NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
SHOULDA', WOULDA', COULDA.
Hey Dandy, where all the old guys they had surfing hunched over, snd falling off two foot mushballs.
Somebody please notify Allan Seymour of Capo Beach he has won $125,000.00 on a backup lottery ticket. Have him contact Lottery Headquarters.
Where's my money?
Mr.Seymour, it's a sting. There is no money. You must be careful. They're out to get you.
Oh yeah, we got him we know his 10 20. Seymour is dead meat.
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Hunchie, lets see what you got.
My boyfriend likes to talk to me while rubbing my dick. Sometimes he asks about my exs and if i don't answer him he gets mad. After a few questions when he finally realizes that I'm hard he would get mad at me for having a hard on while thinking about an ex.
Geez, I'm starved.
Beach pad for rent cheap. Marine housing area near Trestles. Call now. You snooze, you lose. Trestle's Realty. Agent on duty.
Mason, all you can eat flapjacks at DoHo tomorrow.
Kobe, that kid needs all the flapjacks he can eat like I need a third nut. He must eat Yami Yogurt and roasted pumpkin seeds and some sort of a cleanser.
Seymour wants money and Mason is hungry.If that ain't stating the obvious!
Say there, ain't a tunnel run when USC Trojans come out of the Coliseum tunnel before a game. The Trojans are all pumped up.
I'm having my annual Swp contest this morning. Yesterday I goosed stepped through the contest area and was delighted to see fellow KKK members from Michigan, Wisconsin,Kentucky and Selma, Alabama. Celebrities to attend are as followed, Lard Hamilton, Gerbil Lopez and Jan Micheal Tracy aka M.T. Wallets. Sig Heil
'Surfing's Greatest Misadventures'You must read it word for word. It is dynamite.
Dick, is that picnic at The Point still on manana en la tarde?
Dick, it's Sunday, tomorrow. Be early there could be a food shortage because of all the moochers.
That means Leonard Turner, and his freeloading crew will be there don't it.
In case you missed it,San Onofre was slammed again! This time by the O.C. Weekly in the Hey You section. I would bet a days wage that Q'Ball wrote the piece and if he didn't who did? I doubt it was the late great Don 'SOOT' Wells but he would of approved!
Absolutly, nobody in their right mind could give a 'tinker's damn' about that lowly beach run by that lout 'Screwball'. He is a misfit that must return to Paramount CA. The sooner the netter.
Regardless of what Brian Gillgly tries to sell you there is no such thing as as 'Accidental Icon'. Nothing!
A scathing letter reportedly written by Tubesteak to the OC weekly this week about the current state of San Onofre has caused quite a stir for the locals. Steak lambasts point locals as buffoons and imbeciles. The letter states locals H.S.C.of S.O. and numerous surfers such as BK, Kobe Klink and brothers Craig and Fryin Brian Ebfrhaim as the culprits who give the stinkeye and 'Moon over Crumba' shots to surfers of all ages. A complaint has been filed to the authority.
Wasn't 'Moon Over Carrumba' written by Bill Jackson several years ago for 'Surfer Mag'?
As of this morning the OC Weekly is fast becoming a collectors item. The letter alledgedly written by Q Ball has done little to stop the antics of "The Buffoon Platoon" at the point. Q Ball will be signing copies of his masterpiece at the new and improved Aventura next Sat. P.S bring your own sharpie!
M.Goose, is there a fee for his signing the OC Weekly. I went to buy one, however, they sold out.
Dear Mister Eggman: Q Ball will have a sighning fee of 12.00s U.S. That is the exact cost of Grey Goose at next weeks pre party at Turks, For JTs B Day on the Boo's Cruise. Sat at 6;oo on the Dana Pride.
Finally, the ice cold keg of Coors arrivedand it is at 29 degrees farenhait. Come one, oome all. It's free. Open house. Free smoked kielbasa hot off the 'cue.
Just read the OC Weekly an the writer really hit the nail with his face. I've been surfing the point for 14 years and have never seen any activity that was described. Butt I've seen Sal Gee undress many young girls with his eyes.
I just went to the liqour store during my lunch break from Stater Bros and the OC Weekly was sold out. How do I get my meathooks on the San Onofre issue, any ideas.
Jan-Michael, no. I seems as if you are SOL. Sorry.
Looks like S.U.C. lost last night, thank God I won't have to see any fools wearing any jersy's at OC Tavern.
We'll be back. You can take that to the bank.Red left. 32 Blast
I didn't see screwball's OC Weekly article, but I know what's up at the point. Putzel, the mayor, and the rest of the girls are out. It's a whole new crew and they are god fearing citizens who take their responiblities seriously. These guys are retired and angry with the low lifes who brought the point to the point it's fallen to. Chew will cut off anyone who feel differently.
next mounth mary j prop 19 will pass the first saturday after there will be a big SMOKE OUT at old mans shack bring your bud but not your bud light no booze`
Holy Crappola, can you believe it. Puttzle shall never be out. He is the Point's Messiah. That means, "Screw the New Crew. 'Old Guys Rule'!
bev mo 5 cent sell is on
Thanks Winekamper for informing us, that is truly very good news.
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