Do to the increase in sexual activity among young folks, when you by certain products the companys have started promoting safe sex by supplying condoms with each purchase.

Puttzle has hit rock-bottom in the Islands and sends this message.

How did you vote in Laguna Beach? Strait or Gay?

Ever wonder how the Tow-in guys practice for the big surf? Of course the pool is filled with salt water for a realistic feel.

"IN GOD WE TRUST" I guess this says it all!

The surf has been so bad at SanO that the Talegalites have had to find ways to amuse themselfs.

Here is my donation to President for all of the great work he's done to secure the boarders and deport illegals. (Click on the picture to read the small print)

This is a picture of San Mateo River Bed above Trestles after the illegal aliens have camped and passed through the area. Totally trashed! This is what our whole country would look like if we open our borders. Look at Mexico, it looks just like this.

This photo was taken this afternoon at San Onofre has hundreds of illegal aliens cross the bluffs above the Point heading for San Clemente.

Caltrans in conjunction with the State parks will be installing these new signs throughout the San Onofre area. The one on the left is the old out dated model which will be replaced with the one on the right. Clearly, the one on the right is more accurate and less likely to confuse motorists.

Pleasent dreams everyone. This, as they say in Costa Rica is "PURA VIDA"! Can you guess where it is?

I went for a walk down at Dogpatch this morning and got me a bucket load of jumbo swamp rats. There are plenty more but I just took the big ones. Now these ones are already skinned, but some folks like to leave it on. I chose to remove it cause it reeked of diesel. The wife and I are gonna cook 'em up this evening so we'll let you know tomorrow how things went.

Due to the destruction of the trestles wetlands and subsequent diesel spill, dead swamp rats have been washing up at San Onofre by the thousands. This man, only identified as Jose, demonstrates the finer techniques of rodent filet. Although he eats them raw, we recommend marinating them with a cajun spicy worcestershire sauce before simmering over a low flame while basting with a lighly seasoned hollandaise. Your results may vary.

BREAKING NEWS!!!

TCA crews began draining and dredging the Trestles wetlands today for the new toll road. However, some of their heavy equipment sank in the mud leaking thousands of gallons of diesel fuel killing every bird, frog, gnat gatcher, fairy shrimp, and illegal alien living in the once pristine area. We will keep you updated here at San-o Daze.

This Talegalite had his Airbag deploy in his new H3 Hummer, when he hit a rabbit while he was doing 60 mph in a 15 mph zone in the camp grounds on the way down to surf trail #6. The rabbit did not die from this, it died laughing!

NEW TOLL ROAD PLAN FOR 241 SOUTH

SAN ONOFRE, Calif. -- Citing the fact that nearly no serious accidents occur in bumper-tobumper traffic, the TCA is adopting a plan to cover Orange County with 10-lane highways that have one-lane bridges and overpasses in each direction every few miles.

"By forcing five lanes of high-speed traffic onto a onelane bridge each way, we will even slash the number of fender benders," boasts a TCA. planner. "And I guarantee no traffic fatalities -- it's difficult to be killed in a car traveling an average of 5 m.p.h.

"In some places, the backups will have backups, creating perfect 100 percent safety for Orange County drivers. Hey, we're saving lives here!"

OK Dingo your on, but I get to use MY paddle board!

Ok, Mayor. I challenge you to a paddle race! 14 fingers beats 12 toes any day!

I snapped this picture of Sheriff Bob as he was changing after surfing this morning.

Ever wonder why the Mayor rides the nose so well? Heres why, and he's the only one who can hang 12!

The surf was so bad this morning Dingo had to resort to building sandsculptures.

This is what will happen every day on the I-5 in San Clemente if the Toll Road is built. STOP THE TOLL ROAD we don't want it!

A new sign has been posted at bathroom #4 at San Onofre.

This is a picture of an "Iridium Satellite" seen in the early morning (the satellite is the bright spot in the center of the picture between the two clouds). They brighten up greatly as they reach a cetain area in the sky and then dim out and disappear. Dingo and the Mayor look for these on Sat&Sunday mornings while waiting for the gate to open. If you see 2 guys in chairs up at the front of the line with their heads back looking up, thats them! Don't be afraid to walk up and ask about the Satellite count or other sky related phenomenon.

