NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
Thursday, December 15, 2005
Better break out the 6mm wetsuit and the head condom. Not only has the air been cold in the morning but the water temp has dropped too. A nice balmy 47 degrees to be exact. And yes, those are small icebergs out there at the point this morning.
Its a condition know as "Foam Brain." After many years of working in that costic environment, your brain turns to foam and you basically go nuts. I will try to contact Superman or Spiderman to end this diabolical attempt by that madman Clark to destroy our oceans and the world.
Yo Dirk, instead of turning people in for doing what comes naturally, call the NTSB, there's been a plane crash where those two lifeguards are floating around. That's why all the debri.
9 comments:
Oh yeah, sure. Nice trick photography, bub.
No trick, that's the Mayor paddling out and Dingo looking confused in the picture, they know what they are talking about since they were out in it.
Those are not icebergs. Clark went crazy and now he has decided to destroy the oceans with billions of broken surfboard blanks!
Its a condition know as "Foam Brain." After many years of working in that costic environment, your brain turns to foam and you basically go nuts. I will try to contact Superman or Spiderman to end this diabolical attempt by that madman Clark to destroy our oceans and the world.
EPA, you are a "prime time" geek.
What billions. What surfboard blanks. Christ, you guys ain't right.
Anonymous, We have reports of you peeing in the ocean. Next time I will be forced to slap you with a $2,500 fine. We don't mess around.
Dewey Weber sell diapers for under the wetsuit.
Yo Dirk, instead of turning people in for doing what comes naturally,
call the NTSB, there's been a plane crash where those two lifeguards are floating around. That's why all the debri.
I thought Weber riders wore diapers all the time!
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