Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Tubesteak's Health

Is Tube okay? I saw headlines that the San Onofre Nuclear Generating Station has been closed down for the last three months because they found that Tubesteak was showing signs of unusual wear ("Unusual Wear Of Tube Shuts Down Nuclear Reactor"). I didn't even know Tube was working at the nuclear plant. Apparently Tube's job is to carry radioactive water to and from the nuclear reactors.

The Nuclear Regulatory Commission (NRC) won't let San Diego Gas and Electric (SDG&E) restart the nuclear reactor until they figure out what's causing Tubesteak's condition (San Onofre To Remain Closed Until Problem With Tube Solved). I thought maybe that someone had overreacted or that maybe Tubesteak just needed a little rest and would be up and around soon, but then the Washington Post's headline caught my eye -- "Additional Tube Wear Found At Troubled San Onofre Nuclear Plant On California Coast." This is obviously worse than I thought.

How much wear and tear can one man take? Why didn't they hire someone to help Tube carry all that radioactive water when they expanded the number of reactors from one to three? Unusual wear? He's doing the work of at least three men. What did they expect? The thought of our beloved Tubesteak running from reactor to reactor carrying all that radioactive water, until he collapses from exhaustion, is weighing heavy on my heart. Look at the picture. That is just one of the reactor pools that Tube has to change the water in, bucket by bucket, every day.
I've lost Tube's phone number. Can anyone who can reach him check to see how he is? Have they done an MRI? EKG? Some blood tests?

5 comments:

unt said...

Hello, anybody home?!?

Treyvon Morand said...

As the number of attacks on whitey continues to increase in regularity and ferocity after the black kid punk-ass future thug in Florida got shot and killed by a non-black, you would think the media would be reporting on it wouldn't you? I mean their job is to report the news right? Isn't huge groups of niggers beating the shit out of one honky news anymore? Wouldn't that be a "hate crime?" Yeah I know those are rhetorical questions but wouldn't you think someone big in the media out there would grow a pair, go against the grain*, and actually call a spade a spade for once in their life? I mean fuck, are they all in on this concerted effort to not report relevant shit going down on the streets of America*?

Anonymous said...

its not just the relevent news of the street that goes unreported. look at the trade deficit, the endless short sale/foreclosure mess, printing and borrowing dollars like its going out of style. the lack of real reporting is conspicuous by its absence.

Julia said...

Everybody is making fun of Obama for his "composite girlfriend" today. Personally I could give a fuck. He is a fucking rat bastard communist. That is all I need to know about the man.

puttzle said...

Whoa!

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