NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
Orale, ese, que pasa?
YIKES! Nada pasa, nada.
Chuck goes into the doctor's office and has Some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, "Chuck, I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS."Chuck is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?" The Doctor replies, "Eat one sausage, one head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, ten Jalapeno Peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grape Nuts cereal, and top it All off with a gallon of prune juice."Chuck asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your asshole is really for."
HIM:I want a zoot suit with a reet pleatAnd a drape shape, and a stuff cuffTo look sharp enough to see my Sunday galHER:You want a reef sleeve with a right stripeAnd a rare square, so the gals will stareWhen they see you struttin' with your Sunday pal(HIM: That's me)You wanta look keen so your dream will say"You don't look like the same beau"So keen that she'll scream, "Here comes my walkin' rainbow"HIM:So make a zoot suit with a reet pleatAnd a drape shape, and a stuff cuffTo look sharp enough to see my Sunday galNow, what you want, baby?HER:I want a brown gown with a zop topAnd a hip slip, and a laced waistIn the sharpest taste to see my Sunday man(HIM: In his zoot suit)A scat hat and a zag bagAnd a slick kiss, so the other chicksWill be jealous when I'm with my Sunday fanI wanta look keen so my dream will say"Ain't I the lucky fellah"So keen that he'll scream, "Baby's in Technicolor"HIM:So make a reet pleat with a drape shapeAnd a stuff cuff, to look sharp enoughTo see my Sunday, Sunday gal
All right, TJ Trots, you got it.
Hello Cornholio, how did you get that wonderful name. Is it derived from corn hole by any chance?
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