Monday, December 29, 2008

Four Doors Hires Fashion Consultant

This guy is a true classic and loved by us all at Four Doors. Anybody know who he is? He is a local restauranteur for a clue.

54 comments:

Jenny Craig said...

Skillman has packed on the pounds again!

big mac said...

Its a "BONUS" to see "JACK" with his disguise on!

Fats Flannighan said...

Clue number two:

Pizza

please save trestles said...

I see the Kid and Bro back from another of his fab' trips.

Fabulous! said...

And to think that I thought Charles Nelson Reily was dead!

Twilight said...

He's the gay vamp of the twilight series so popular with the lost Y generation. The same idiots who voted for the socialist illegal alien from Kenya; The guy who's going to throw all you whities in the 600 empty FEMA concentration camps.

Shafizzle Ding said...

shazaam your right twilight! Check out the news! Obama ain't one of us!

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=84609

Fats Flannighan said...

Do you guys all have A.D.D. or what? Stay on task for gawd sakes. I give up on all of you. We post a great photo and you talk about turds or hamburgers!!

The guy in the photo is "Big John" the owner of Beach Cities Pizza and one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet. Spend some money in his 2 joints in Dana Point.

A.D.D. Genius said...

That can't be big John! He lost major poundage! Was he sick? He looks a little pale! Lord I hope he's ok cause I can't live without his pizza, salad and beer. Does big John know if Obama holds legal citizenry?

A.D.D. average IQ said...

Are you calling Obama a turd? Thats blatant presidential disrespect! They never talked like that about Bush! They always refered to GW with the utmost respect and warmth, cause George was the bestest! Big John for President! Impeach Turd!

Fats Flannighan said...

Big John was up to around 425 Lb's but has since lost around 100 so he could take back up surfing. Say hello to him next time your at Beach Cities. He is a real character.

Anonymous said...

Fats, for heaven's sake. That's all this beach needs is another character. Like, we don't have enough now.

Local Boy said...

Never heard of him or his establishment.

Little Ted said...

I knew Big John, big John was a friend of mine and your no big John!

Pizza face said...

His best is the seaweed, anchovi and pepperoni special just this side of burnt, kinda like sonnies only better.

Cona Sewer said...

I like the fromunda and breast milk cheese with tuna pizza.

GIANT MASSIVE DUMP said...

Tomorrow night will be a doosie. BK is entertaining dwarves, jesters, and simpletons, at San Onofre sand beach. Also, promising to appear, all kiosik #1 freaks and wizards who howl like madmen at the pre-dawn sky.

Neo Con said...

Outlandish! I saw that very same turd in Hawaii. I named it Obama.

Toll or Crap said...

See. That's what happens with no toll road. You can't hold it in and you just must take a crap wherever you stand. We need the toll road.

Vince said...

Sham-Wow, I don't know, it sells itself!

Psycho Ward III said...

Your all a bunch of sickos. I'm reporting all of you to the Ranger. Their biggest mistake was taking away your alcohol. You would be quiet normal then.

Vince said...

"Are you following me, camera guy?"

GIANT MASSIVE DUMP said...

Pimp my pizza.

Shit Faced said...

I favor the beer crust with salmon and gravy pizza, mmmmmmmmmmm...

Fart Smeller said...

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston lately? She's so beautiful I wouldn't mind smelling her fart.

Smart Feller said...

Thats it. Your all going to hell in a hand basket.

Peter Roy said...

I was in the front row at the tonite show with Jay Leno when Jennifer Aniston let go of a huge, windy hurricane style fart. The odor was astounding.

Jerry Lopez said...

Thats it. I'm moving back to Honolulu where turd is getting ready to lead us.

Crack n sniff said...

A farts a fart - dont matter whos ass it perpetuates from you fruitcake. Smell mine and you will puke out your fish pizza all over your people magazine. Does anyone surf anymore?

I QUIT said...

No, we're too busy at the ballfield playing
over the line.

Fart Smeller said...

I want to take Jennifer out to the ballfield and play over the line with her. Do you think she's game?

Cold George said...

Whats the best wetsuit these days?

Epicurean said...

I just let one go. Theres a hint of last nights kung pau and some fruity scent around the edges. A puff of oak and slightly burnt pine, probably from inhaling the camp fire. My farts are like fine wine.

undigested corn said...

I just shit myself again!

dr. phil said...

you low tide pukes need to come on my show, gawd do you all need help.

Bart said...

Mine smells like cheap beer and ketchup. And day old broccoli now and then. Only I can handle it, everyone else clears the room thankfully.

Jennifer Aniston said...

This is the best blog I ever visited. Do you guys want to party tonite?

Loaded Diaper said...

Mama Mia,
Papa Pia,
Baby's got the diarrhea!
Mama said it wouldn't hurt,
So Daddy ate it for dessert!

Devo nerd said...

Hey Jennifer, can I party with you or should I just bail?

the blog historian said...

Who founded this blog, Thomas Jefferson or was it Barny Frank?

Dr. Ralph said...

Happy 61st Fats.

These people are boo-koo dinky dow.

John is way cool and his pizza rocks.

Anonymous said...

Murphy needs to weigh in on this. What are his views on pizza and farts?

Fr. Fart said...

why do we enjoy smelling our own gas or the astounding odor of beautiful women?

Anonymous said...

Fr.Fart, do you recall that award winning film: 'Scent of a Woman'?

WOE IS ME said...

Bro, I'm really messed up. Is this 2008 or 2009? I just don't know.

Spin Dr. said...

Happy New Year Big John! You pizza is the greatest!

Movin' On said...

Shit were doomed. Be prepared to share the lineup with a billion chinks.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123051100709638419.html

Anonymous said...

Moving On, it's either the chinks or the zipperheads. Take your pick.

[anon2009]

Anonymous said...

Hi all. I lost my wallet at Surf Beach this morning at Pot Luck. It contained $5,500.00. Please keep the cash, but return the billfold to kiosk #1.
Thank you in advance.

ethnic slur said...

Chinks and zipperheads are bad enough, but what about the gooks, dagos, hymies and spearchuckers.

The Patriot said...

If were getting taken over by the chinks and spear chuckers we better organize and combine our ammunition. I'm ready to fight for freedom just like our forefathers John Wayne and Mel Gibson. No hymie gook is taking our lineup. damnit.

disemboweled said...

'Slur', we thunked dagos were wops, hymies were hebes,and spearchuckers were jiggaboos.

rocket boy said...

Murphy is a classic example of out of sight, out of mind. Like, Murphy who?

Anonymous said...

Fats, you shouldda been a publicist.

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