Friday, November 25, 2011

Shark


25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes that is a shark indeed but just what does that have to do with the fact that Leonard Turner drinks?

Anonymous said...

I don't know. Here, have a beer.

Oliver Kalosoff said...

Kinda like B.K. at the point with all those young surfettes.

I.P.Freely said...

Gotdamnit, Sydney Carton Esq., will you stop trying to stir the pot. Everyone is aware of sharks at San Onofre. One bit that belly boarder in front of Four Doors yesterday. It was awful, right down to the bone.

Anon' #2 said...

Well, Sydney got someones attention alright. It was that San Onofre GWS that chomped off that boys leg and it wan't a pretty sight. Within seconds the place was wall to wall dorsels searching for another victem.

Fenton said...

What next Carton, Leonard being flogged in front of #4?

Club Slueth said...

That Sydney Carton Esq., certainly has his gall posting misleading photos of sharks attacking an unidentified shark cage. Are you positive that's not the work of Leonard Turner the imposter?

Runs in Family said...

Why does Leonard Turner drink so?

All in the Family said...

'Family', guzzling 4% Bud Lite is not drinking. If you must drink, Leonard, try Bacardi 151o with an Everclear floater.

One Big Family said...

That 'sumbitch' gonna swallow that cage and all them terds on it.

Judge Samuels said...

Leonard is on probation and can no longer drink in public, and that means San Onofre and Doheny State Beach. He'll schitt a brique sideways if they nab him again.

Doheny Boss said...

Looka' the size of that ramora. Can you believe it?

Baron Von Rudechild said...

The remora is to that shark what J.J. moon is to Tubesteak.

H. Melville said...

You surf fags make me sick! There was a time not long ago when my people set out with their crew of savages to hunt whales, oil my lily livered landlubber was the name of the game. Hah,says I, you call that a fish, that is a minnow I could use as a pillow as I round The Horn looking for that Albino Moby Dick. Hah, a simple mullet makes you shiver, to Hell with ya!

H. Melville said...

You surf fags make me sick! There was a time not long ago when my people set out with their crew of savages to hunt whales, oil my lily livered landlubber was the name of the game. Hah,says I, you call that a fish, that is a minnow I could use as a pillow as I round The Horn looking for that Albino Moby Dick. Hah, a simple mullet makes you shiver, to Hell with ya!

Bored Sick said...

Today's Wednesday. How long they gonna' run that shark nonsense. What's going on Puttzle?

one arm jonny said...

until someone gets bit

Chuck said...

While snoozing naked in this guy I’m seeing’s bed, he likes to squeeze my butt checks while quoting Bart Simpson. “Hello, I’m Dr. Cheeks. I’m doing my rounds, and, uh, I’m a little behind.

Anonymous said...

Day twelve. Ho hum.

Dr.Tide said...

O, this is mind boggling. San Clemente camera shows 4 feet, no one out. They're all at San Onofre standing on the log wondering how it's going to be when the tide goes out. Can you believe it.

San Onofre Update said...

Sr.Carton, you certainly have an obbsession toward GWS. There's a shark exhibit now open at San Onofre 4 Doors, no admission fee, however, donations to San Onofre Inner City Boys Club are greatly appreciated.

Office of Disbersion said...

Dearest Sydney, are you a member of the Carton clan from Odessa OK? If so you may claim your fortune immediatly. Please bring an updated ID.

Capt. Ahab Arab said...

Effective tomorrow, Saturday, 12/2/2011 there will be a new speed limit posted on San Onofre dirt road. Maximum speed shall be 5mph at all times, no exception. First time offenders will be cited $150.00. No exception. Second time offenders be prepared to pay $250.00. No excuses.

Dirty Dancing said...

Sharks. Speeding Tickets. Puttzle, where the dickens you going with your Blog anyways?

Can't Drive 55 said...

What I want to know is who gives the lifeguards te right to place a Denver Boot on my 4WD because I was crusing above the speed limit?

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