Sunday, June 05, 2011

Unauthorized Immigrants in the U.S.

There were an estimated 11.1 million unauthorized immigrants living in the United States in March 2009, a number that declined by about a million since 2007, according to Pew Hispanic Center estimates. Although they are more geographically dispersed than in the past, most live in California, Texas, Florida, New York, Illinois and New Jersey. The vast majority of unauthorized immigrants come from Mexico and other Latin American countries. They are more likely than legal immigrants or U.S.-born residents to be in their 20s and 30s.

Report: U.S. Unauthorized Immigration Flows Are Down Sharply Since Mid-Decade.

66 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nice segue from a giant piece of shit to illegal Mexicans.

Bill W. said...

what the f is a segue? lets remember we are dealing with ordinary people.

Drive Time DJ said...

Bill W., a segue is just that. We're going to segue from news into music. Or,
we're going to segue from Top 40 into sports. I hope that helps.

Romona from Pamona said...

This is gotdamn wonderful, when do they hang the banners? I want to steal a Corky Carroll one..

Altar of Thor said...

I thunked they got rid of that lout, =W=.
Wah' happened?

DUH! said...

Ordinary people, Bill, or flat out retards?

A segue ( /ˈsɛɡweɪ/) is a smooth transition from one topic or section to the next.

Obama 2012 said...

Thier is no such thing as illgel or undocumanted we are all humen beans and mexacans are big contrabuters to america.

Lord's Blessing said...

What in hell has happened to this once powerful surfing Blog, for chrissake, anyways?

Obama 2012 said...

Thanks to obama they can now come out of shados and take what is writfuly theres.

El Granja Senor said...

Obama 2012, why is it when they sneak into our country and reap the benefits, it's fine. But, when we go down to TJ and have to take a leak and urinate in the street they throw our ass in jail. Explain that.

Obama 2012 said...

Because mexaco is a very clean county and the peaple are very clean to.

El Granja Senor said...

OH!

Dr. BM said...

If the world ever needed an enema, they'd go in through Tijuana.

Pharos Catacombs said...

All banners shall be plced at the south end of town where the ot of work subs reside.

Pig Farmer's Daughter said...

My live-in stud is an out of work electrician because he refuses to join some stupid union.

Anonymous said...

A word or phrase is pejorative if it implies contempt or disapproval. The adjective pejorative is synonymous with derogatory and dyslogistic (noun: dyslogism) (antonyms: meliorative, eulogistic, noun eulogism). Dyslogisms such as "pea-brain" and "bottom-feeder" are words and phrases essentially pejorative by their nature. Although pejorative means much the same thing as disparaging, the latter term may be applied to a look or gesture as well; in the evocative language of gesture, it may not be easy to distinguish a disparaging gesture from a dismissive or merely skeptical one.

Slappy O'Toole said...

Hey, Anon', whom are you calling
pea-brain? I resent tha remark. I have an education and ptoud of it. So, what's your credentials.

Riders of Doom said...

One of these days BK will drink and drive $ wind up killing some innocent person. BK, you should get some antibuse you kill yoursrf. Maslaughter is gettng 15 to 20 here in Pregon.

Terry Sober Beard said...

It's Russian roulette every time BK leaves that beach. He can't hardly walk when ol blue fires up and barrels down that dirt road.

Othello's Tomb said...

Alcohol is a disease. It cannot be helped. It will follow him to the grave. Beware, you could be his next victim.

Hall of Illusion said...

BK has three strikes against him. One more strike and he'll be Terry Beard's
cell mate. Won't that be cozy.

tubulator2011 said...

Please, no Liklenden friends. Likenden is worse than Facebook which is horrible. Why don't you lonely people join a club.

Gloria Alred said...

Smaller than yesterday. Blown out south wind.Waves have no shape. Wrong tide. It is a poor surfing day at San Onofre State Beach. Good luck.

Somebodys Daughter said...

I am friends with BK on Facebook, Tweeter, Linkedin, My Face, and Ashley Madison.com.

Heather said...

I just got a tweet from BK with a picture of a giant bulge in his BVDs.

In the BACK of his BVDs.

Riders of Doom said...

Heather, that is so repulsive. Why do you have to remind us? BK is 2 bricks short of a full pallet.

Monkey Boy said...

When will all this nonsense cease? Get back to surfboard riding.

Gates of Slumber said...

BK, change is difficult.

Wrath of God said...

You must rid San-O Daze of your racist remarks. You are stirring the pot when it don't need to be stirred....

Johnny said...

Can anyone tell me if BK is on classmates.com?

