Friday, July 01, 2011

Who's route is this? A guessing game.

This is the route. Your job is to correctly guess who is using this route and for what purpose. Temecula is just a stopover, not the final destination.

81 comments:

Anonymous said...

the route of dennis dowden

Anonymous said...

Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia," but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against Dennis Dowden when death is on the line!"

Anonymous said...

I don't know what that means, but neither of you are correct.

Anonymous #4 said...

Anon' #2, what's a Dennis Dowden. Anything like a Brian Ephriam or what.

Anonymous said...

He is a self-made man and worships his creator.

Anonymous #45 said...

Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?

Altar of Thor said...

Anon' #45, tell it like it is.

Throne of Zues said...

Dennis Dowden returned after scrotum surgery.

Amanda Queen of All said...

Who's scrotum?

Weeping Angel said...

Who is Dennis Dowden anyways. It sounds like a whisper.

Doc Balls said...

Brian Ephriam's

Nuclear Waste said...

Well Duh!

That's the route the Sheriff will use in delivering BK to Chino State Prison.

puttzle said...

Close.

Moat of Souls said...

The B ig Kook is our Savior. He preaches good things.Dennis Dowden is his earthly apostle. Anon, what are Doc's balls, how much do they weigh.

No Respect said...

A post with BK gets 107 comments while a post of Tubesteak gets 3?

r bk n tube 1 in the same? said...

yeah, wtf?

Enrico Fermi said...

Hey, instead of turning inland at Oceanside, just keep going straight and dump that radioactive shit in Mexico.

An even trade for all of the freeloading criminals they've sent here.

Angel of Mercy said...

R BK & Tube, I just dunno, except Big Kook
is loved and cherished up and down the coast.

AL Gee, Esq. said...

Mark Reynolds, a.k.a. BK, THEBIGKOOK, Big Kook, Atascadero mental evaluation released this Tuesday, 8:00 AM sharp. You ain't gonna' believe it. He's bordering idiot/moron mentality.

Mayo Clinic said...

I saw BK's IQ result. His IQ is 42. Not good at all.

Inbred Jed said...

Under 70: Very mentally retarded
71-80: Mentally retarded
81-90: Slightly slow to grasp change
91-110: Normal level of intellect
111-120: High Intelligence
121 - 150: Very high intelligence
150++: Exceptional intelligence
170++: Genius

Anonymous said...

Your average rock has an IQ of 50.

Jed's 1st Cusin said...

BK's mentality is lower than a rock. Can you imagin that. Well, I can.

THEBIGKOOK said...

Hey youse a-holes. I have tested consistently since age 9 an IQ above 150. You can all kiss my a...

Leonard Turner said...

I am a moron and darn proud of it, dag nab it!

Joe's Asphalt Co. said...

Howdy, nieghbors. When Nark was a baby he was dropped on his head, osequentlyh his softg spot litterly tured tn mush. Presentlyh; he has Leonard lead him around San Onofre.

Big Lotto Winner said...

Dennis Dowden, Leonard, BK, and Jed's first cousin are a team destined to clean up San Onofre State Beach frever.

MENSA said...

Over 150 is BK's Diastolic blood pressure since age 9, not his IQ.

Dr.Dowden said...

Jeeszus Mensa, BK is a walking time bomb. He'll be at San Onofre loaded to the gills, mooching food and brewskis from the unwary. BY 4:00 PM HIS skyrocket to 220/98.

ICU said...

Holy Toledo! Big Kook is here at Onofre. The lifeguards thimk it's either
a amyoinfarc or a major stroke. Whichever it is he will be debilitaded indefinatly. Good luck to you, Big Kook. At the Point thievining the are conducting a candle light vigil for you.

ER said...

beep...beep...beep...baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...CLEAR...ZAP..baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...CLEAR...ZAP...baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...we lost him.

Father of the Bride said...

Surf Club is conducting a shove out for him. Details to follow. Thank you.

Inspector Dowden said...

That BK is at 'Nofre and has eveyoe on that beach pissed at him.

Substatatiopn said...

Holy crappola. BK wnnt into the "Rib" for a bracer, he said he needed one because he felt edgy. He knocked it dow, belced, and walked vack outside, and the owner of the parking lot had a Denver Boot installede. Heck, he can't drive his van.

