NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
Angry, potty mouthed, ugly, bad attitude. Who could be the San Onofre equivalent?
Ever notice that those that scream the loudest for government sponsored entitlements are always the ones that contribute the absolute least in tax revenue?Sure is easy to demand free crap when someone else is paying for it.
HOW ABOUT THIS? NO GOVERNMENT WORKER CAN VOTE! WHY? THEY HAVE A VESTED INTEREST IN THE FREE RIDE!
If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor...You may be a Muslim.If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes...You may be a Muslim.If you have more wives than teeth...You may be a Muslim.If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean...You may be a Muslim.If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide...You may be a Muslim.If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against...You may be a Muslim.If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing...You may be a Muslim.If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs...You may be a Muslim.If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four...You may be a Muslim.If your cousin is president of the United States...You may be a Muslim.If you find this offensive or racist and don't forward it...You may be a Muslim.
In 2011, if you invested your savings in an oil company, you made a profit, but you had to pay 15% in taxes to Obama.If you invested your savings in one of Obama's green energy companies, you didn't have to pay 15% taxes to Obama. But then again, you lost all your savings because they all went bankrupt. Sucks to be you.
Achmed: Right on! THINK AMERICANS WILL EVER GET IT???? PLEASE SAY NO!!!!!
The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever.Meanwhile, the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture, asks us to "please do not feed the animals" because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves.
Dear Lord, this past 30 days you took my favorite singer (Whitney Houston), my favorite monkee (Davy Jones), and my favorite impressionist (Steve Bridges). Just wanted to mention my favorite lady on The View is Joy Behar.
I know... huh?
BIG KOOK, you are an instigator and provoker.
"You said a mouth full", kid.
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