He was the school yard bully and took my lunch money for beer.

Grapes of Wrath said...

It's time to move on. Shitt or get off the pot.

Captain's Anchorage said...

Grapes, that has already taken place behind # 4

Anonymous said...

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Nephew Leonard said...

Anon' #4, you must put that to a song. Call it the Alphabet Song.

Messiah said...

SUP are as worthless as the geeks who wear leshes.

W.C.Fields said...

I do use a paddle, but that don't make me no kook. I wear swim fins, but that don't make me no scuba diver. I wear Speedo-s that dont make ,but that don't make me no swimmer.

Rabbi on Duty said...

Hey Messiah, KMMFA.

Pinche Pendejo said...

Damnit, I work my butt off in the tire shop all week long, my day off comes, and there ain't no waves at 'Nofre. What's going on here anyway?

99 week unemployment said...

Whadya mean you work? No one at Sano works.

Grand Pooba said...

99 week Unemployment, that's no biggie. No one at San Onofre can surf either.

Surfer's Priority said...

Volunteers needed to hang high "Surfer's Row" banners on El Camino Real. San Onofre Club members will be given top priority. A box lunch will be provided.

Jr.Sessions said...

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La La LaRue said...

June 29, 2011 OC tavern.

Masked Jockey said...

Here's the winner of today's Belmont Stakes. SEABISCUIT.

Oscar Myer said...

Unfortunatly I am an out of work surf bum, and was told I might be eligible for
supplemental income for Surfrider Foundation help. Anybody know whom I might contact there. Thank you.

COWABUNGA said...

SURF'S UP!

Blog Director said...

Hey, Web master, why don't you change the sheets. Your Mexicans are yesterday's coffee grounds, if you know what I mean, and I know you do, don't you.

Othello's Tomb said...

Oscar, try Corky Carroll he may have answers for you. There are many 'old timers' collecting that free money for life.

The Reverend said...

I want to be everyones friend.

Obama 2012 said...

BK walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job!"

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
Chauffeur and bodyguard.....for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to
drive around in his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL550 and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.... and this is rather awkward to say, but you will also have to, as part of your job assignment, satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20s and has a rather strong sex drive."

BK, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well ...... You started it."

Jennie Craig said...

Good for the Social Worker. He weighs well over 300 lbs. Maybe he'll go on that quick weight loss diet so he can get work.
Tere's nothing worse than dropping dead from morbid obesity.

Lap Band said...

300 pounds? Half that beach weighs over 300!

Free Clinic said...

'Lap Band', get to work, help the obese. BK is now the size of the Goodyear blimp. His a candidate for a massive stroke. 'Lap Band', please hel[p the poor soul before it's too late.

Elmer Dills said...

BK has put 17 restaurants and bars out of business simply by devouring $75 worth of food during happy hour each night while getting someone else to buy him a beer.

He also plugs the toilet and wrecks the plumbing.

Anonymous said...

Elmer, he is a big time glutton. They saw him yesterday and say he's fatter than a X-Mass goose, however, there are people who swear he's not a pound over 160.

Eddie the Geek said...

Don't nobody know how to get off that argy-bargy. This racist facad is an embarrassment.

Nutrasystems said...

This blog is about BK, not beaners.

Temple of Death said...

'Nutrasystem', you damn tooting. I seen him yesterday where there was free grub and suds, and, boy, did he help hisself. He does weigh a ton. He sovels in food and gulps any, and, all brewskis. It made me nervous watching him. He has gaine 60 lbs.

Man vs Food said...

I've seen him at the all-you-can-eat hot wing night down in DP and not only fill up his belly, but walk out the door with a 33 gallon hefty bag full of grub stuffed under his coat.

Open Casket said...

'Man v Food', that is a sin to eat like that. He ain't going to lose that weight like that. No way, Santa Fe!.

dos ton antonio said...

you can call me anything but don't call me late to dinner

Coroner's Office said...

'Two Ton Tony', how ihell is that going to help Big Fatso's eating disorder? As
long as those San Onofre people supply him with free beers he ain't going to lose that huge gut. BK kinows a good deal when he sees it. 'Nofre is his meal ticket.

Feast of the Dead said...

BK should be pitied rather than scorned.

Orphan's Grave said...

Hey, BK, soup's on. Come and get it.

Squid Face said...

Hey, leave the poor sap be. He just ain't right.

Death Warmed Over said...

Right now BK is at the 'Rib" for Happy Hour loading his plate with free buffalo hot wings. And, some kook is paying foe his brews.

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