NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
I'll be having Thanksgiving at the Red Face Lounge. So please bypass San Onofre. I have invited B.K.,Leonard the Loonatic and Moe. John Hughes is not invited he's a bad drunk. Free drinks from 12 to 3 anything you'd like. A full Prime Rib feast will be served at 4o'clock. M.T. Wallets is bringing a minced meat pie from Stater Bros.
'Spam', are you kidding, and whom.I wouldn't miss Turkey Day at Old 'Nofre for all the tea in Chinatown. I am a proud 5th generation 'Onofreiate', and a pal of Elroy. We've gone there for 35 agonnizing years, and couldn't survive without it. There ain't nuttin' finer than sharing potluck pies and cookies. T-Day at 'nofre has pulled families together for centuries, and for that I'm thankful. Thank you for keeping us informed Hughes' alcohol problem.
Jon Hughes has an alcohol problem.What, no money?
The best day of the year is Turkey Day at the shack. This is going to be are 4th year straight. I always ask B.k. and Neon Deon who started this tradition they all say the Beard Family, whoever they are? But driving from Hacienda Heights is kind of a drag! I love to feed all the locals I feel sorry for them. My kids think it's funny when they're drunk!
'FAMILY', going to San Onofre is like being on the ship of fools.
I pulled into line this morning at about 4 o'clock. There were 6 vehicles in front of me 2 were vans. In the one van there the Wilson Boys, John Hughes, Turtle and Dennis Dowden. In the other van were B.K. T bird and the Tracy bros.They were sharing bottles of gin and bourbon.Moe told me they going to crash the 3rd annual traditional Roth Family Thanksgiving lunch. Needless to say they were plastered! I'm going back later to see how it goes and mooch a free drumstick and dressing.
'Blob Larson', get a life. San Onofre lushes are goin' to bring you down hard, bro. Donate Thanksgiving day to the less unfortunate kids at CHOC. They will truly be thankful. Happy Holidays.
Dammit,San Onofre's blown out to hell becuse of hard south wind. Doesn't look as it will quit.
'Bob Larson', there's no drinking at San Onofre. What happened to Rangers.I don't like going there when there's a bunch of drunken sots.
10:00 AM. Line is a mile long. So long, see you manana.
Our humble family had a beautiful day at Beach San Onofre testerday. A funny thing was the McCoy family from Fullerton had a famiky gathering around a large fold up table. A loose dog smelled the deep fried turkey, ran across the sand, took a magnificent leap, landinig on the table, wrapped its jaws around the bird, and took off towad the Point, where it dissappeared up the dirt road to devour its reward. Boy, were the McCoys pissed.
Five people admitted to Mission Hospital for salmonella poisoning after eating Neon's underfried turkey bird. Two Dowdens and a Q-ball among the ill. Maybe next year Neon will start earlier so as not to rush to beat the sunset and serve raw fowl.
Dr.Phil, I confirm that. Unfotunatly, I awakened with severe internal pain and suffering. If any of the others are interested, I am filing in Vista's Municipal Court a class action law suit against McClure, State of California, and 10 John Does.If you look at State rules you may not deep fry any fowl on State Beaches.
Leonard, stay away from munis. Head strraight for Superior Court and sue the living crappola out of McClore, State of CA, and 10 John Does, and maybe that wacko surf club they have down there.
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