Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Murphy is walking down the dirt road dragging two plastic garbage bags with him, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the beach. Noticing this, a Park Ranger stops him..."Sir, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag..." "Damn!" says Murphy..."I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!" Well, now, not so fast," says the Ranger. "How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?" "Oh, no", says Murphy. "You see, my camper backs up to the bushes and each time some kook comes and pees in the bushes it gets all over my camper! "So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!" "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the Ranger. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?" "Well," says Murphy, "not all of them pay."

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dingo, you're slipping.

Anonymous said...

Dingo, you're slipping.

LIFE'S A BITCH said...

DINGO, YOU'RE REALLY SLIPPING.

Mingo said...

Send Dingo to El Salvador!

Anonymous said...

AMEN, MINGO!

Dingo said...

Ok, so its a low quality joke. It's slow out there, folks! Of course any and all Murphy jokes are welcome here in the comments section.

Anonymous said...

lIFE'S A BITCH, THEN YOU DIE.

Sweet-N-Low said...

Don't listen to Anonoymous, the only thing he can spit out are complaints.

With the upcoming election apon us, there's going to be alot out there to post. Let's face it, so far the best candidate is a woman.

Post the "T n A", post the disgusting photos, post what ever you guys want. I just want to go back to watching you guys in your natural habitat.

No matter what you post, I will always be loyal to San-O-Daze.

:)

SICK OF BUSH said...

Tom Tancredo is Not a woman! And neither is the pandering bull-dyke Hilary!

Dr. Ralph said...

Hilary scares the shit out of me.

Jimmy Walker jr. said...

I heard that!

POOPIE PANTS said...

She already scared the shit out of me!

Sweet-N-Low said...

That fear you guys are feeling is this:

The fear that a woman could actually make a better president than any man.

I fear her too, only because if I don't fear the president. How the hell is he/she going to instill the fear of God into our enemies.

:)

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