No truth to recall

I would just like to say that there is no truth to the rumor about a recall. My sources tell me that some very unhappy Talegalites that had moved here from Utah are up in arms trying to break the will of the locals by making the Mayor a scape goat with all their low-down and vile smear tactics. They plan to take over the Point by sheer numbers. I may call on the one person who could possibly help with this matter as he himself has been through this, this name should bring fear to the hearts of the Talegalites," TUBESTEAK" yes thats right I said "TUBESTEAK"! Beware all of you non-believers we have ears and eyes in every bush. The Govenator said he would back the Mayor with every tax dollar if need be. More later, the're waiting for me at the Tenth Tee.