An old mexican school bus rolled into San Onofre yesterday. Numerous non-english speaking vendors exited and began selling baskets, cheap jewlery, ironwood sculptures, sombreros, vividly colored blankets, and bootleg San Onofre Surfing Club T-shirts. There was even a guy who, for a nominal fee, would take your photograph on a burro painted to look like a zebra. Park Rangers were notified and did nothing as they have special orders from the highest reaches of the government not to do anything if they suspect the criminals are illegal aliens. The rangers did, however, arrest some kid at the Point for trying to sell his used wetsuit off the back of his car.