Monday, October 29, 2007

Men's Rules? ???

Men's Rules
Women should learn these

  • Women, learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down.
  • Food, sex & sleep. This is what’s on our mind at all times. Now you know so stop asking..
  • Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
  • We don't remember dates. Period!!
  • Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!!!
  • If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!!
  • Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
  • Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
  • Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
  • If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
  • And last but not least...............
  • If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
  • Why? Because we’re Men!!

That explains a lot, and since I had a fantastic weekend I'll spare you.... :)


confucios said...

S&L, you are very wise. Thanks for passing that stuff on.

Anonymous said...

great lyrics that should be put to music.

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