Friday, September 16, 2005


Signs like this one are being posted all over San Onofre surf beach this weekend. And the park will not allow anyone with less than 25 years of surfing experience to enter the water during this very large swell! And don't try and say you have the experience, because if you lie to the Rangers and they see you do not, they will arrest you on the spot and revoke your permit to enter the state parks for 1 year. (if you live!)

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah! And don't bring your stupid cell phones and call all your buddies, they can't surf either. And don't think all it takes is BALLS to surf big waves, if you do your stupid and endangering not only yourself, but those in the water around you as well. If you have to surf big waves, do it some where else, we don't want to watch you die!

Anonymous said...

to the locals::

no one is making you watch. drink your beer, smoke your dope, walk your dog, and thrown those stupid balls in the raod. from what i see it is the visitors who do the real surfing. and for most of you it seems to be your wives and girlfriends that wear the pants anyway.

Anonymous said...

OoooooH! Someone must have struck a nerve. Surfing is not a "thing to do because everyone else does it", its a way of life. You can tell the real surfers from the "want-to-be's" by looking at their gear. They don't wear multi-colored wetsuits (they wear black) their boards are well cared for (not all dinged up and turning yellow) they respect their beach and pick-up after themselfs and after those who don't care about the beach only thinking of their own good time without regard for anyone. And until you learn to respect the waves the beach and others, YOU will always be just a "KOOK"! And hey, ANOYMYASS, you might as well stay at home in Laguna and visit your boys in the "BOOM BOOM ROOM" because with your attitude you sound like the biggest kook of all time.

Anonymous said...

phuque you dingo! ranger can't throw you in slam for not having 25 yrs xperiance.

anonymous...right on, bro, you said it.

prophet, tell it like it are, hoss.

Anonymous said...

Goooleee.

Anonymous said...

Are we having fun yet KIDDIES? You guys crack me up! I think we could have one "HELL" of a party and laugh our ass's off!

Anonymous said...

Yawn, snore, and belch,it sounds like you need to get a life! And it seems we have 1 less to worry about in the water.

Anonymous said...

Well prophet,I guess you haven't been to Costa Rica for some time. The Brazilians think they own all the surf spots. There are some of us who have been surfing San Onofre since the late '50's so a little respect for our beach is all we ask. Obey the park rules, keep it clean and have fun.

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