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It seems Dingo has shown you the wrong container home. That was a picture of Grumpy's home. This is a picture of Puttzles home, with his 2 acre herb garden in the rear.

Not only does Puttzle's container have indoor plumbing, he can also check his eyesight while reading the manual on how to use his new commode!

Puttzle has done a little cosmetic enhancement to his new container home. In this close up, you can see the artistic talent that he wields. I would guess that there is no such thing as a "homeowners association" there!

Puttzle may be living in a container, but he goes surfing in his VW bus , and we mean surfing in his VW bus!

This just in! Here is the first picture of Puttzles new Shipping Container home. This 40ft container was remodeled to a two-story bachelor pad. Just put it on a ship and move anywhere you want without calling a mover to load and unload your furniture.

Another one of those nuclear fish caught at San Onofre. I do know that fish and game has set the size limit for doubleheaded fish at 28 inches. This one could be a little bit undersize.

Caught at last! This is key-hole-clara, she has been peeping through the key-hole at bathroom #4 for decades and was finally apprehended by Ranger Dairywimple yesterday when she was knocked unconscious when the person she was peeping opened the door and blackened her eye with the door knob!

Murphy got a new dog. What a cutie!

I had the dogs water bowl sitting on the iceplant. He goes to get a drink and yelps in sheer terror! This previously thought to be extinct amphibious Hammerhead snapping lizzard had gotten into his bowl and took a chunk out of his nose as he went for his drink. These things bite, they smell bad and have a rotten disposition.

Now available at Talega Surf & Sport. A waterproof WiFi PC actually installed in your surfboard! So now while your blatantly hopping someone at San Onofre, you can be checking Wetsand for the next swell, looking at porn, or even reading San-o Daze.

This giant tapeworm washed ashore at the point yesterday. What is really scary is that this is only one segment of the thing and that tapeworms are made up of hundreds of segments! I'd sure hate to be whatever's intestinal tract that this thing was wrecking havoc upon!

This is all thats left of the Point and SandBar after the rains last night, this is where the fire ring sat.

Yesterday's sudden dounpour sure caught these guys by surprise! They were parked by toilet building #4 when a flash flood came down the culvert and swept them out to sea. The cars are destined to become part of the reef as a certain female ranger said "it's the lifeguard's responsibility" and the lifeguards said "it's the ranger's responsibility". Well, if these folks had read this blog, they would have known to stay away from San Onofre!

This storm has taken its toll on SanO, from the Point to DogPatch the rains have washed out the road from one end to the other!

Winter weather is here again! Just like last year, cutoff lows pulling in tropical moisture. Lightning, thunder, and waterspouts. Electricuted seagulls dead all over the beach. Ground squirrels and bass sucked up in funnel clouds.For your own safety, stay away from San Onofre until May.

New for the summer of '06. Puttzle got to preview the lines at the annual Hanalei Bay Fashion Show. We can look for the gals to be wearing these by next summer. Problem is, many of the gals who surf at San Onofre look nothing like the model and more like Tubesteak in drag.

The latest from Talega Motor Cars. Perfect for taking the kids to school or soccer practice. Also great for you women who love to speed at San Onofre while endlessly yakking on your cell phones. Full time 6 wheel drive gets an awesome 3mpg.

A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that came out of the gas tank ignited, severely burning her hands. But it also lit up her arm, too! Instead of rolling on the ground to put it out, she panicked. She took off running down the street. Officer Bob (OB), on his way to San Onofre, was at the intersection where it happened and he tried to stop her to put out her arm, but she just kept running and screaming. All Officer Bob could think of doing was to shoot her. This took everyone by surprise. Officer Bob ran over to her and put the fire out, then called for an ambulance. When questioned about his course of action to stop her, Officer said, "My only thought was to stop her. After all, she was waving a fire-arm."

Here it is! The Mayor going left on a freak set this morning at the SandBar!

From The Mayors Office

The Mayor went surfing today! Mark that on your 2 calender ( you know, To cold, to crowded,to rocky) Film at 11:00! More later-------- maybe

I went to San Onofre the other day. I was only in the water for about 20 minutes, and when I came out there was a ranger writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a stupid idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires! Then I really got angry at him. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My van was parked down by the shower..

