Women should learn these!
- Women, learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down.
- Food, sex & sleep. This is what’s on our mind at all times. Now you know so stop asking..
- Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
- We don't remember dates. Period!!
- Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!!!
- If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!!
- Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
- Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
- Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
- If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
- And last but not least...............
- If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
- Why? Because we’re Men!!
That explains a lot, and since I had a fantastic weekend I'll spare you.... :)