A new stained glass window has been installed at the "Chapel of St. Homo" in Laguna Beach.

Here is one of the 'Nofre locals. This could be any one of 200 to 300 people that come to mind. And if you are one of these guys, Walmart is having a sale on jock straps!!

You know that guy who's always digging in the dumpsters early in the morning? Well, I finally got to meet him. He speaks in tongues so I missed his name. Should you wish to make his aquaintance, I would avoid the customary hand shake.

SAN ONOFRE -- A 10-year-old boy survived a close call with a shark Wednesday evening while surfing at San Onofre.
Mason Klink says a shark attacked him while he and a friend were surfing around 5 p.m. just an eighth of a mile offshore at a popular spot for surfing known as Old mans.
"I was laying down on my board, and it knocked me out of the water," Klink said. "My board got knocked two feet out of the water. I waited for the turbulence to end. I didn't know what it was."
Klink was unharmed. He sustained not even get a single scratch. In fact, the only evidence of the attack is a giant bite mark and a shark tooth left embedded in his board.
His friend, Wes, paddled back to shore with Klink after the close call.
Old mans has not seen a shark attack in more than two months. There was another shark attack in September.
Authorities are posting warnings about the shark attack and are expected to decide Thursday whether to close the beach or not.

EH, UH, "HIC" HOPPY UH BIRTHDAY, MAYOR! FROM "BURP" UH SENATOR KENNEDY.

This poor kid dropped in on "you know who" this morning and got a close shave when "you know who" kicked out and almost took his head off!

This un-doctored picture is obviously San Onofre!

For $ale on ebay.

This past Sunday was some sort of surf kayak, outrigger canoe convention at San Onofre's Tupperware Bay, just south of Dogpatch. Maybe those guys who wear helmets know something we don't know!

Dingo not to be outdone, got this beauty and has parked it at Old Mans. Its to bad Puttz doesn't have the big bucks like Dingo, so he could live in style too!

Puttzle decided he couldn't afford a nice container home, so he converted his bus to this Island dream home on wheels.

Murphy has filed a petition with the state parks in conjunction with Titelist Golf Equipment to convert the point into this. He can tee off while Mushburger gets his left!

When you take the kids out trick or treating tonight, you might want to avoid Tubesteak's house as this is what the kids will see as the door is opened!

This Talegalite was wondering what the "HAZMAT" crew was going to do with the spent fuel rod from the nuclear power plant that was stolen and later found behind bathroom#4 at San Onofre.

FOR SALE! This exclusive house boat located on beautiful Church Pond on Camp Pendelton with views of Lowers, Church, San Onofre and the Beautiful Nuclear Power Plant. Sleeps 15 adults, has plenty of storage below. Inquire at Talega Surf&Sport.

Remember, its that time of year again! Fall forward, spring back as the old adage goes. You're going to lose that hour of sleep you gained last spring.

Here is a good satellite photo of hurricane Wilma.

Here is one of the feral cats that can be seen at San Onofre early in the morning. Could it be the proximity to the nuclear plant or selective inbreeding? Either way, something strange is going on with the ass end of this thing!

And who do we find at GayBurgers enjoying one of their John Holms burgers? Our own Dingo!

We have had our spy follow Mushburger to his favorite hamburger joint in Laguna beach.

We finally got a picture of Mushburger as he arrived at SanO with his famous "BurgerBike"!

A new sign has been posted at the gate to San Onofre.

With winter coming, the State Park service has posted new signs at San Onofre.

This sot attended another one of those surf industry corperate parties at San Onofre yesterday and might have had too much to drink. When Ranger Dairywimple pulled him over and attempted to administer a breathalyzer test, the guy puked all over him ruining Dairywimple's new uniform. The intoxicated driver ended up blowing a .64! Thats 8 times the legal limit, albeit low for San Onofre standards.

These tourists were posing for a picture to send to grandma back in Kansas when that infamous Dogpatch shore break got 'em. LIfeguards are no longer calling it a "search and rescue", and are now calling it a "body recovery".

"Honestly officers, I'm not Mushburger!" "Honestly!" Said the clown.