NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
Oh, man, I want 18" San Onofre. Please.
Them guys are nuts riding waves that big 100 miles out to sea.
Huevos Rancheheros, I have gouty arthritis so bad I cannot' sleep. Please advise.
I went to Velzy's this one time, he was asleep sitting up on the couch with his right foot up on the table and a bottle of Jim Beam next to his foot. Fran told me had a flare up of the gout and come back later when the pain subsides. I came back so he could autograph a LONGBORD magazine for a friend. Man I wish a picture of that foot with the bottle of Beam next to it!
'Tubers', Velzy should be pitied rather than scorned. He had ureac acid crystals running throghout his feet. He confessed it was the most painful thing ever endured.
You think thats painful?Try Bubba's giant black sausage up your ass!
I want that sausage bad. I want it today.
I just witnessed B.igg K.ielbasa wolf down 34 pieces of sauage at 'La Fiesta' in the harbor. Along wit dat he devour a 9 egg omalette with cheese bacon and bell pepper BRAH, He Knoh Grind da goods Kine Kine Brah!!!!
Peter Pope, who pays for BK's food at these places. The harbor ain't ceap. He eats like that he shall have painful gouty asrthritus fof sure.
Ya gotta wonder if we would of done this when we were younger? I rode out of control at Sunset in the late 70'S. I was 37 then. Oh, see Hawaiianwatershots for the SUP contest video to see the waves that I and Jimmy Irons were out in by ourselves! Oh yeah, say stupid. The lines form the northwest were pulling over to Kamis. We are lucky we are alive! We got out and looked at each other and just shock our heads! Then, laughed our asses off! Smart ass surfers for thinking it won't happen to us?
Back to 22nd, read this issue out in TSJ now about Butch. He show you what good times are.
Butch and I surfed together up until he died. Hell we surfed in the 50'S and 60'S quite a bit. He was one hell of an athlete! Crazy, Yep! But a good friend. Too many great stories!
Steak: Remember, SURF-O-RAMA 1959? Samo Civic. I know you do!
'Back to 22nd', why, yes, I sure do. They did it one more year then switched the name to 'Surf Fair for two years.
Do you remember the party in the Hollywood Hills where we had to keep Butch under control? I think Hatch showed up? Fran the fat jap was there. Long, long ago in another life! Too much fun and we lived through it all!
Those partys in Hollywood were for A-List people only. My name wasn't on the list.
Hatch is dead; Butch is dead; Chubby's dead; Grannis' is dead; Buddy Boy's dead; Miki's dead. Who's left.? Never mind. Who's next.
'Back to 22', I ain't no fat Jap.
Tojo, you were a pain in the ass to many!!! Fran baby, was, just Fran with some serious weight!! LOL
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