Wednesday, November 10, 2010

WHO DONE IT? (TAKE 2)

Another "Mystery Missile".

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22 comments:

lance ito said...

Hmmm. Amazing for sure.

fred goldman said...

Judge Ito, OJ Simpson is guilty as sin.

Mr.Fung said...

Say, is that you nose or are you eating a baked candied yam?

Yeast Infection said...

While walking through DogPatch, a Leonard came upon BK hugging a Palm tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what are you doing?"

"I'm listening to the music of the tree," BK replied.

"You've gotta' be kiddin' me", said Leonard.

"No, would you like to give it a try?"

Understandably Leonard says "Well, okay..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, BK slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, watch, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later Chazz Patterson strolled by and saw Leonard handcuffed to the tree stark naked and asked "What happened to you?"

He told Chazz the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished his story, Chazz shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This just isn't your day is it, cupcake...?"

unidentified surfer said...

O, Yeast, that is a true story. Thank you.

prankster said...

"Yeast Infection", that Chazz Patterson sure has a sense of himor, done't he now.

Chuckie-poo said...

Real men use no lube.

Charles Patterson Esq. said...

Please, San-O Daze is a great Blog. If it ain't broke don't fix it.

Chuckie-poo said...

I read my boyfriend's phone messages and found out he's cheating on me and planning a surprise b-day party for me at the same time. What should I do?

GOD said...

Chazz, enjoy the party. Life is too short.

sneaky pete said...

Dingo's attempt to befuddle San-O Daze almost worked, but not quite. He must be pealizedd for attempting to substitute a ghost on the Blog.Hello, it didn't work. Sorry, Dingo. Farting monitor.

Fake Word Monitor said...

pealizedd???

bamboozled said...

'Who Done Did It', aww krapploa, I forgot the question, but it had something to do with surfing. Sorry.

truth be known said...

Moniter of Fake Words, 'pealizedd'
is Spanish for Pallisade.

mr. bardhal said...

Dinger, this is not funny. Your patient should not be blowing black farts. It is indicitive of irratated bowel syndrome. She must immediatly visit an Internal Medicine MD. Good luck.

beach snitch said...

Went for my morning surf at 'Nofre.
Rangers are issuing citations for cyclists not wearing helmets.

Anonymous said...

Like to see Big Kook blow something like that. Can you believe it, I can't. It would be like a black cloud of death.

Anonymous said...

Might be BK refuses to chew his food before swallowing. Like, anything he eats he swallows whole.

marcia clark said...

Big Kook is under survielance and will be apprehendad momentarily. His bail is set at $2,500,000.00

da' Boss said...

Big Kook's number is up.

BIG KOOK said...

bese mi culo

da'Boss said...

Huge south swell hitting San Onofre
right now, Sunday AM.

Moon Phase