Wednesday, June 15, 2011

A Real Tearjerker

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wanna bang judge #2. She is hot. I have seen her in porn films. My friend Arty Tan watches her all the time.

Talent Unlimited USA said...

Anon', there's a story somewhere out there. I think the lad is on his way to be the next Pavarrati. Thank you.

Little Kook said...

So BK is in the hospital recovering when he signals the head nurse that he has a problem. When the nurse arrives she says, "What's the problem? BK says, "Promise you won't laugh at me?" The nurse says, "Hey, they modeled nurse Ratchet in One Flew Over the Coo Coo's Nest after me.
BK lifts his hospital gown and reveals his miniature schwantz. The nurse is so over come with laughter about BK's 1/4 inch dick she falls about laughing. When she recovers she says looking at his dick, " I'm so sorry. What is the problem? BK replies, "It's swollen!"

Inspector General said...

Look, that's a Paskowitz. Don't let them hoodwink you.

Emilio Zapata VII said...

I am so sick of SUP'rs it makes me want to vomit my guts up. I'd love to find out who started it at San Onofre in the first place, however, I think it was Dave Daum who was sinking fast, thought it would save his carreer. Well, it didn't. Well, he's had it. One of these fine days someone's going t get impaled with one of them paddles. I understand Tony's going to rent inflatable canvas surf mats this summer.

Virginia Dare said...

Gawd, I watched Cohoi perform and coldn't stop weeping. He is truly a wonderfuly gifted person.

Tanya Hatding said...

Emilio, I concur. They should take one of those SUP paddles, go up and down that stupid beach, beat the living hell out of those snarling dogs.

Jian Ruvers said...

The bro is awsome. Thankms Dingu.

Sano Steamer said...

I stepped in huge pile of shit this morning while trotting to my daily surf at the point.

There was toilet paper with it.

Anonymous said...

Okay, Steamer. So what was the outcome. Ibet it was that white Lab that dropped it while his master was surfing 'Point'.

William Morris said...

Choi Sung-BAK, We give you 3 thumbs up.

Noxious Dump said...

Did you know that if you eat a box of fruitloops your turds will be kind of an aqua color the next day?

w.c.fields said...

Hey, BIGKOOK, is that your nose or are you eatimg a b aked swwet potayoe?

Dead Surfer said...

W.C., it looks like a giant sea cucucumber.

Lobby Bombard said...

Ahem, blah blah blah, ahem.

Anonymous said...

CONTRIBUTORS

Fats Flannighan
Dr. Ralph
Bill W.
Sweet-N-Low
Dingo
Clem
Sydney Carton, Esquire
Huevos Rancheros
ANGRYWHITEMAN
puttzle
THEBIGKOOK

Uncle Lucifer said...

WEhat is the deal with Linkedin. I can't be;ieve it. I have 550 friends. I don't need no new friends. I want new enimies. That's correct. New enemies..

Anonymous #2 said...

CONTRIBUTORS

Freddy the Legend
Jed Morouse
Terry Beard
Rusty
Darryl 'Doggie' Diamond
Al Gee
THRBIGKOOK
Lobby Bombard
Dennis Dowden
Craig Ephriam
Harry Krotch

Dino said...

whatever became of the Dowden boys?

KEEPER said...

Dino, you haven't heard? They've been insyituinilized.

Blog Moniter said...

keeper, did you meam institutionilized?

No Excuses said...

BIGKOOK, put his application for wook at the State. He's been hired. His duties will be to man the Toll Booth Wed. through Fr., and on Sat & Sun. he will the Brach Snitch working closely with Rangers and lifeguards. He assured the State he will run that beach with an iron fist. So, good luck you rowdy surfers.

Corky's Mortuary said...

Methinks there's a swell on the way due tomorrow SAturday causing waves up to 6' feet in height. Unless you're an accomplished surfer be aware. San Onofre does't need any dead surfers. This is not a laughing matter.
Paddle out fees are $550.00 effective 7/1/11.

Corky's Mortuary said...

Methinks there's a swell on the way due tomorrow SAturday causing waves up to 6' feet in height. Unless you're an accomplished surfer be aware. San Onofre does't need any dead surfers. This is not a laughing matter.
Paddle out fees are $550.00 effective 7/1/11.

Anonymous said...

Lo! Behold, Corky! There is death certificate, urn, State disposal fees, transportation to and from resident, hospital, hospice, or coronerts office. It is quite higher than $550.00, closer to $3,500.00. BTW, love your column.

Hal Dairywimople said...

They already fired BIGKOOK for some serious attitude problems. He has filed a suit with Larry H. Dowden for wrongful termination.

Rush Limbaugh said...

Well, Hal this is not the first time they've had a problem with THEBIGKOOK..It appears he has chronic problems with his
*serious attitude* problem. Will it ever improve, well, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

Anonymous said...

I just returned home from SAN O. When I left BK was mooching chicken franks from the Mexis at Dogpatch

lerry lopez said...

BK, you are so full of it. SUP is so boring.

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