Wednesday, November 11, 2009

But I don't even own a parakeet.

Type "why won’t" into Google and you will get a list of the most common searches thanks to Google's auto-fill-in function.

I kid you not.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I took your wonderfull advice. Typed why can't I sleep standing up. Guess what Google said? Yep, you're correct. Lie down. Thanks Sydney.

dirty gertie. said...

Haw! I typed in why won't my hard-on go away. It said, "Fresh".

Anonymous said...

That's nothing. I wrote, "Why won't my stool soften?" No answer yet.

[anon #5]

Big Dick said...

Murphy comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife if she wants some. "How hard is it?" she asks. "About as hard as my dick." he replies. "Ok, then pour me some!"

Anonymous said...

San-O Daze, SS DD.

Joe Arpaio said...

Did you know:

· That the words 'race car' spelled backward says 'race car'.

· That 'eat' is the only word that if you take the 1st letter and move it to the last, it spells it's past tense 'ate'.

· That if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants,”, and add just a few more letters, it spells out: "Go home you free-loading, benefit grabbing, kid-producing, violent, non-English speaking jerk-offs and take those hairy-faced, sandal wearing, bomb making, goat loving, smelly rag head bastards with you." How weird is that?

Anonymous said...

Joe Arpalo, never judge a man unless
you've walked a mile in his moccasins. Okay.

[anon'#18]

Anonymous said...

Doggonnit, today's my day off. I go to San Onfire, It's big time blown out from the west. This is no good.

Anonymous said...

I still don't get it. What's this thread got to do with castration?

Home Boy said...

Big Dick who called you that name?

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