Marcia Clark said...

If it doesn't fit, you must acquit.

$$$ said...

Skillman said his presence has crashed his property value.

Sandy Krotch said...

$$$, that ain't nuttin'. BK was at 'Nofre today. His BP was so high he had to lay down. While he was out somebody snuck up to the rear of his blue van, on the
rear window, with their finger wrote, WASH ME.

Dr.Dowden said...

I was there. BK complained to the Ranger he felt disoriented. Rangr 'X' took his pressire, it was sky high. Ranger 'X' asked if BK had ayone to drive him home. BK told Ranger 'X'he had no one. Ranger 'X' said lay down, we'll recheck your BP in 30 minutes, maybe it'll go down sone. Well it never went down. I'm afraid he'll have another nosebleed. I don't know what to.

Huevos Rancheros said...

PUNT!

Sand In The Gearbox said...

Sandy, that is horrible!

What is wrong with people nowadays?

Mortician said...

Does San-O Daze have an y idea the highest BK's pressure has ever reached, and does his face ever become purple.

Blown Aneurysm said...

When is his face NOT purple?

Mr. B.K. Rogers said...

‎"It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor. Would you be mine? Could you be mine? It's a neighborly day in this beautywood, a neighborly day for a beauty. Would you be mine? Could you be mine? I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you, I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you."

Anonymous said...

'Anuerism', whan it has a gray pallor like he was just enbalmed.

Ruptured spider vein. said...

BK is like a ray of golden sunshine on a cloudy day and yet you guys always pick on him?

In the Kn ow said...

'Spider Vein', you've got to play the winning hand. Big Kook is a winner. You know how far Al Gee, Paul Carter, or OB, would go Think it over.

S.T.D. said...

Speaking of OB, where is he?

Eroy said...

'STD', you said it all. Where is BK? Prolly' waxing BK's board.

Dry Beach said...

Paul Carter dropped San Onofre like a bad habit and Al Gee is Hawaiian.

Death's Temple said...

'Dry Beach', good ridfdance to bad rubbish. What ever happened to the good old days when San Onofre was a surfers beach?

Sydney Carton, Esquire said...

Enrico Fermi was right. It' the route of four enormous "lightly" (wonder how that's defined) radioactive nuclear components will take from San Onofre.

http://www.nctimes.com/news/local/sdcounty/article_205edfd9-b9c2-5dcf-bb4a-3fcc2a1e38c1.html

Enrico Fermi said...

What do I win?

Astonished in Lompoc said...

O, for the love of Mike, Sydney, Esq., San-O Daze is a surfboard riding information center, now you've opened the proverbial 'can of worms'. Now, you'll get every Tom, Dick, and Harry, editorializing on every pissy ass subject under the sun. See what you started.

Anonymous said...

Why don't they put the crap on a barge, tow a 1/4 mile north and blow that surf beafbeach to smithereens, and get rid of those barking dogs.

Kings Jowl said...

Look loudmouth, I have every C onsitutional right to take my 'Sweetums' to San Onofre. If you mess 'Sweetums' I'll blow your gotdamn head off. I pack a Uzi semi automatic. Rat tat taty tat. You're wasted, got that mothersucker!

Murphy said...

@}-;-'---
(Rose)

Leonard Turner said...

I had just come out of the store with two porterhouse steaks, a jumbo sausage, a bag of chips, and a 6-pack of beer.

BK came up and said, "I haven't eaten for two days."

I told him, "I wish I had your fucking will power."

Haw'n Surf Club said...

Leonard, good for you. The sooner we get rid of him' the better.

Unsightly Birth Mark said...

What's the big deal with that nuclear waste scare tactic anyhow.. Do what the last Anonymous says, send it to Old Man's, let them chumps worry ab out it..

Mrs.Jones said...

'Birthmark', Myself am the proud owner of 5 frisky white poodles, and they are cute as cute can be. Now I want to transport them to San Onofre State Beach, but there's some old fools there that cant stand dogs, let alone poodles. Woe is me, I don't know which way to turn.

Dr.Ross said...

