Thursday, July 21, 2011

Where Is Everybody?

20 comments:

Herbie Thick said...

Rick and Bing's, Strand Hermosa

Achmed said...

A young Muslim kid can't find his mother at San Onofre.

The ranger says 'What does your mother look like?'

The kid says “How the fuck should I know?”

Dick Metz said...

$65 for that Balsa pig. Seymour sold that very same board last year for $27,900.

Lord's Blessing said...

For Pete's sake. BK puts a picture of Rick Stoner and Bing Copelan's old shop in Hermosa, then he dissapears to camp without an explaination. That is the problem with that State Beach at San Onofre. Simply put, there are no Persoalities on that beah. None, cipher, zilch, nada, and there never will be. No one can run the beach. That's correct. No one. The lifeguards are looking for guys walking around with red plastic cups , ignoring people who arer drowning. There was a beach up north where the lifeguard would allow yo to put icechests filled with beer in the storage part of the tower. Plu, they didn't have a beach design ated 'Old Man's What a flimsy name that is.

Mettz' Cousen Leonard said...

'Blessing', that's incorrect. There are definatly personalities at the beach. Why, there's Colby, Craig, his brother, Al Gee, Jed Morouse, Big Kook when he's not in the slam because they found 82 parking tickets in the van's glove compartment. I read on this Bog he's a walking time bomb, and they weren't kidding.

Atevie Wonder said...

For chrissake, that San Onofre beach is like the blind leading the blind. Plus BK is oming back any day now.

Veterans Administration said...

Believe it or not, but Bk was admitted into VA Hital this morn ing for observation. Early tests indicvate he's he's on the brink of a n erv ous b reakdown which c ould mean trouble.

Anonymous said...

Not another weekend with damn bicyclists in my way!

No Fear said...

Anon', run the motherfuckers over.

Anonymous said...

It just ain't fair. City of San Clemente is flying banners, however, there's nobody from San Onofre with one rippling in the breeze. Colin McPgpllips, yet no Gees, Ephriams, no Freddy the Legend. What's going on here? j

Art Pharttman said...

Don't post anymore false rumors about the Surf Clob or it's members. It is a state beach and we can damn wee do what we please. Uf you don't like it go somewhere else an take your barking dog with you. San Onofre is not a kennel.

Flush the Damn Toilet said...

Me and my daughter went to that beach. There's a bully there that terrifies the
beach, but the Rangers won't do nothing about him. If you have to go to that beach be on the lookout for a blue van with a driver sitting in ther talking to himself. Be careful as he is a meanie. Thank you.

Virgel Clapperton said...

Look, I'm 5th generation San Onofre and damn proud of it.Idon't mind waiting in line so I be with my b ros. Rumer is effectiv e 9'1'11 the State wants to raise fees to $1500.00 to get in. I don't care it's worth it. I take my dog with me. Hdoesn't bark as much there.

Baby Snooks said...

Where's Sydney Carton Jr. Esq. when we need him. Pleas, come back Esq.

Sick&Tired said...

Virgel, why doesn't you an your pooch KMMFA

Sick 'n Tired Jr. said...

I concur

Lizzie Borden said...

I'm so damn pissed off. Went early to San Onofre, when I arrived there was a dismal mongrel barking louder than anything I ever heard. BARK, BARK, BARK. It's been going on all morning. It's driving me bananas. Don't they have kennels in San Clemente open on weekends so these inconsiderates can take their crazed animal? Lord, I can no longer take it. I'm going home and watch TV.

Uzi Owner said...

Hell's bells, Lizzie, I'll head up to that beach and blow tha f***ing dogs brains out. I can not understand why those morons take a beast to a State beach. Wht in hades is wrong with them owners anyways?

Talega Bob said...

I told my neighbor if he left his dog home alone one more weekend that it would be the last weekend that mutt ever spent home alone. It barks from the moment he leaves til the minute he returns. He tells me he goes down to some 'dog friendly' beach now. I think it is San Onofre cause he says he can leave it tied up all day barking and the rangers don't do schittt.

Dog Hater said...

Talega Bob, dagnabbit, it's that San Onofre State beach where them dogs bark tbcessantly. If I weren't on parole I'd go down there and capture one of those barking dogs and take it down to that Vietnemese neighborhood and let him out of the car and fend for himself. I feel your pain, Talega Bob, for sure. Incidently, them there Rangers are packing, but there ain't no way they'll blow that animals head off.

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