Wednesday, October 03, 2007

update to caged dog story

Authorities have determined that a yet unidentified lobster Boat is using cat meat to bait there traps. These clandestine photos were taken near the fuel dock at the harbor, What sick B$5^*(d would do this? Is bait that expensive or to hard to find? Report any suspicious activities to Dept Fish and Game Sgt. Pete Schmelty (714)413-0914

4 comments:

Garfield said...

Pussies! All of you!

Dick Johnson said...

In the survey of definite penis size differences on a basis of race were detected. The largest Arab penises were found to be between eight and ten inches; but it was among the Muslim Sudanese that Jacobus found "the most developed phallus" - notably "one of the maximum dimensions, being nearly 12 in. in length, by a diameter of 2- in." The hardy researcher remarked that this was "a terrific machine" - "more likely the penis of a donkey than of a man." He concluded that the "Sudanese Negro possesses the largest genital organ of all the races of mankind". In a less extensive survey, but equally interesting, Dr. Robert Chartham measured erect penises for groups of men of various nationalities. The largest organs for each nationality were as follows: English - 10½ in.; West German - 8½ in.; Negro - 7½ in.; French - 7¾ in.; Danish 8 in.; American - 7¾ in.; and Swedish 7¾ in. The groups were small, ranging from only 9 to 121 individuals; nevertheless the data acquired are not without significance.

peter gozina said...

This study obviously left me out

Anonymous said...

he must have used an english scale

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