NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
Thanks, Tubulator. What a great tribute to Sitney, Esq.
"When eating bamboo sprouts,remember the man who planted them."
Sydney was on KFMB receiving a commendation for his bravery during the tsunami crises yesterday. Congrats, Sy.
First it's posted by Milton. Now it's Jerome. What's with you people?
Dear Sano Daze,Confidential Business ProposalHaving consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the Nigerian Chambers Of Commerce And Industry, I have the privilege to request your assistance to transfer the sum of $47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand United States dollars) into your accounts. The above sum resulted from an over-invoiced contract, executed, commissioned and paid for about five years (5) ago by a foreign contractor. This action was however intentional and since then the fund has been in a suspense account at The Central Bank Of Nigeria Apex Bank.We are now ready to transfer the fund overseas and that is where you come in. It is important to inform you that as civil servants, we are forbidden to operate a foreign account; that is why we require your assistance. The total sum will be shared as follows: 70% for us, 25% for you and 5% for local and international expenses incidental to the transfer.The transfer is risk free on both sides. I am an accountant with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). If you find this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following documents:(a) your banker's name, telephone, account and fax numbers.(b) your private telephone and fax numbers —for confidentiality and easy communication.(c) your letter-headed paper stamped and signed.Alternatively we will furnish you with the text of what to type into your letter-headed paper, along with a breakdown explaining, comprehensively what we require of you. The business will take us thirty (30) working days to accomplish.Please reply urgently.Best regardsHowgul Abul Murphy Arhu
HEY, YOU KIDS, DON'T HANG ON THE NET!
Howgul Abul Murphy Arhu,I guess I can take the ads down if we accept? Maybe we will be able to get Murphy back on board? I'll think about it.
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