Dennis Earle captured this eight foot long Diamondback rattler by bathroom #4. The santa ana winds have brought them out of the hills and down to the concrete of the San Onofre bathrooms! Use caution when urinating or defecating,

Too bad I missed the Roxy. Seems the gals had a great time!

New Orleans transplant enthusiastically cheering on his favorites at the Roxy. Perhaps he might want to tell some beaurocrat that he's an illegal alien so as to get some free dental care.

WARNING!!

WARNING! Due to an infestation of unusally aggressive and rabid vampire bats, all beachgoers to San Onofre are advised to stay away from the area in the predawn and evening hours. Although there have been some attacks during daylight, darkness is the deadliest. Garlic and crosses to not work. That is all.

Rumor has it , that Michael Jackson has signed up for the Roxy!

The 4 finalists from last years Roxy Bikini contest.

Now you know why the Mayor loves to golf!

Lots of wave hogs out this morning.

This guy has been seen hanging around girls surfing contests! Watch your kids, as HE AIN'T RIGHT!

This image of the Virgin Mary was found on a rock at low-tide at Old Mans this morning. Tens of thousands of people are desending on San Onofre to view this wonder of nature. The state park service feels the massive crowds expected could be so heavy that there will be no room at Old Mans to hold the Roxy contest! There will be no room at the Point either as the locals are having their "Is your pension good enough?" meeting!

One of the early spectators for this weekends contest and future bathroom #4-20 local.

Due to the massive request's, here is a picture of Puttzle,Dingo and the Mayor on a typical day at SanO.

Well our beloved Unt Puttzle must have found himself a girl friend, and to declare his affection he shaved this heart on his back.

We also found this picture, now we know what anonymous looks like.

HERE COMES THE ROXY!

I hired several dozen illegal aliens to prepare the contest areas for me. They needed some supplies, so I showed them the location of water and bathroom #4, and left to obtain the supplies. Upon my return, I noticed an ambulance , along with two ranger cars. The rangers informed me that BK had called 911 to report a naked man screaming and running around the beach. As it turned out, one of the aliens had needed to answer the call of nature. Rather than use bathroom #4 as I had shown him, he went into the bamboo, dropped his trousers, and squatted down -- right on top of a huge nest of hornets.
He was released from the hospital after about a week, having learned a very painful and nearly fatal lesson: always watch where you're going.

Ah ha! Now we have a photo of Mushburger!

This is what happened the last time I tried to grow a mustash!

With fuel prices rising, the truckers have refused to make deliveries so Ronald McDonald has to make them personnally.

As we have all seen, the Mayor has decided to re-grow his mustache. Not bad for only 2 weeks growth!

Anyone know what this says? I was hungry so I stopped by the Korean market on Del Mar and bought it. They look like those Potato bug things you find under rocks, but taste quite a bit like chicken. A crunchy exo-skeleton with a juicy yet tangy interior. Any help identifying this would be appreciated.

Puttzle got himself a woman. She sure looks like a great gal! On a side note, I thought you were going to quit smoking?

Could this be the Mushburger dream girl?

I found this recent photo of, you know who, demonstrating the "Beer Recycler" at Old man's.

Mushburger! Is this any better?

We warned you last week but no one listened! Farmer John (yes, a real person) got nailed by one of the stingrays on Sunday. A nice big hole in his heel about an inch and a half deep right under the surface of the skin. Intense pain up the leg and oozing purple, lumpy blood. Luckily, Dr Starwarz treated the wound and released the patient to the custody of his son. Maybe next time you people will believe what you read here!!!!

We at San-o Daze love request. Here is the beach babe for Mushburger. In the name of decency we can not show the face as it is just to hideous. Anyway, this topless beauty was frolicing around at Dogpatch this morning.

Just for you Mushburger, Here is the winner of last years Roxy surf contest at SanO.

Many have been wondering why OB has not been at the beach much lately. Since he exhausted his supply of Viagra and Red bull, he has spent countless hours on this masterpiece of modern art. He had a few extra condoms and something from the "toolbox".....

The new female Ranger uniforms as modeled by Ranger Jenny! See it live next weekend at the Roxy surfing contest at Old Man's!

The babes who show up at San Onofre now days look more like this, so you can imagine how bad the Kooks are!

Puttzle finally got some work, he started his own "GEEK SQUAD" with his new wheels and has been working all over the Island.