NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
leonard but officerit was only a few beers
Skid marks some place other than BK's shorts.
The State Parks prohibit relaxing on the beach with a beer. This guy was understandedly hurrying to get to the bar, when he should have been allowed to peacefully have his beer on the beach. The prohibition of beer on the beach caused this accident.
If they had left this the dirt road it was, with ruts and all, you are forced to slow down. BUT NOOOOOO.......They paved it so drivers are encouraged to drive faster. Once again the State Parks create a dangerous condition and blame someone else.
15 MPH!!! When have you ever seen a Ranger, Park Aide, or Park Worker go that slow there? Never! and You Know It!
It's the same thing with the burning rocks up at Trestles. The State blames the Marines...'Don't blame us, the Marines own the land!'Well...God Bless the Marines. They are investigating the burning rocks. They're not shirking responsibility for anything. They are stepping up and investigating. There'll be time for talking about responsibility later. Now someone has to investigate. The woman burned has had to have multiple skin graph surgeries. What is the State Parks doing when a park visitor is injured by rocks that spontaneously burst into a white hot fire? NOTHING! Well, except blaming someone else.
The problem is Dingo. He's stirred up all this controversy. I blame him. I say we should all get our pitchforks and have a bonfire in the fire ring by the shack at Ol' Mans. We can roast hot dogs (and you thought I was going to say tube steaks).
Like I be tellin me mate, been a-spicious of thate Dingo character ev'r I seen him with me own eyes down by the billabong waltzing sans Maltida.
Not our beloved Dingo. Says it ain't so Joe.
It ain't so.
Skid marks...BK's shorts. I just got it!
He didn't know how fast he was going. It comes from performance enhancing steroids, blood transfusions, and blood manipulation. :'(
Ran out of real estate and talent.Splash!
talking about slowing down! forget the road and get on the 5 and sit your sorry ass in traffic.
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