Mrs.,Mrs.,Mrs., Jones, take that lousy mut of yours up to San Onofre and that pal of Big Kook will kill it this afternoon. Like, good riddence to bad rubbish.

Los Tres Amigos said...

Shame on you, Sydnet Carlson Esq. There's not a bit of truth to that. It is tantamount to 'Chicen Little', and you know what that is, don't you/

Still Fed Up said...

This is the straw that brokle the camel's back. San-O Daze has all the contibutors, BOD members, Masthead people, sadly not a one knows which end is up. Where's Henry Ford?

Jim Irwin, announcer said...

Seymour and Ford are putting on a world cup contest at Shaver Lake.

Don Rickles said...

A fat girl served me food in McDonalds at lunch time. She said, 'sorry about the wait.' I said, 'don't worry fatty, you're bound to lose it eventually.'

Rim Shot said...

Hey, Rickles:
TA DA

Dennis Dowden's Tongue said...

H E L L O: where did this surf come from.
Cotten's is 12', it's Thursday, 8:00 AM.

Duggie Dowden said...

Hmmph!

'Doggie' Diamond said...

"Hmmph!" is right,and we don't blame you, Duggie.The old crowd wish you would return. The beach is eroding , and it's eroding faster than you can say Craig Ephriam. The buried kelp is putrid, Bldg. #4 is still seeping raw sewage directly .intothe ocean, there's animal droppings from Dgpatch to the Point. Tkat incessant line is loger than ever, the wait is intolerab le, but it's worth it justo drie down the dusty dirt road,. Officer Bob is now the 'Dark Knight of San Onofre. Were glad you've returned, Duggie.

Doggie Dowden said...

Is Craig Ephriam kin to Brian Ephriam?

Mum' Queen's Goiter said...

Doggie, yes they're the 'new age' of 'Nofre surfing, sorta like Eddie McBride,Barneyc Wilkes, Hi Ho Silver, Bob Card, Hammerhead, Jim Drever,Tulie Clark, Jim Arness, Jimmy Irwindale, Miklos Dora Sr., Waikiki Pete, 'Onshore Eddie, Meatball, and John Klug.

Officer Bob said...

I'm sportin' a woody!

Leonard Luton's New Tss said...

Looks as if they've all returned. OB, Duggie, Doggie, longb ords, old guys sporting their thinnin gray hair swept back in a ponytail, all of them wearing 'Old Guys Rule, bulky tees, ball caps on backwards, Clark Foam shirts, San Onofre 50th Tees, white Lab on a 20' rope leash, motor home parked parralell hoging three spots,and they're reviving boccie balls (full size), things looking great for this summer.. T

The Schiek said...

Officer Bob Trojan rubbers wants to know if you would endorse their MAGNUM size rubberrs. What shall I tell them?

BIG BUBBA said...

YOU TELL THAT OB COME UP HERE YO fOLSUM pRISON i SHOW HIM EHAT magnum SIZE IS, AND BRING EXTRA SUPPLY OF AaSTROGLIDE WITH HIMM.

Oscar Myer said...

'Big Bubba', this San-O Daze is going 'belly up', and you know what that means. Look, Dingo, ANGRY WHITE MAN, and the rest of them Masthead people haven't a clue how to run a Blog. They still run that Sidn ey Carton trip to.Solvan g to dump radioactive nuc lear hazmat waste. Why do they not give surf repots for our San Onofre State Beach. Why,yeah, why not

corky4surf@aol.com said...

Hey, Oscar, you want a surf report, call Corky Carroll.

The Daredevil said...

Yo, come up here to Vegs, you can bungee of the Stratoshere for $100.00 cash.

Huevos Rancheros said...

Hell, Daredevil, how goes the war? You come down here to San Onofre and bungee of the Sandstone cliff for $15.00, or off the lifeduard tower at Old Man's for $7.50.

Boy Midget said...

'Huevos', you can come to Bldg. #4, bungee of for $5.00 cash. Ask for a guy they call, Big Kook.

Temple of the Doomed said...

The waves haee left, but I'm going to Old 'Nofre and watch BK get mocked by the locals who can't stand him, then I'll watch b arking dogs annoy vistors, then go on the sand and take a huge, giant, magnificent, dump so a human can step in. That beach down thre sure is quirky, ain't it?

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