Wednesday, April 18, 2007

The Neighbor's Dog

I've had this running problem with my neighbor about his dog. The seasonal flowers I repeatedly planted kept dying. There was an odor of urine. I had found his dog in my yard sniffing around the flowers, so naturally I suspected his dog was the culprit. He was adamant that his dog couldn’t be the one urinating on my flowers. I was polite, but of course, skeptical. I mean, what was he saying, that his dog doesn’t pee, or that he’s trained her to use the toilet? He was very upset that I would suspect his dog of urinating in my yard.

He’s a bit of a tech geek and offered to set up a motion detector that would dial his phone and mine when there was movement in my backyard at night. Nothing happened until Saturday night (when I was out of town). My neighbor captured a picture of the culprits. Sunday morning, there it was - an email from him with the picture - no message other than that. I bought him a bottle of Scotch.























The girl on the right is another neighbor’s daughter. The others are presumably her friends. My neighbor (with the dog) thinks that I should use the picture as my Christmas card this year. He wants to be a fly on the wall when the neighbor whose daughter it is opens it. I don't know, maybe I will. It’s not like any of the girls seem upset that he took their picture.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sydney, I'm sorry, but you are sick. What I want to know is how old are they, and do they drink?

babble fish said...

Sydney:
Let me translate what anonymous said ~~~ He loves the picture and wants to meet the girls for drinking and sex.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, amd who wouldn't?

critic said...

It would have been funnier if you titled it "The Neighbor's Bitches"

Sweet-N-Low said...

I've done the same thing. Big deal. Get over it.

Don McClean said...

What, no submarine?

photographer Ng said...

I gots some pics like this. Send them to ya?

doweldine esq said...

sweet&low, I gots a photo of me at San Onofre taking a
massive dump. The only drawback, it's in black and white.

Anonymous said...

yo, dray, do they give showers?

Sweet-N-Low said...

Wow, either I'm just that good or Anonymous wants my attention. What's up with that, you're not pulling my pigtails and running anymore. You've actually matured to words?

I just need to figure out how made the post. Considering I've been driving all day, with no access. But you never no, I do have a set of magic hands that would just rock your world.

:)

Dr. Ralph said...

YIKES!!. I like this.

Anonymous said...

Sweetz$low, how many years are you. Wish you'd put a picture of you on the BlOg.
YIKES, YIKES, AND DOUBLE YIKES! Sweet&Low, are you from La jolla, yes or no?

Sweet-N-Low said...

That would be a no on La Jolla, no I don't do pictures, an old enough to know I want to be in bed by 11pm.

Yet young enough to know I don't have to be home till dawn.

:)

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