Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Colby shot this 215 pound Sea Bass with his hawaiian sling in 110 feet of water just past the powerplant intake buoy. As this was during that big swell a couple of weeks ago, he had to contend with 25 knot currents and water with the visibilty of chocolate milk. Unfortuantly, the fish did sustain some minor shark damage from an aggressive 15 foot Great White while on the swim in. Luckily, Colby was able to fight off the shark and provide dinner for all on the beach.
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27 comments:

Bill Clinton said...

Hey! Leave the bullshit and hyperbole to Dowden!

Anonymous said...

Bill, I don't see hyperbole
in the text. Where do you see it?. Incidently, bullshit is a necassry part of surfing. SANDAZE is surfing. The shit of the bull stays. NEXT CASE!

colonel klink said...

Where's the submarine?

DOWDEN, SEYMOUR, & DOWDEN ESQ. said...

This is the World of Commander McBragg. Your hair will curl in the World of McBragg.
He fights monsters galore and then asks for still more or so says the brag of McBragg.

When on the hill the marines plant a flag, they may be led by Commander McBragg.
With a cannon in hand he can beat any band or so says the brag of McBragg.

Fencing and fighting and round table knighting and slaying of dragons, too.
Shipping and sailing and great harpoon whaling, there’s nothing McBragg can’t do.

Hunting and trapping and gold miner mapping and flying to Timbuktu.
Roping and riding and Indian guiding: Commander McBragg comes through.

This is the World of Commander McBragg. Your head will whirl in the World of McBragg.
He can do anything in his world he’s a king or so says the brag of McBragg

sour 'n high said...

Dear Smug poster:
Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries.

F. Lee Seymour said...

You go Colby!

Captain Colby "Ahab" Jones said...

Blacksmith, I set ye a task. Take these harpoons and lances. Melt them down. Forge me new weapons that will strike deep and hold fast. But do not douse them in water; they must have a proper baptism. What say ye, all ye men? Will you give as much blood as shall be needed to temper the steel?

Ishmael said...

He did not feel the wind, or smell the salt air. He only stood, staring at the horizon, with the marks of some inner crucifixion and woe deep in his face.

Butt Pirate said...

Them's that die be the lucky ones!

Herman "Colby" Melville said...

It does not smell like elderberries.

It smells like the left wing of the day of judgment.

Ishmael said...

Call me Pskowitz.

where's the blog monitor when I need him said...

Dingo:
Put captions on your posts!
I'm sick of reading "untitled."
Sheeze!

inquiring mind said...

Puttzle: U okay?

Anonymous said...

YIKES! YIKES! YIKES! YIKES!
AND DOUBLE YIKES

James said...

I know that's you Sammy!

puttzle said...

Si.

Pissed off local said...

World famous $ellout and beach exploiter $eymore has legitimized the enemy again:

Senior Men's 36-49
Geezers 50 and over
Women's Open
Open Stand Up Paddle Surfing Division

So while the rest of us want the standup kooks gone before they kill someone. here comes Seymore to fuck it up!

inquiring mind said...

Puttzle:
Thanks. With the comments of job shanges and life changes, I was getting worried.

Allan Seymour has brown nose said...

Local:
You are out of step with reality. The Head Ranger, Steve Long, is allowing Body Glove to post massive metal signs with pictures and information on the surf breaks to be placed in several areas at/near Trestles at San Onofre State Beach. According to the press release, they will be "highly visible" and "provide a much-needed educational component to the experience of quality outdoor recreation" - gawd, I love this self justifying crap they trowel on us so they can put up advertising. In looking at the pictures, each sign has the Body Glove name on it. Of course, IMHO, one hand washes the other -- who sponsors the Long surfers and in whose events do they surf -- or who do they hope will sponsor them one day in the future? It's always hard to know if improprieties are going on (well, maybe not so hard to "know", but proving it is another matter), but it sure looks improper and the appearance of such impropriety should have been reason alone NOT to allow these signs.

As for your precious San Onofre Surf Beach, maybe Seymour will get together with Steve Long and put up "highly visible" signs that "provide a much-needed educational component to the experience of quality outdoor recreation" at Old Mans. If he's going to do it for Body Glove, how can he not do it for the guy who has had his lips firmly attached to Long's ass for years.

Mahalo

CONTE$T$ $UCK! said...

Just for the record, the Long Brothers are big wave surfers and not your run of the mill contest whores.

Anonymous said...

Would that be a black sea bass? If so, are they not endangered any more?

AL SHARPTON said...

That don't looks black to me!

fish & game said...

Catching Black Sea Bass is banned in California.

Dr. Ralph said...

Al, no it does not look black. But you are lookind at the belly. And as far as I know, white sea bass do not get that big.

Dr. Ralph said...

Anony, what is up with all this YIKES shit? That is reserved for myself and only myself to say. Got it? Get it.

puttzle said...

You tell 'em, Dr. YIKES!

Anonymous said...

DOWDEN'S HAVE ALWAYS BEEN FULLOF HOT AIR, WHY DON'T THE EDUCATED DOWDEN'S BROTHERS PUT THEIR DEGREES TO GOOD USE, STONEWALL BODY GLOVES USE OF SIGNS. YJERI FATHER WOULD HAVE THE ANSWER, A MATCH. GOOD OLD TIRER FIRE.

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