Wednesday, November 25, 2009

HOMELRSS BEACH BUMS

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Will they be giving out free turkeys the day after tomorrow. I'm homeless, living in my car in the 'Rib' parking lot. It is not funny. I have applications out, but no nibbles yet. I can shape boards, lifeguurd, and park cars. Help me. I'm broke, hungry and constipated for sure. I will be at Old Man's shack for the free Salvation Army dinner all day Thursday. I'm bringing a can of cranberry sauce to share.

Murphy said...

Why dont you, take your complaints, to some other blog? San Onofre is for surfing, and not for you freeloaders, and I will report you to the ranger.

gevacho said...

Murph, for gawd's sake give the guy a chance. After all, it's the holidays. What enjoyment shall you receive by denying the down and outer an even break anyways. I don't get it.

Anonymous said...

Gevacho, I is wit youse. But I would hope your 'freeloader' brings more then a can of cranberries to share with all. There's going to be close to 150 recipients for the free dinner.

Larry said...

This is pure, unadulterated, kaka de toro. I arrived at San Onofre this Thanksgiving morning. At 0600 the line was 80 cars waiting. The volunteer ranger said it would be at least a four hour wait. The 80 cars were dedicated 5th generation hangers on who have gone there since Barney was president, and they could care less how long the wait is. I told the ranger aid to shove it sideways. Actually, the old timers were setting up a tailgate party.
Can you believe it. The crust of those people.

Larry said...

Hi everybody, I just returned from Old Man's. There's nobody in the water, the surf is 5' and rising, it's hot & glassy, no line, drive right in *plus*
they removed the logs you mat now pull right on the sand. Apparantley, Rangers don't care. That's funny they call this 'Black Friday'. Can you believe it.

[anon#3]

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Larry said...

Old Man's open for business as usual tomorrow at 0600. You must be early as tomorrow is contest day and you may not find a parking place.

Anonymous said...

I drove all the way from Fountain Valley Vlley to San Onofre only to find they had shut'er down due to inclement weather. What's wrong with those knuckleheads? Eddie's gone he ain't coming back.

p.s. neither is Barney.

I.P.Freely said...

Anon' #3, they won't allow you to enter the water it's so blown out. Who's gonna pay m e backc k/ ny Anon', you're not kidding. It's blown out from the west.

Anonymous said...

This is awful. My only day off and San Onofre Old Man's is a train wreck. It doesn't look good for any of us. Those are gale force winds with no let up in sight. Doesn't matter, road's shut down anyway.

I.P.Freely said...

Old 'Nofre has glassed off. Dirt road is reopened. Waves are 6' top to bottom. It looks great for the rest of the weekend. Nothing but glass. Slide one for me.

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