd walk out the store as millionairs. The two sounds as if they were from Oceanside.
'Coroner's Office', I think you might have something here. Two shvarts's in San Juan Capistrano, well that isn't right, if you know what I mean, and I know you do. Pull a hiest, hop in the car with the money, then head back home to Oceanside. Think it over.
Fifty three non-sensical comments. Here's my arm gimme' a break.
Why do they not switch the name of this confounded BLOG to BK-O Daze. Huh, answer that.
BK and DAZE do fit well together.
So I go to Granny's paddle out yesterday hosted by Grand Marshall level 5 Legend Don Craig.
Paramedics standing by.
Average age of attendee: 87.
More of a who's who for the next paddle out.
Good question. Who's next? He shall be from San Onofre. Older guy, stroke victim. Waliking up the beach looking for handout. Wham! Dead before he hits ground, So sorry....
BP 220/180. Large puffy red face. Seething with anger.
Dr.Embolism. you are describig g the
ig Big Kook, aren't you? Well, I saw hoim at the fun eral yestgedrday, aznd hed was eatig hot dogs, guzing brewskis as if tghe were no tomorrow. Viewn s were bulging on his neck, oh it was terrible. Talk about a stroke vikc tge, well he's a candidate. There was a lot of old guys with ponytails, their hair gray, and thinning. They all played ukeleles. I don't look foward to b ecoming old. Tgray hair was bad, but their jowels were unsightly, however, n o one could top BK's jowl. Lots of spider veins on their nose. .
Kook's cholesterol is off the charts, over 500. He needs a double quintuple bypass now.
That funeral was nothing but fat old men with gray facial hair that went out in the 70's. Liver spots from some damage were in abundance. Many were bleeding profusely from arm dings and blood thinners. Funny how the bald ones are so attached to their pony tails.
Well, the Paddle Out was too much for BK.
He departed the Hermosa Pier; had a small stroke, but refused treatment from County Lifeguards. The poor fellw, because of high pressur, popped a vessel in his nose and thet couldn 'they couldn't stop the flow of blood/ For a while it didn't look good.
Hey Mike, hoe's it hangen', bro? Bik KOOK is a mess nowadays. Simply put, he drinls to much. Alcohol and the hot sun don't mix. It'll be a miracle if he makes it through the hot summer. He is a walking keg of dynamite.
BIGKOOK is set to inherit $30 million from a long lost aunt. However, he must prove that he is a citizen of good standing.
IMMEDIATE WORK AVAILABLE for qualified volunteers. Surfer Row banners must be hoisted today. If ac c epted you will recieve box lunch consisting of a
bologna sandwich and an orange. Club members preffered.
hi guys. i'm off for the summer.
That's great Mason. Come down, help us hoist high the banners.
cool! does my dad get a banner?
mason, yes he does, it shall be hoisted near Big Helyns.
I thought BK's banner was at Big Helyns. Or was it the sheriff's sub station?
'Step from Vehicle, it seems everything BK touches tuurns to schitt.
Hello Putzle, anyone home?
The guys were all at camp. No one wanted to room with BK, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they agreed to take turns.
The first guy slept with BK and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said "Man, what happened to you? He said "BK snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night".
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing - hair all standing up, eyes bloodshot. They said "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that BK shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Leonard's turn. Leonard was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?" He said "Well, we got ready to sleep. I went and tucked BK into bed, patted him on the butt and kissed him good night. BK sat up and watched me all night".
Keep it going boys. We're coming up on
100.
la di da
Could not believe it. At 'Nofre yesterday BK cut a hugh fart, and his nose began bleeding prfusly, they couldn't stop it.
What in hell is wrong with him anyways?
Anon', the cliche is, "Well, la di da. You must include 'Well'.
The only way to stop the serpent is to cut off it's head. 'Hey BK, come here for a minute, I want to show you something.
Nothing worse than old guys sporting gray, thinning,swept back in a ponytail. Old guys are in their 60's and 70's. It is humiliating.
Speaking of old guys, what ever became of Murphy?
Young Stud, I think we were at the same parade. Those old timers won't give up. Did you see the old fool with his ball cap tilted sideways to gain attention. He sure looked goofy. They all drive around in reconditioned model 'A' Fords. Them old timers are sure messed up, ain't they.
I make a fortune off of them old guys.
'The Donald', you desrve it. Those Cling wrap guys just won't let go.
Hey, what's the hokd-up on the 241 toll road. im tired of spending hard earned money on gas a $4.00 gallon. Get it right this time.
There once was a pervert named Weiner
Who had a perverted demeanor.
Forced from the Hill
For acting like Bill,
Now Congress is one weiner leaner
One more time, okay.
There once was a Rabbi from Keats
Who could circumsise very neat
But, on the Passover they kicked
His ass over
He was selling the clippings
For meat
Ta Da
Filming begins Monday at San Onofre, Old Man's. Featured players & extras report at 6:00 AMa ready for work. Studio catering truck arrives at 7:00 AM. Union workers stay home.
Will someone plfase step up to th plate and hit a home run. This blog has hit the skids.
The new banners are up!
Can someone please tell me Tubesteaks is next to the Mexi-mart?
There were a gazallion surf stars at OCTavern's banner day celebration led by Big Kook and his disciples. It was classic, however, if you weren't there you didn't belong there. Club Luau clming up. Get your tickets early. Don't be shutout.
Reef Riders and free beer at the luau.
Yowzah! T-Bird, however, the Club jacked the prices up to $30.00 cash to attend te Luau this year. There's no way that's free suds.
Ahem. Free Schlitz for the band and their entourage. Theres an angle for you, bird.
BIGKOOK'S disciples are Leonsrd,
Steve Roth, Freddie the Legend, Al Gee, Brian Ephriam, Colby Klink, Terry Beard,
and a host of others.
Dude, count me in on BK's entourage.
Doug Watts if you're a 'yes man' you are a member of BK's new team.
Most frustrating of all,
I couldn't comment on YOUR posts!
So: I was there! I loved your post!
Ah Summer;
Murphy, you're old enough to remember, a post is a phartt. Like, in the farting post. Remember. I knew you would.
I believed or thought I was disoriented and the victim of a bizarre dream and I believe I paced in and out of the room and possibly into one of the other rooms. I may have re-examined it, finally believing that this was true.
Murphy #100, do you know what graphics are in writing, especially narritive? If not check it out.
Murphy's on substances again.
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Patriot, love your style. I hope you continue on. San -O Daze is your stomping grounds, AFAIC.
BIGKOOK bites the BIGONE
How many more weeks of BK shooting a gun must we put up with? Whats wrong with you Putzle?
BK, don't let these jerks get on your case.U.B.U,
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