NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
Skillman has packed on the pounds again!
Its a "BONUS" to see "JACK" with his disguise on!
Clue number two:Pizza
I see the Kid and Bro back from another of his fab' trips.
And to think that I thought Charles Nelson Reily was dead!
He's the gay vamp of the twilight series so popular with the lost Y generation. The same idiots who voted for the socialist illegal alien from Kenya; The guy who's going to throw all you whities in the 600 empty FEMA concentration camps.
shazaam your right twilight! Check out the news! Obama ain't one of us!http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=84609
Do you guys all have A.D.D. or what? Stay on task for gawd sakes. I give up on all of you. We post a great photo and you talk about turds or hamburgers!!The guy in the photo is "Big John" the owner of Beach Cities Pizza and one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet. Spend some money in his 2 joints in Dana Point.
That can't be big John! He lost major poundage! Was he sick? He looks a little pale! Lord I hope he's ok cause I can't live without his pizza, salad and beer. Does big John know if Obama holds legal citizenry?
Are you calling Obama a turd? Thats blatant presidential disrespect! They never talked like that about Bush! They always refered to GW with the utmost respect and warmth, cause George was the bestest! Big John for President! Impeach Turd!
Big John was up to around 425 Lb's but has since lost around 100 so he could take back up surfing. Say hello to him next time your at Beach Cities. He is a real character.
Fats, for heaven's sake. That's all this beach needs is another character. Like, we don't have enough now.
Never heard of him or his establishment.
I knew Big John, big John was a friend of mine and your no big John!
His best is the seaweed, anchovi and pepperoni special just this side of burnt, kinda like sonnies only better.
I like the fromunda and breast milk cheese with tuna pizza.
Tomorrow night will be a doosie. BK is entertaining dwarves, jesters, and simpletons, at San Onofre sand beach. Also, promising to appear, all kiosik #1 freaks and wizards who howl like madmen at the pre-dawn sky.
Outlandish! I saw that very same turd in Hawaii. I named it Obama.
See. That's what happens with no toll road. You can't hold it in and you just must take a crap wherever you stand. We need the toll road.
Sham-Wow, I don't know, it sells itself!
Your all a bunch of sickos. I'm reporting all of you to the Ranger. Their biggest mistake was taking away your alcohol. You would be quiet normal then.
"Are you following me, camera guy?"
Pimp my pizza.
I favor the beer crust with salmon and gravy pizza, mmmmmmmmmmm...
Have you seen Jennifer Aniston lately? She's so beautiful I wouldn't mind smelling her fart.
Thats it. Your all going to hell in a hand basket.
I was in the front row at the tonite show with Jay Leno when Jennifer Aniston let go of a huge, windy hurricane style fart. The odor was astounding.
Thats it. I'm moving back to Honolulu where turd is getting ready to lead us.
A farts a fart - dont matter whos ass it perpetuates from you fruitcake. Smell mine and you will puke out your fish pizza all over your people magazine. Does anyone surf anymore?
No, we're too busy at the ballfield playing over the line.
I want to take Jennifer out to the ballfield and play over the line with her. Do you think she's game?
Whats the best wetsuit these days?
I just let one go. Theres a hint of last nights kung pau and some fruity scent around the edges. A puff of oak and slightly burnt pine, probably from inhaling the camp fire. My farts are like fine wine.
I just shit myself again!
you low tide pukes need to come on my show, gawd do you all need help.
Mine smells like cheap beer and ketchup. And day old broccoli now and then. Only I can handle it, everyone else clears the room thankfully.
This is the best blog I ever visited. Do you guys want to party tonite?
Mama Mia, Papa Pia, Baby's got the diarrhea! Mama said it wouldn't hurt, So Daddy ate it for dessert!
Hey Jennifer, can I party with you or should I just bail?
Who founded this blog, Thomas Jefferson or was it Barny Frank?
Happy 61st Fats.These people are boo-koo dinky dow.John is way cool and his pizza rocks.
Murphy needs to weigh in on this. What are his views on pizza and farts?
why do we enjoy smelling our own gas or the astounding odor of beautiful women?
Fr.Fart, do you recall that award winning film: 'Scent of a Woman'?
Bro, I'm really messed up. Is this 2008 or 2009? I just don't know.
Happy New Year Big John! You pizza is the greatest!
Shit were doomed. Be prepared to share the lineup with a billion chinks.http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123051100709638419.html
Moving On, it's either the chinks or the zipperheads. Take your pick. [anon2009]
Hi all. I lost my wallet at Surf Beach this morning at Pot Luck. It contained $5,500.00. Please keep the cash, but return the billfold to kiosk #1.Thank you in advance.
Chinks and zipperheads are bad enough, but what about the gooks, dagos, hymies and spearchuckers.
If were getting taken over by the chinks and spear chuckers we better organize and combine our ammunition. I'm ready to fight for freedom just like our forefathers John Wayne and Mel Gibson. No hymie gook is taking our lineup. damnit.
'Slur', we thunked dagos were wops, hymies were hebes,and spearchuckers were jiggaboos.
Murphy is a classic example of out of sight, out of mind. Like, Murphy who?
Fats, you shouldda been a publicist.
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